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Mumbai Indians Fan Club - 2018

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1 hour ago, UnknownGenius said:

They don't really have a fan club

 

Fans are more interested in other teams and what fat ambani junior eats for lunch than watching their boring team which plays a non entertaining brand of cricket

Yeah we dearly miss not having someone like meyeppan doing mujra for mama and co.

Edited by Laaloo

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6 hours ago, asterix said:

 

 


:mi::hail:

 

Rohit is really short like 5'2 or may be Sachin is happy now he can wear big lifts in his shoes and be 5'6 now..amazing. Sunny is 4'11 rite and manju is also aroun 5 ft..vertically challenged people the lot..:p:

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On 4/4/2018 at 11:50 PM, Vilander said:

Rohit is really short like 5'2 or may be Sachin is happy now he can wear big lifts in his shoes and be 5'6 now..amazing. Sunny is 4'11 rite and manju is also aroun 5 ft..vertically challenged people the lot..:p:

Not sure if serious.

 

Rohit - 5'8''

Sachin - 5'5''

Sunny - 5'3''

Manju - 5'6''

 

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On 4/4/2018 at 11:50 PM, Vilander said:

Rohit is really short like 5'2 or may be Sachin is happy now he can wear big lifts in his shoes and be 5'6 now..amazing. Sunny is 4'11 rite and manju is also aroun 5 ft..vertically challenged people the lot..:p:

Small physical stature yes, and yet they keep taking hot MARATHA dump on chuski faces from great heights.

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1 minute ago, velu said:

 

shld have gone with a shorter slav

one does not exist. Look at the girl to the right..she is Indian must be pushing 5'8 lol when someone is 4ft something...you cant do much..but hey he batted well ( on the cricket field obviously with all his length challenges - length of torso i mean ).:phehe:

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1 minute ago, Vilander said:

one does not exist. Look at the girl to the right..she is Indian must be pushing 5'8 lol when someone is 4ft something...you cant do much..but hey he batted well ( on the cricket field obviously with all his length challenges - length of torso i mean ).:phehe:

Who cares...some of the world’s most famous leaders who changed history  have been short

 

Hence the term Napoleon Syndrome

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ok since it has been established that some suffer from napoleon complex.

 

Let us look at some definitions shall we..:p:

 

A short person who feels inferior because of their size. They tend to take it out on other people and thrive on power trips. Shouting at others, especially when they are in a position of power, is common. Side affects include short temper, power trips/power-hungriness, anger issues, and often a bad sense of humor.
 
Short, Cocky, Hot tempered, arrogant, ignorant.
 
This one takes the cake.
 
A peronality complex that consists of power trips and false machismo to make up for short height and feelings of inferiority.
 
 
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Brilliant start to the season!! This is exactly what the think tank and the dug out wanted. 

 

After this loss against CSK  MI B team ( I mean come on, Jadhav, Bravo, Rayudu, Bhajji are all MI discards) we've figured out what needs to be done. This was a brilliant plan by the think thank. 

So baazigar a plan that even Abbas Mustan would be proud.

McClenaghan and Bumrah basically have to pretend it is 2017 and bowl just like last year. Even the Gods can't stop us from winning the IPL then.

 

Edited by Mariyam
thanks Velu

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I was worried by the end of the match that MI will win the first match at Wankhede, that too against CSK... :nervous:

It’s never a good omen for MI (the only Sabka Saath, Sabka Vikaas IPLTeam) to win first match at Wankhede...

PHEW! Thanks to some lame bowling by Bhumrah, Mitch, Fizz and super batting by Bravo, I feel better now... :agree:

Off to Green Ghetto to go over the IPL reactions... will then head over to Bangla forum... I’m sure Bsngers must be taking solace that not only Fizz but Bhumrah too was Phuss...

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2 minutes ago, Rasgulla said:

So he received his payment for cheerleading,  people were wondering where he was... 

 

Choke choke choke :phehe: @zakk

MI master plan was to lose. Can't believe you are so naive. IPL is like chess, think of this game as a pawn sacrificed to win a piece.

 

Refer to my post above re: baazigar strategy. 

 

 

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Is it just me or the sight of the Ambani kid jumping up and down on the side and Neeta Ambani flashing her fake smile in stupid ads supporting 'Education and sports for all' makes it look like the entire Mumbai Indians adventure is an elaborate and incredibly expensive time-pass for the Ambani family..

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23 minutes ago, Ram said:

Is it just me or the sight of the Ambani kid jumping up and down on the side and Neeta Ambani flashing her fake smile in stupid ads supporting 'Education and sports for all' makes it look like the entire Mumbai Indians adventure is an elaborate and incredibly expensive time-pass for the Ambani family..

My CA told me that the IPL as a whole, is a money laundering exercise for the super rich, and one by which they generate a lot of jobs too.

 

:afraid:

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2 minutes ago, Mariyam said:

My CA told me that the IPL as a whole, is a money laundering exercise for the super rich, and one by which they generate a lot of jobs too.

 

:afraid:

I am 1000% sure that in the first 2-3 years of IPL, all manners of criminal activities - maybe stopping short of murder - definitely happened... :phehe:.. Money Laundering is nothing compared to this.. just wait till someone runs an Expose on the whole cheerleaders from Eastern Europe situation.. 

 

Just look at names of the some of the characters that were involved initially.. Lalit Modi, Gurunath Meiyappan.. 

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Bambis fan club already shrinking. Bandwagoners looking around.

 

Maybe RCB fanbase will increase soon

MI fan club never shrinks... MI has record of losing home matches because it strives to provide sporting wicket along with sporting crowd...

 

It has been asked by Governing Council to go easy on teams who are coming back to IPL after 2 years so that their fans get a sense of belonging...

 

There’s enough time left to sacrifice these lambs later... You’ve to feed them properly first... :agree:

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