Popular Post New guy Posted April 5, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted April 5, 2017 (edited) As the new IPL season begins, here I am without a team. Considering my value as a fan, I have decided on making myself available to the team whose fans bid highest for me. Following are the advantages of having MTC as a fan for your side 1) Can make funny articles, stories to support your team and increase the moral of fans of your team at all times. 2) Can troll other teams and fans. Sarcastic articles, attacking the moral of other team fans even when they win, etc are right up my alley. Past experience includes being the founding member of both AVKC and anti-AVKC clubs. Threads like the one on CSK cheating, etc are also in my resume' 3) Can pretend to be offended and outraged over small things. Can whine to mods when required. Lots of fun to be had 4) Am generally lucky for any team and teams I support usually win 5) IPL season gathers, and now my trolling begins. It shall not end until my boredom. I shall take no modship, hold no awards, father no children except the trolls already here. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die on ICF. I am the cool guy on the forum. I am the crazy fan on the net. I am the troll that guards your team against other trolls. I pledge my humor and honor to your team, for this match and all the matches to come." Edited April 7, 2017 by New guy tweaker, beetle, Mosher and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velu Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 there is no fun without csk vs mi or csk vs rcb New guy and Sidhoni 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 I offer you all my icf money. Support srh (that you will do for free for bhuvi) and DD for New guy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Merlyn Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 I will make you a offer no one can match. New guy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asterix Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 I thought you are Supporter... New guy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweaker Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 5 hours ago, New guy said: As the new IPL season begins, here I am without a team. Considering my value as a fan, I have decided on making myself available to the team whose fans bid highest for me. Following are the advantages of having MTC as a fan for your side 1) Can make funny articles, stories to support your team and increase the moral of fans of your team at all times. 2) Can troll other teams and fans. Sarcastic articles, attacking the moral of other team fans even when they win, etc are right up my alley. Past experience includes being the founding member of both AVKC and anti-AVKC clubs. Threads like the one on CSK cheating, etc are also in my resume' 3) Can pretend to be offended and outraged over small things. Can whine to mods when required. Lots of fun to be had 4) Am generally lucky for any team and teams I support usually win 5) IPL season gathers, and now my trolling begins. It shall not end until my boredom. I shall take no modship, hold no awards, father no children except the trolls already here. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die on ICF. I am the cool guy on the forum. I am the crazy fan on the net. I am the troll that guards your team against other trolls. I pledge my humor and honor to your team, for this match and all the matches to come." New guy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidhoni Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 (edited) You know there'll be nothing funnier than supporting RISING PUNE SUPERGIANT. Just look at that magestic name. Edited April 5, 2017 by Sidhoni New guy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zakk Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 @New guy tumhare liye 0 ki bidding karta hu mai New guy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pollack Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 I offer @New guy Bhuvaneshwar Kumar and Sachin Tendulkar in one PIC. Along with bonus PIC: Now I want you to support RPS. New guy and zakk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laaloo Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 (edited) You can help out Pune lol. All the dhoni chamchas have jumped ship after dhoni was kicked out from captaincy. Edited April 5, 2017 by laaloo Lannister, asterix and New guy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rahulrulezz Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 8 hours ago, New guy said: As the new IPL season begins, here I am without a team. Considering my value as a fan, I have decided on making myself available to the team whose fans bid highest for me. Following are the advantages of having MTC as a fan for your side 1) Can make funny articles, stories to support your team and increase the moral of fans of your team at all times. 2) Can troll other teams and fans. Sarcastic articles, attacking the moral of other team fans even when they win, etc are right up my alley. Past experience includes being the founding member of both AVKC and anti-AVKC clubs. Threads like the one on CSK cheating, etc are also in my resume' 3) Can pretend to be offended and outraged over small things. Can whine to mods when required. Lots of fun to be had 4) Am generally lucky for any team and teams I support usually win 5) IPL season gathers, and now my trolling begins. It shall not end until my boredom. I shall take no modship, hold no awards, father no children except the trolls already here. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die on ICF. I am the cool guy on the forum. I am the crazy fan on the net. I am the troll that guards your team against other trolls. I pledge my humor and honor to your team, for this match and all the matches to come." Hahahahaha You Sir got an amazing talent of writtIng. Main tera haye re jabra hoye re jabra fan ho gaya. New guy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post New guy Posted April 7, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted April 7, 2017 Guys trolling is on hold for a few days. Wife gave birth to a cute little girl yesterday, busy with that. All money taken to be refunded in full sarcastic, asterix, Mosher and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laaloo Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, New guy said: Guys trolling is on hold for a few days. Wife gave birth to a cute little girl yesterday, busy with that. All money taken to be refunded in full Awesome congrats New guy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeautifulGame Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 22 minutes ago, New guy said: Guys trolling is on hold for a few days. Wife gave birth to a cute little girl yesterday, busy with that. All money taken to be refunded in full Congrats New guy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosher Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 24 minutes ago, New guy said: Guys trolling is on hold for a few days. Wife gave birth to a cute little girl yesterday, busy with that. All money taken to be refunded in full Congrats New guy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philcric Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 32 minutes ago, New guy said: Guys trolling is on hold for a few days. Wife gave birth to a cute little girl yesterday, busy with that. All money taken to be refunded in full Congrats man. New guy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maniac Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 34 minutes ago, New guy said: Guys trolling is on hold for a few days. Wife gave birth to a cute little girl yesterday, busy with that. All money taken to be refunded in full Congrats bro New guy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New guy Posted April 7, 2017 Author Share Posted April 7, 2017 Thanks for the wishes guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweaker Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 58 minutes ago, New guy said: Guys trolling is on hold for a few days. Wife gave birth to a cute little girl yesterday, busy with that. All money taken to be refunded in full Congratulations New guy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda-esque Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Guys trolling is on hold for a few days. Wife gave birth to a cute little girl yesterday, busy with that. All money taken to be refunded in full Congrats.. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G890A using Tapatalk New guy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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