Legendary Movie dialogues..and common dialogues

[theguyinallblue]

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Kitne aadmi the


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Beta : Maa..mai paas ho gaya maa

Maa : aaj agar tere pitajee zinda hote...to kitne khush hote



Radha rani ..arri O radha rani ( very famous and cunning dialogue )


Judge : saare gawahon aur sabooton ko madde naar rakhte hue yeh adalat mulzim ko muzrim karar deti hai aur Tah-ze-raate Hind dafaa 302 phaansi ki sazaa sunati hai...


Doctor : ab inko dawa ki nahi dua ki zaroorat hai...

Mere paas Maa hai



More to follow....others too contribute....Only from Hindi or Indian cinema

[gator]

ROFL, good one TGB....

suddenly, i am drawing a blank and cant remember any cliches... too much pressure...

[kabira]

Villian: Kya huwa
His girl friend: Mein aapke bachhe ki maa banane wali hoon
Villian: Bachha gira do

[Gambit]

"Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur"- Sholay :smokin:

"Yeh photo 3d nahin, apni dosti gehri hai"- DCH :flux:

"Main yahan khada tha football ke saath aur saamne wicketkeeper....wicketkeeper nahin bewakoof..goalkeeper"- Andaaz Apna Apna :wink:

"Teja main hoon, mark idhar hai"- Andaz Apna Apna :wink


"Mumbai ka king kaun?? Bhiku Mhatre"- Satya :smokin:


"Main aaj bhi pheke huey paise nahin leta"- Deewar :smokin :smokin

[shailesh]

Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, namumkeen hai

Sholay has just too many known dlgs..let's go for some different:

Aao thakur aao, ab tak zinda ho

[gator]

Tum is khandaan ki bahu kabhi nahi ban sakti...


america mein kehte hai - thoda kao, thoda pheko - Jaane bhi do yaaro.

all villagers in the climax - maaro, maaro isse

every single line in hera pheri...

[shailesh]

:lmao: @ maro maro isse

one and only Nana Patekar

Bachha samaz ke kandhe pe liya to kaan me moot-ta hai :hic:

[BossBhai]

Veeru sey Takkar
Budiya Jail going Chakki peesing
Hum Angrez key zamaney key Jailer hai

:lmao:

[shwetabh]

Sholay is full of them. A gem from Sholay:

"Tumhara naam kya hai basanti"

Some other funny ones:

Forgot the movie:

Shakti Kapoor: Ab main tumhara balatkaar karoonga
Girl: Ye kaun si car hoti hai ji

Girl running from villains trying to rape her falls in Gulshan Grover's feet:

Girl: Mujhe bacha lijiye mujhe bacha lijiye
Gulshan Grover: Raaani tumhari jagah mere pairon mein nahin us se thodi si upar hai.

[shailesh]

Shakti Kapoor : Aaooo, Lolita

:lol:

[jf1gp_1]

hero (usually Dharmendra) : kuthe kamine mai tera khun pe jauga.

[theguyinallblue]

Mogambo khush Hua

driver gaadi roko. :roll:

"Thhaharo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti" :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


babu moshay


nanga nahay ga kya aur nichode ka kya .. :lol: :lol:


Ruk jao...warna mai Goli mar dunga...


Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi
kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga



Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?



Hum jahaan khade hote hein, line wahin sey shuru hoti hai




Ajji sunte ho , munna ke pitajee :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[gator]

Raaani tumhari jagah mere pairon mein nahin us se thodi si upar hai.



lol ;)

[theguyinallblue]

i could not resist my self from posting this..


all the nepali chowkidaars... :chin: :chin: :chin: :chin: ( kuch yaad aaya)

Shhalaam Shhaab...... very humous filled dialogue....


too bad our chowkidar is still doing his chowkidaari there... :lmao:

[gator]

hahahahahaahahaha......good one TGIB....

Now Abe has to send his next soldier.... he sent his pooch yesterday....

[shailesh]

some lame ones:

Nahi maalik nahi / daya karo maai baap

adalat xx din tak kharij ki jati hai

hero calling heroine as 'memsaab'

:eew:

[dada_rocks]

Latest from khosla ka Ghosla.

Ye bhaincho poora desh hi compromise pe chal raha hai..

U got to watch the movie to appreciate its humour-packed-punch.

[Gambit]

Ye bhaincho poora desh hi compromise pe chal raha hai..

LOL. That was a terrific dialogue :flux:

[Lurker]

Scene:

A party of rich folks. A rather brattish heroine dressed in some outrageous clothes does some badtameeji at which apna desi value(or should I say bhalue) waala hero slaps her.

There is a ganghor sannatta in the party followed by heroines Uncle running to the hero shouting, "Yeh tumne kya kiya".

Hero - "Wahi jo aapko bahut pahle karna tha Chachaji! yeh kaam apane pahle kiya hota to aaj yeh din na dekhna parta".

PS: In a bizzarre twist if the tale the girl would become a susankrit larki and would fall in love with apna hero. Not sure which one happens first!

[Mandrake]

LOL@Lurker!
Here's some of my favs:

Amitabh in Deewar: "Aaj bahut khush hoge tum...jisne aaj tak tumhare chaukhat par kabhi pair nahin rakha aaj wo tumhare saame khada hai"

Amitabh in Laawaris "akadta nahin hai re..ye apun ka style hai"!!

Amitabh in Don : "budhao kahe chadh ja beta suli par..to hum chadh gaye..ab ka karen bhaiya ab to bhugte padi"!!

common ones-
keh do ki ye sach nahin hai :wall:

[yoda]

thera kya hoga kaalia?

[BossBhai]

Sarkar maine aapka namak khaya hai
Aab golie kha :lol:

[shailesh]

not a dialog but probably the most used sound in hindi cinema?BHISHOOOM!

[gator]

lol Sailesh

[theguyinallblue]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: @ shailesh...

Side kick of a villain : Boss, Hamara maal pakda gaya..

gulshan grover while attempting a rape scene : chillao..aur jor se chillaon...ab tumhe yahan bachane koi bhi nahi aayega...


Nirupa Roy :beta..mujhe ek baar Maa kah kar pukar beta...

a dying son : Maa..mujhe woh Lori sunaao na maa...

but the most amazing scene i used to like in movies of 70s and 80s

if a couple is doing some romance...the two flowers will strike each other...
two sparrows will mingle with each other....and whole sorts of natural things they will show..but wilkl never show that the hero is getting closer to the heroine... :lmao: :lmao:


and about the first night scenes..thgose burnign fires ..and gradual darkness...afterwards.. :lmao:

[beetle]

You forgot the doodh ka glass....... :lmao: :lmao:

Good one shailesh...bhishoom! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

when i was a kid ...i could never fight without saying bhishoom !bhishoom! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: ......

[beetle]

Nana patekar...
ek machchar(mosquito) admi to Hijda bana deta hai...

[Rajeev]

Prem Chopra

"Main woh bala hoon jo sheeshe se paththar ko todta hoon"

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"Dhan Daulat Jaydaad"

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"Neeche Paan Ki Dukan Upar Gori ka Makan"

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"Tumne Saap Ke Bil me Haath Dala Hain"

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Ajit:

Mona, Sona aur Mona ke Saath Sona

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"Dushman ko Kabhi Kamzor mat Samajna"

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"Agar tune apni maa ka doodh piya hain"

[Rajeev]

not a dialog but probably the most used sound in hindi cinema?BHISHOOOM!

Acutally, thats DISHUM

[beetle]

haan...dishum.....nahi dhishum!!
dhishum ! mujse panga leta hai! dhishum dhisum! :mwha: :yarr: :grrr:

[Gambit]

a dying son : Maa..mujhe woh Lori sunaao na maa...

:lmao: :lmao:

Heroine about to be raped: Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chodh do.
Prem Chopra: Itni acchi cheez main bhagwaan ke liye kaise chodh doon? :wink: :wink:

[theguyinallblue]

aapke pair dekhe, bahut khubsoorat hain....inhe zameen pe mat rakhiyega..maile ho jayenge

Shotgun dialogues - Khamoooosh, abe chapadganju..


there are many here from southern india also...i am sure there must be some very famous dialogues or cliches in regional movies as well...

post them as well....( with translation ofcourse :wtg: )

[beetle]

Mein kahan hoon?(waking up in the hospital after an accident or in a fisherman's house after being saved)

[shwetabh]

Heroine about to be raped: Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chodh


In some movie the villian replied:

Tere jaise cheez ko bhagwaan ke liye kaise chhod doon!

[beetle]

- Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga
-Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?
-Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.
-Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....
- Yeh anyay hai bhagwan
-Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.
-Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho.
-Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.
- Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain
- lo...muh meetha kar lo
- mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi
- aaj pinky ka janam din hai
- yeh aap kya kah rahen hai, bhai sahib
- Bhaiya !!!!!!!!!!
- Ma, tum kitni achchi ho
- Aaj mein bahut khush hoon (usually to be followed by a tragicturn of events)
- arre isse to tez bukhar hai
- Nikal jaa mere ghar say...
- Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay
- khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhee lagaya
- tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to ...
- gurkha, ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do.
- Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya..
- Ab tumari maa hamare kabze main hai
- Pulis ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai
- Driver, gaadi roko
- Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede....
- aur ye bechari begunnah hai. That's all, your honor
- tazeerat-e-hind , dafa 302 ke tahat, mulzim ko maut ki sazasunai jaati hai.
- Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai
- Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe
- Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?
- "Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu" followed by the jug jug jiyo beta
- "Yeh sauda thumhe bahut mehenga padega" ??
- Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga, aaj pahli baarkuch maang........
- KANOON KE HAATH BAHUT LUMBE HOTE HAIN
- Aey jee! Aap bade woh haiN!

[shailesh]

:lmao: good collection

another by Prem Chopra:

Bhains poonch uthayegi to gaana nahi gayegi, gobar hi karegi

[theguyinallblue]

:google: :grrr: :grrr:

apna deemag lagao.. :alright:

[beetle]

:club: :ninja: :shotgun: :hammer: :pistols:

Rads-----> :slap:<------sandy

[beetle]

Kuch pane ke liye bhi kuch khona padta hai, aur kuch pa kar khone wale ko Baziger kehte hain....

KKKKKKKiran.....

[theguyinallblue]

sandeep -> :twak: <- Radhika

:axe:

sandeep -> :stone: <- radhika

:zap:

sandeep -> :stick: <- radhika


:chin: :chin:

[theguyinallblue]

Mai tumhe bhul jaun yeh ho nahi sakta..tum mujhe bhul jao..yeh mai hone nahi dunga