maniac Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 (edited) Script has been leaked SRH doesn’t have huge power brokers at helm, just a bunch of put your head down and work hard type of honest blokes, so governing council will not let them advance....as it has been happening since time immemorial the hard working average joe working class man will be held down MI has been unfairly criticized for misusing power despite winning fair and square and being the most successful IPL team and captain ever, so Governing council might personally request real super bhabhi to hold back a bit - so MI might just go through the motions this year. KKR- Governing council will script them to miss qualifiers by a close margin..will make for an exciting story and SRK’s eunuch type antics in a close match might raise some TRP’s. DD- script or no script they are hopeless here are my IPL semi finalists RCB- Kohli’s captaincy is under the radar, so what better way to script a comeback from behind story...Governing council has a hard on for such stories usually. RR and CSK- after being banned for fixing, the fans have lost faith and have lost hope...so to reinvigorate interest these 2 teams will be scripted to move ahead. RR will be left at the altar and will get bashed badly in the semi finals. Punjab- as I said Governing council has a hard on for underdog stories, Punjab’s renaissance this year has been a surprising story, so watch out. Also Zinta’s dimples Piercing through cement like Botox might Again be good for TV. Punjab to crash out in a close game as well. Finals Huge hype for Guru vs Sishya type of scenario almost like WWE type buildup. Game with ups and downs....Dhoni will be 12 from 2 balls, will hit a 6 and then get caught by a whisker on the boundary next ball..Dhoni will be shocked...Kohli will be pumped up and then they both will hug and cry....passing of the torch moment. Kohli will praise Dhoni, Dhoni will say Kohli is the future leader, Governing council will be proud of a job well done. Sorry if you see typos or grammatical mistakes, I was copying confidential information and was scared I will be caught...so doing this all in a hurry. Edited May 7, 2018 by maniac Scar, CommonMan, Laaloo and 17 others 1 13 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweaker Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Salim Javed beetle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maniac Posted April 23, 2018 Author Share Posted April 23, 2018 42 minutes ago, tweaker said: Salim Javed Nope more like investigative journalism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ankit_sharma03 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 25 minutes ago, maniac said: Nope more like investigative journalism More like Savdhaan India vvvslaxman, tweaker and beetle 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philcric Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 1 hour ago, maniac said: Script has been leaked SRH doesn’t have huge power brokers at helm, just a bunch of put your head down and work hard type of honest blokes, so governing council will not let them advance....as it has been happening since time immemorial the hard working average joe working class man will be held down MI has been unfairly criticized for misusing power despite winning fair and square and being the most successful IPL team and captain ever, so Governing council might personally request real super bhabhi to hold back a bit - so MI might just go through the motions this year. KKR- Governing council will script them to miss qualifiers by a close margin..will make for an exciting story and SRK’s eunuch type antics in a close match might raise some TRP’s. DD- script or no script they are hopeless here are my IPL semi finalists RCB- Kohli’s captaincy is under the radar, so what better way to script a comeback from behind story...Governing council has a hard on for such stories usually. RR and CSK- after being banned for fixing, the fans have lost faith and have lost hope...so to reinvigorate interest these 2 teams will be scripted to move ahead. RR will be left at the altar and will get bashed badly in the semi finals. Punjab- as I said Governing council has a hard on for underdog stories, Punjab’s renaissance this year has been a surprising story, so watch out. Also Zinta’s dimples Piercing through cement like Botox might Again be good for TV. Punjab to crash out in a close game as well. Finals Huge hype for Guru vs Sishya type of scenario almost like WWE type buildup. Game with ups and downs....Dhoni will be 12 from 2 balls, will hit a 6 and then get caught by a whisker on the boundary next ball..Dhoni will be shocked...Kohli will be pumped up and then they both will hug and cry....passing of the torch moment. Kohli will praise Dhoni, Dhoni will say Kohli is the future leader, Governing council will be proud of a job well done. Sorry if you see typos or grammatical mistakes, I was copying confidential information and was scared I will be caught...so doing this all in a hurry. The script came out of maniac's rear after looking at the middle order of Manish Pandey, Deepak Hooda, Yusuf Pathan and Wridhhiman Saha. Forever Indian, flamy, UnknownGenius and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vvvslaxman Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Hilarious lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jalebi_bhai Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 2 hours ago, maniac said: Script has been leaked SRH doesn’t have huge power brokers at helm, just a bunch of put your head down and work hard type of honest blokes, so governing council will not let them advance....as it has been happening since time immemorial the hard working average joe working class man will be held down MI has been unfairly criticized for misusing power despite winning fair and square and being the most successful IPL team and captain ever, so Governing council might personally request real super bhabhi to hold back a bit - so MI might just go through the motions this year. KKR- Governing council will script them to miss qualifiers by a close margin..will make for an exciting story and SRK’s eunuch type antics in a close match might raise some TRP’s. DD- script or no script they are hopeless here are my IPL semi finalists RCB- Kohli’s captaincy is under the radar, so what better way to script a comeback from behind story...Governing council has a hard on for such stories usually. RR and CSK- after being banned for fixing, the fans have lost faith and have lost hope...so to reinvigorate interest these 2 teams will be scripted to move ahead. RR will be left at the altar and will get bashed badly in the semi finals. Punjab- as I said Governing council has a hard on for underdog stories, Punjab’s renaissance this year has been a surprising story, so watch out. Also Zinta’s dimples Piercing through cement like Botox might Again be good for TV. Punjab to crash out in a close game as well. Finals Huge hype for Guru vs Sishya type of scenario almost like WWE type buildup. Game with ups and downs....Dhoni will be 12 from 2 balls, will hit a 6 and then get caught by a whisker on the boundary next ball..Dhoni will be shocked...Kohli will be pumped up and then they both will hug and cry....passing of the torch moment. Kohli will praise Dhoni, Dhoni will say Kohli is the future leader, Governing council will be proud of a job well done. Sorry if you see typos or grammatical mistakes, I was copying confidential information and was scared I will be caught...so doing this all in a hurry. What will be Anushka's role this year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Cliff Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Hilarious post. Should be honored as an ICF article. maniac 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scar Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Need some proper editing and voila! We have tabloid worth material ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asterix Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 I’ve been saying for a long time the IPL is scripted... Switchblade 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 If it is indeed scripted, it says a lot about you wasting time watching it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maniac Posted April 23, 2018 Author Share Posted April 23, 2018 6 minutes ago, yoda said: If it is indeed scripted, it says a lot about you wasting time watching it. I also knew Katappa probably killed Baahubali due to some noble reason bs but still watched the movie Infact I paid more to watch that movie than Hotstar Also last 2 years IPL was fair and square but I think Governing council wants to spice it up a bit this year...mark my words. Laaloo, Switchblade, flamy and 1 other 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maniac Posted April 23, 2018 Author Share Posted April 23, 2018 39 minutes ago, Scar said: Need some proper editing and voila! We have tabloid worth material ready. Couldn’t edit that was a transcript straight out of BCCI hq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maniac Posted April 23, 2018 Author Share Posted April 23, 2018 47 minutes ago, jalebi_bhai said: What will be Anushka's role this year? “Act” excited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maniac Posted April 23, 2018 Author Share Posted April 23, 2018 36 minutes ago, asterix said: I’ve been saying for a long time the IPL is scripted... Not 2016 Switchblade 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maniac Posted April 24, 2018 Author Share Posted April 24, 2018 Source says MI winning this game. They had to give Super Bhabhi some compensation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detonator Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 20 hours ago, maniac said: Sorry if you see typos or grammatical mistakes, I was copying confidential information and was scared I will be caught...so doing this all in a hurry. I nearly died laughing Ankit_sharma03 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vvvslaxman Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 @maniac you are on to something lol run out now maniac 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maniac Posted April 24, 2018 Author Share Posted April 24, 2018 Breaking news...Just received From the conference call today it was decided that MI will be accommodated at the expense of either RR or Kings X1 watch this space as our team works on bringing you the latest changes velu, tweaker, Detonator and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Horse Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 (edited) @velu @VVS Laxman @Vilander @BeautifulGame @Detonator @saik @Garuda@Zelig @bowl_out Though I don't agree with the Dhoni part, Bhajji is just Edited April 24, 2018 by The Dark Horse bowl_out, velu, Detonator and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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