maniac 13,286 Report post Posted April 23, 2018 (edited) Script has been leaked SRH doesn’t have huge power brokers at helm, just a bunch of put your head down and work hard type of honest blokes, so governing council will not let them advance....as it has been happening since time immemorial the hard working average joe working class man will be held down MI has been unfairly criticized for misusing power despite winning fair and square and being the most successful IPL team and captain ever, so Governing council might personally request real super bhabhi to hold back a bit - so MI might just go through the motions this year. KKR- Governing council will script them to miss qualifiers by a close margin..will make for an exciting story and SRK’s eunuch type antics in a close match might raise some TRP’s. DD- script or no script they are hopeless here are my IPL semi finalists RCB- Kohli’s captaincy is under the radar, so what better way to script a comeback from behind story...Governing council has a hard on for such stories usually. RR and CSK- after being banned for fixing, the fans have lost faith and have lost hope...so to reinvigorate interest these 2 teams will be scripted to move ahead. RR will be left at the altar and will get bashed badly in the semi finals. Punjab- as I said Governing council has a hard on for underdog stories, Punjab’s renaissance this year has been a surprising story, so watch out. Also Zinta’s dimples Piercing through cement like Botox might Again be good for TV. Punjab to crash out in a close game as well. Finals Huge hype for Guru vs Sishya type of scenario almost like WWE type buildup. Game with ups and downs....Dhoni will be 12 from 2 balls, will hit a 6 and then get caught by a whisker on the boundary next ball..Dhoni will be shocked...Kohli will be pumped up and then they both will hug and cry....passing of the torch moment. Kohli will praise Dhoni, Dhoni will say Kohli is the future leader, Governing council will be proud of a job well done. Sorry if you see typos or grammatical mistakes, I was copying confidential information and was scared I will be caught...so doing this all in a hurry. Edited May 7, 2018 by maniac 1 13 1 5 Unstable Joe, Mariyam, Garuda and 17 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tweaker 7,316 Report post Posted April 23, 2018 Salim Javed 1 beetle reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maniac 13,286 Report post Posted April 23, 2018 42 minutes ago, tweaker said: Salim Javed Nope more like investigative journalism Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ankit_sharma03 12,901 Report post Posted April 23, 2018 25 minutes ago, maniac said: Nope more like investigative journalism More like Savdhaan India 3 beetle, tweaker and vvvslaxman reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philcric 2,396 Report post Posted April 23, 2018 1 hour ago, maniac said: Script has been leaked SRH doesn’t have huge power brokers at helm, just a bunch of put your head down and work hard type of honest blokes, so governing council will not let them advance....as it has been happening since time immemorial the hard working average joe working class man will be held down MI has been unfairly criticized for misusing power despite winning fair and square and being the most successful IPL team and captain ever, so Governing council might personally request real super bhabhi to hold back a bit - so MI might just go through the motions this year. KKR- Governing council will script them to miss qualifiers by a close margin..will make for an exciting story and SRK’s eunuch type antics in a close match might raise some TRP’s. DD- script or no script they are hopeless here are my IPL semi finalists RCB- Kohli’s captaincy is under the radar, so what better way to script a comeback from behind story...Governing council has a hard on for such stories usually. RR and CSK- after being banned for fixing, the fans have lost faith and have lost hope...so to reinvigorate interest these 2 teams will be scripted to move ahead. RR will be left at the altar and will get bashed badly in the semi finals. Punjab- as I said Governing council has a hard on for underdog stories, Punjab’s renaissance this year has been a surprising story, so watch out. Also Zinta’s dimples Piercing through cement like Botox might Again be good for TV. Punjab to crash out in a close game as well. Finals Huge hype for Guru vs Sishya type of scenario almost like WWE type buildup. Game with ups and downs....Dhoni will be 12 from 2 balls, will hit a 6 and then get caught by a whisker on the boundary next ball..Dhoni will be shocked...Kohli will be pumped up and then they both will hug and cry....passing of the torch moment. Kohli will praise Dhoni, Dhoni will say Kohli is the future leader, Governing council will be proud of a job well done. Sorry if you see typos or grammatical mistakes, I was copying confidential information and was scared I will be caught...so doing this all in a hurry. The script came out of maniac's rear after looking at the middle order of Manish Pandey, Deepak Hooda, Yusuf Pathan and Wridhhiman Saha. 5 jalebi_bhai, Switchblade, UnknownGenius and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vvvslaxman 8,143 Report post Posted April 23, 2018 Hilarious lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jalebi_bhai 1,774 Report post Posted April 23, 2018 2 hours ago, maniac said: Script has been leaked SRH doesn’t have huge power brokers at helm, just a bunch of put your head down and work hard type of honest blokes, so governing council will not let them advance....as it has been happening since time immemorial the hard working average joe working class man will be held down MI has been unfairly criticized for misusing power despite winning fair and square and being the most successful IPL team and captain ever, so Governing council might personally request real super bhabhi to hold back a bit - so MI might just go through the motions this year. KKR- Governing council will script them to miss qualifiers by a close margin..will make for an exciting story and SRK’s eunuch type antics in a close match might raise some TRP’s. DD- script or no script they are hopeless here are my IPL semi finalists RCB- Kohli’s captaincy is under the radar, so what better way to script a comeback from behind story...Governing council has a hard on for such stories usually. RR and CSK- after being banned for fixing, the fans have lost faith and have lost hope...so to reinvigorate interest these 2 teams will be scripted to move ahead. RR will be left at the altar and will get bashed badly in the semi finals. Punjab- as I said Governing council has a hard on for underdog stories, Punjab’s renaissance this year has been a surprising story, so watch out. Also Zinta’s dimples Piercing through cement like Botox might Again be good for TV. Punjab to crash out in a close game as well. Finals Huge hype for Guru vs Sishya type of scenario almost like WWE type buildup. Game with ups and downs....Dhoni will be 12 from 2 balls, will hit a 6 and then get caught by a whisker on the boundary next ball..Dhoni will be shocked...Kohli will be pumped up and then they both will hug and cry....passing of the torch moment. Kohli will praise Dhoni, Dhoni will say Kohli is the future leader, Governing council will be proud of a job well done. Sorry if you see typos or grammatical mistakes, I was copying confidential information and was scared I will be caught...so doing this all in a hurry. What will be Anushka's role this year? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimmy Cliff 3,788 Report post Posted April 23, 2018 Hilarious post. Should be honored as an ICF article. 1 maniac reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scar 287 Report post Posted April 23, 2018 Need some proper editing and voila! We have tabloid worth material ready. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
asterix 6,066 Report post Posted April 23, 2018 I’ve been saying for a long time the IPL is scripted... 1 Switchblade reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoda 66 Report post Posted April 23, 2018 If it is indeed scripted, it says a lot about you wasting time watching it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maniac 13,286 Report post Posted April 23, 2018 6 minutes ago, yoda said: If it is indeed scripted, it says a lot about you wasting time watching it. I also knew Katappa probably killed Baahubali due to some noble reason bs but still watched the movie Infact I paid more to watch that movie than Hotstar Also last 2 years IPL was fair and square but I think Governing council wants to spice it up a bit this year...mark my words. 1 1 2 Laaloo, Switchblade, flamy and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maniac 13,286 Report post Posted April 23, 2018 39 minutes ago, Scar said: Need some proper editing and voila! We have tabloid worth material ready. Couldn’t edit that was a transcript straight out of BCCI hq Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maniac 13,286 Report post Posted April 23, 2018 47 minutes ago, jalebi_bhai said: What will be Anushka's role this year? “Act” excited Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maniac 13,286 Report post Posted April 23, 2018 36 minutes ago, asterix said: I’ve been saying for a long time the IPL is scripted... Not 2016 1 Switchblade reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maniac 13,286 Report post Posted April 24, 2018 Source says MI winning this game. They had to give Super Bhabhi some compensation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Detonator 351 Report post Posted April 24, 2018 20 hours ago, maniac said: Sorry if you see typos or grammatical mistakes, I was copying confidential information and was scared I will be caught...so doing this all in a hurry. I nearly died laughing 1 Ankit_sharma03 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vvvslaxman 8,143 Report post Posted April 24, 2018 @maniac you are on to something lol run out now 1 maniac reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maniac 13,286 Report post Posted April 24, 2018 Breaking news...Just received From the conference call today it was decided that MI will be accommodated at the expense of either RR or Kings X1 watch this space as our team works on bringing you the latest changes 4 Switchblade, velu, tweaker and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dark Horse 2,803 Report post Posted April 24, 2018 (edited) @velu @VVS Laxman @Vilander @BeautifulGame @Detonator @saik @Garuda@Zelig @bowl_out Though I don't agree with the Dhoni part, Bhajji is just Edited April 24, 2018 by The Dark Horse 6 saik, Garuda, Detonator and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
velu 16,136 Report post Posted April 24, 2018 9 minutes ago, The Dark Horse said: Though I don't agree with the Dhoni part, Bhajji is just bhajji 1 The Dark Horse reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maniac 13,286 Report post Posted April 24, 2018 A rare exception......Genuine game 1 Switchblade reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeautifulGame 5,000 Report post Posted April 24, 2018 48 minutes ago, The Dark Horse said: @velu @VVS Laxman @Vilander @BeautifulGame @Detonator @saik @Garuda@Zelig @bowl_out Though I don't agree with the Dhoni part, Bhajji is just Yeah they overdid the Dhoni bit slightly but nailed the rest though. The RCB one and Bhajji 1 The Dark Horse reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Detonator 351 Report post Posted April 24, 2018 (edited) 54 minutes ago, The Dark Horse said: @velu @VVS Laxman @Vilander @BeautifulGame @Detonator @saik @Garuda@Zelig @bowl_out Though I don't agree with the Dhoni part, Bhajji is just I saw a meme with this video.. Goundamani is MI Edited April 24, 2018 by Detonator 1 The Dark Horse reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CommonMan 181 Report post Posted April 24, 2018 On 23/04/2018 at 11:16 PM, maniac said: MI has been unfairly criticized for misusing power despite winning fair and square and being the most successful IPL team and captain ever, so Governing council might personally request real super bhabhi to hold back a bit - so MI might just go through the motions this year. u r really funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mariyam 2,598 Report post Posted April 25, 2018 @maniac 1 maniac reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maniac 13,286 Report post Posted April 25, 2018 Told ya Watch a repeat of this in the finals....Dhoni will pull this off and will fail at the cusp i nthe finals...there will be a lot of guru shishya hype....this is setting up for it. 2 Laaloo and Jimmy Cliff reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maniac 13,286 Report post Posted April 25, 2018 (edited) I need apologies from everyone who down voted me and insulted me....this is one of the finest examples of investigative journalism and I am treated with disrespect Still any doubts? Watch this space,as I ruin your cricket experiences by providing spoilers :) Edited April 25, 2018 by maniac Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
asterix 6,066 Report post Posted April 25, 2018 Maniac... Add this t your Script... CSK winning this IPL. Dhoni is going to lift the Cup this time... Mark my words... And no RCB not reaching next round... The Final will be between CSK & SRH... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Detonator 351 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 (edited) CSK lost the match by 15th over, but RCB found a way to lose by scoring an own goal Edited April 26, 2018 by Detonator Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikred 686 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 Dhoni in post match presentation : "overall it went perfectly according to the script. Not exactly as we had planned, but still the script was good." 1 7 1 beetle, Jimmy Cliff, Pollack and 6 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philcric 2,396 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 (edited) Let's see what the scripts, leaks, inside sources, investigative journalism given us so far ... Quote Playoff Teams ... RCB, RR, CSK, KXIP RCB definitely out. RR most likely will not make it. CSK and KXIP already won 4 out of 5 when the 'script was leaked'. Quote IPL Final - CSK vs RCB Quote RCB- Kohli’s captaincy is under the radar, so what better way to script a comeback from behind story...Governing council has a hard on for such stories usually. C Anderson as a death bowler .. a new low for even Kohli who is generally considered the worst among high profile IPL captains. Quote Source says MI winning this game. MI lost the game, rather embarrassingly Quote Breaking news...Just received .. From the conference call today it was decided that MI will be accommodated at the expense of either RR or Kings X1 MI 81 all out chasing 118 Quote I need apologies from everyone who down voted me and insulted me....this is one of the finest examples of investigative journalism and I am treated with disrespect Edited April 26, 2018 by philcric 2 UnknownGenius and yoda reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maniac 13,286 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 My source says Kings X1 winning today according to script Hope they are not pulling a prank on me 1 Switchblade reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
asterix 6,066 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 My source says Kings X1 winning today according to script Hope they are not pulling a prank on me Scripts are not made like that... :headshake:SRH will win to keep CSK on the top of the points table... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maniac 13,286 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 4 hours ago, philcric said: Let's see what the scripts, leaks, inside sources, investigative journalism given us so far ... RCB definitely out. RR most likely will not make it. CSK and KXIP already won 4 out of 5 when the 'script was leaked'. C Anderson as a death bowler .. a new low for even Kohli who is generally considered the worst among high profile IPL captains. MI lost the game, rather embarrassingly MI 81 all out chasing 118 Keep faith RR is expandable though...it can be written out of the script but wait and watch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maniac 13,286 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 1 minute ago, asterix said: Scripts are not made like that... :headshake: SRH will win to keep CSK on the top of the points table... No they have daily readings and some revisions are made at the daily team meeting with governing council. What I am getting is the daily updated draft. Today it says Kings XI it has been decided 1 Switchblade reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Switchblade 8,159 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 19 hours ago, maniac said: I need apologies from everyone who down voted me and insulted me....this is one of the finest examples of investigative journalism and I am treated with disrespect Still any doubts? Watch this space,as I ruin your cricket experiences by providing spoilers :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
asterix 6,066 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 No they have daily readings and some revisions are made at the daily team meeting with governing council. What I am getting is the daily updated draft. Today it says Kings XI it has been decidedDon’t mix actual Scripts with your own personal Jinxes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maniac 13,286 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 1 minute ago, asterix said: Don’t mix actual Scripts with your own personal Jinxes... Dada I would jinx and anti jinx if I had hope but what else can I say, I am looking at the email from source_Governing_council1@bcci.in 2 tweaker and Switchblade reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
asterix 6,066 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 Scripts are not made like that... :headshake:SRH will win to keep CSK on the top of the points table... Told you beeches... 1 Forever Indian reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forever Indian 4,585 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, asterix said: Told you beeches... You are the proper script writer, teach some of your skills to the noob OP crap writer. Edited April 26, 2018 by Forever Indian 1 1 SK_IH and asterix reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Switchblade 8,159 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 5 hours ago, maniac said: My source says Kings X1 winning today according to script Hope they are not pulling a prank on me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Switchblade 8,159 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 15 minutes ago, asterix said: Told you beeches... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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maniac 13,286 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 (edited) Successful prank pulled...my sources login to the daily conference call looks like Governing council threw them off the trail....almost pulled it off half the game...damn these guys are a step ahead...time to up my game Edited April 26, 2018 by maniac 1 2 Switchblade, Forever Indian and tweaker reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Switchblade 8,159 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 16 minutes ago, maniac said: Successful prank pulled...my sources login to the daily conference call looks like Governing council threw them off the trail....almost pulled it off half the game...damn these guys are a step ahead...time to up my game Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
asterix 6,066 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 Successful prank pulled...my sources login to the daily conference call looks like Governing council threw them off the trail....almost pulled it off half the game...damn these guys are a step ahead...time to up my gameYou are risking more people not take you seriously... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maniac 13,286 Report post Posted April 27, 2018 Hilarious email from governing council,wish I can share a screenshot but trying to protect the anonymity of my sources. It reads Are you even seriously trying to get the excerpts of the script for this game LOL? Here you go. KKR to massacre DD....now stop trying to infiltrate this glorious organization. 1 1 beetle and Switchblade reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tweaker 7,316 Report post Posted April 27, 2018 1 hour ago, maniac said: Hilarious email from governing council,wish I can share a screenshot but trying to protect the anonymity of my sources. It reads Are you even seriously trying to get the excerpts of the script for this game LOL? Here you go. KKR to massacre DD....now stop trying to infiltrate this glorious organization. No, I think they will build up the situation as Gambhir has given up his captaincy. I think to make this match blockbuster, Gambhir will play a match winning knock against his old team Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maniac 13,286 Report post Posted April 27, 2018 No, I think they will build up the situation as Gambhir has given up his captaincy. I think to make this match blockbuster, Gambhir will play a match winning knock against his old team Nope that’s a good concept though but it didn’t get green lighted....unfortunately DD is going to get massacred Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
