King Tendulkar Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 People are hammering him . Criticising him. cant score runs . Too aggressive and means effecting batting . Why don't he shut up . Look being exposed . Look how wonderful smith is blah blah the big grizzly bears shoulder will have healed . When he walks out to bat the squirrels will chirp away . He gonna make everyone stfu . Corny phrase but class is permanent form is temporary. virat kohli will score big . You have been warned ! Mosher, kira, Rasgulla and 5 others 7 1 Link to comment
Doctored Wicket Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Not this crap again. The bear analogy is stupid. Link to comment
Sidhoni Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Damn it Someone delete this thread please Rasgulla 1 Link to comment
Popular Post Pollack Posted March 21, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted March 21, 2017 Long time ago before the Border Gavaskar trophy begin we were calm and composed human beings enjoying the beauty of nature. Then a coward kangaroo came from behind and pushed our captain into the sea of humiliation. Turns out kangaroo was using special shoes that did not make any sound while they hopped. Also he was using a mobile GPS referral system controlled from his zoo to give exact location of our captain and take right decisions. This transformed our captain into a wild bear. Dangerous if provoked. Meanwhile the cheating kangaroo transformed into gorilla since his cheating was the talk of the jungle news next morning. A fight ensued between them: But ended up being a draw. Bear is disappointed and livid with the result. He goes back to the place wher he was pushed to take an oath of complete revenge in the next match. Below bear taking his oath : He is ready now and roaring to go against all odds with a need for speed: To be continued after the action days.... sensible-indian, Texy, Gollum and 31 others 33 1 Link to comment
Ultimate_Game Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 @King Tendulkaryour posts are beginning to look more and more like @maniac's each passing day. Hope the outcome is different in your case Link to comment
nevada Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 6 hours ago, King Tendulkar said: People are hammering him . Criticising him. cant score runs . Too aggressive and means effecting batting . Why don't he shut up . Look being exposed . Look how wonderful smith is blah blah the big grizzly bears shoulder will have healed . When he walks out to bat the squirrels will chirp away . He gonna make everyone stfu . Corny phrase but class is permanent form is temporary. virat kohli will score big . You have been warned ! Would be nice if he scored a triple century leading to a huge win for India. Go Virat! Link to comment
King Tendulkar Posted March 22, 2017 Author Share Posted March 22, 2017 9 hours ago, Pollack said: Long time ago before the Border Gavaskar trophy begin we were calm and composed human beings enjoying the beauty of nature. Then a coward kangaroo came from behind and pushed our captain into the sea of humiliation. Turns out kangaroo was using special shoes that did not make any sound while they hopped. Also he was using a mobile GPS referral system controlled from his zoo to give exact location of our captain and take right decisions. This transformed our captain into a wild bear. Dangerous if provoked. Meanwhile the cheating kangaroo transformed into gorilla since his cheating was the talk of the jungle news next morning. A fight ensued between them: But ended up being a draw. Bear is disappointed and livid with the result. He goes back to the place wher he was pushed to take an oath of complete revenge in the next match. Below bear taking his oath : He is ready now and roaring to go against all odds with a need for speed: To be continued after the action days.... Absolute genius lol Pollack 1 Link to comment
Gollum Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 10 hours ago, Pollack said: Long time ago before the Border Gavaskar trophy begin we were calm and composed human beings enjoying the beauty of nature. Then a coward kangaroo came from behind and pushed our captain into the sea of humiliation. Turns out kangaroo was using special shoes that did not make any sound while they hopped. Also he was using a mobile GPS referral system controlled from his zoo to give exact location of our captain and take right decisions. This transformed our captain into a wild bear. Dangerous if provoked. Meanwhile the cheating kangaroo transformed into gorilla since his cheating was the talk of the jungle news next morning. A fight ensued between them: But ended up being a draw. Bear is disappointed and livid with the result. He goes back to the place wher he was pushed to take an oath of complete revenge in the next match. Below bear taking his oath : He is ready now and roaring to go against all odds with a need for speed: To be continued after the action days.... Pollack 1 Link to comment
Magneto Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 10 hours ago, Pollack said: Long time ago before the Border Gavaskar trophy begin we were calm and composed human beings enjoying the beauty of nature. Then a coward kangaroo came from behind and pushed our captain into the sea of humiliation. Turns out kangaroo was using special shoes that did not make any sound while they hopped. Also he was using a mobile GPS referral system controlled from his zoo to give exact location of our captain and take right decisions. This transformed our captain into a wild bear. Dangerous if provoked. Meanwhile the cheating kangaroo transformed into gorilla since his cheating was the talk of the jungle news next morning. A fight ensued between them: But ended up being a draw. Bear is disappointed and livid with the result. He goes back to the place wher he was pushed to take an oath of complete revenge in the next match. Below bear taking his oath : He is ready now and roaring to go against all odds with a need for speed: To be continued after the action days.... Superb! We need more of these than the repetitive banality that goes on. Pollack and maniac 2 Link to comment
maniac Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 A group of explorers from Aus land visited the mythical land of India to search for the Beast known as the king...the Rozilla...unfortunately Rozilla is licking its wounds and biding its time. The Aussie explorers are having a good time so far but they don't know it yet...once the Rozilla is back known as god creature they will be subjected to absolute carnage. this real life scenario is the basis for movies such as godzilla and kong skull island. they are currently battling out creatures such as the giant water buffalo ummi and king ghidorah ishu. wait and watch out for Rozilla's return. this may sound lame just like theories of renowned scientist bill randa and his organization monarch but who is laughing now after the events of skull island.... trust me wait for the Rozilla sarcastic 1 Link to comment
Mosher Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 The 1st bear thread was hilarious. Now @Pollack has taken this to the next level Pollack and King Tendulkar 2 Link to comment
Pollack Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Bear relaxing in swiming pool after satisfying day 1 of battle. Sidhoni, Laaloo, BeautifulGame and 2 others 5 Link to comment
Pollack Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Day 2: Bear is nervous and doing some crazy things Gollum 1 Link to comment
Pollack Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 (edited) Glad Nobody asked but here is what happened before the great battle of century begun. The original bear is not participating the battle himself since he is injured. His buddy bear( named Jinks ) has assured to fight the battle on his behalf while he strategise from the background. Buddy bear consoling captain bear after captain bear knew he couldn't fight himself: Edited March 27, 2017 by Pollack tweaker, King Tendulkar, Mosher and 2 others 5 Link to comment
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