Top 10 things which could happen in Saffer tour...

[Temujin Khaghan]

1) we find out that one of our pacers is injured during the first test or just before the first test. or even worse he gets injured when playing a football match before the game.

2) our slips taking cue from RD and VVS discuss about plumbing works in their mansions while dropping the catching job. 

3) we blow the opposition top and middle order for 100/6 but then our lack of firepower means that the opposition will end the innings at 320 odd

4) our lone spinner will complete a 4'fer but comes back to the dressing room with scary figures like 55-6-145-4

5) our captain will pick Dhawan over KLR 

6) our Kathiawar lion Pujara will become a house cat once he looks at the African Lions. 

7) When things are going smoothly, suddenly a bulb flashes over our captain Kohli's head and he would want to be in the slips since they are having some fun and sharing useful tips about plumbing works in new mansions and goes to the slips while sending Murali Vijay into the mid-off. He drops all the slip catches and there ends Umesh Yadav's career once and for all. 

8) Ishant and co go mad with fury in one of the test matches and reduce the opposition for 165/10 and the 4th innings target is set at 120. We get all out for 85.

9) We set the opposition a target for 600 after some ferocious batting by our alpha wolf and his wolf pack. Our pacers blow them away for 120/8. There are still 150 overs to bowl in the game. The opposition captain and spin bowler then set up an epic vigil and see through the entire 150 overs.

10) There is some moron in the opposition camp who is finding very hard to make runs or take wickets. We give him adequate opportunities to set himself up for the next 5 years in test cricket. 

 

Bonus - Ravi Shastri will claim moral victory after a drawn test. 

 

 

 

 

 

[maniac]

I have a solution to all South Africa related nightmares and fears

 

but I won’t say it because

 

a)most people already  know it 

b)most people don’t like it

[beetle]

2 minutes ago, maniac said:

I have a solution to all South Africa related nightmares and fears

 

but I won’t say it because

 

a)most people already  know it 

b)most people don’t like it

Please na....say na....

 

 

 

[maniac]

Just now, beetle said:

Please na....say na....

 

 

 

Aap ko patha hai jee....sabko patha hai jee....barson se chahat apni yehi hai jee.

[beetle]

1 minute ago, maniac said:

Aap ko patha hai jee....sabko patha hai jee....barson se chahat apni yehi hai jee.

Sach mein nahi pata.

[beetle]

Pata....not patha...

Why waste energy in putting extra ehhhches ?

 

[Pollack]

8 minutes ago, maniac said:

I have a solution to all South Africa related nightmares and fears

 

but I won’t say it because

 

a)most people already  know it 

b)most people don’t like it

Bluewhale? ;)

[Pollack]

Just now, beetle said:

Pata....not patha...

Why waste energy in putting extra ehhhches ?

 

South Indian estyle.

 

[speedheat]

Strong possibilities

1) Rahane scoring fastest 200not out of 60 balls

2) Unadcut 6 for 6, devastating spell of left arm spin bowling

 

[maniac]

4 minutes ago, beetle said:

Pata....not patha...

Why waste energy in putting extra ehhhches ?

 

Because it is not “pata”

 

 

It is patha like

[maniac]

Just like for the millionth time it is not do-sa like

 

it is dosa like 

 

[beetle]

Just now, maniac said:

Just like for the millionth time it is not do-sa like

 

it is dosa like 

 

I say dosa like dawaat.

[beetle]

Pa-tha

Tha.....As in thaali ., thaili 

[Laaloo]

1 hour ago, beetle said:

Pata....not patha...

Why waste energy in putting extra ehhhches ?

 

so annoying

[beetle]

1 hour ago, maniac said:

Aap ko patha hai jee....sabko patha hai jee....barson se chahat apni yehi hai jee.

Abhi tak nahi bataya maniac..

 

 

 

 

[Laaloo]

8 minutes ago, beetle said:

Abhi tak nahi bataya maniac..

 

 

 

 

write bathaya instead of bataya for maniac so he can understand

Edited December 27, 2017 by Laaloo

[New guy]

Do we have any day night tests? Then strategy changes and bowling under light becomes all important. Today ball was doing so much under lights in SA-Zim game

[maniac]

21 minutes ago, beetle said:

Abhi tak nahi bataya maniac..

 

 

 

 

Rohith Sharma and Ishanth Sharma

[maniac]

22 minutes ago, beetle said:

Abhi tak nahi bataya maniac..

 

 

 

 

 

[Laaloo]

5 minutes ago, New guy said:

Do we have any day night tests? Then strategy changes and bowling under light becomes all important. Today ball was doing so much under lights in SA-Zim game

nope no day night tests for us