Popular Post Deleted_User_1 Posted August 9, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 9, 2018 (edited) Gaandoo Shastri telling us to cool down and then raise the heat up ... ON HIS AUSS! So looking forward to Dhawan gnaawaar dropping dollies and thigh slapping ... then going hard at the ball without any foot movement edging to the slips. Pujara blocking himself into a rut and then looking like a deer caught in the headlight after getting bowled. Rahane wafting his bat edging to the slips forgetting he is the vice captain and that he is known for scoring overseas. All this while Kohli standing on the other end watching the procession muttering BC MC under his breath! Pissant running in and bowling the same plucking ball every time, except this time he won’t be so lucky. Shami running in lethargic with all 50 years of his life like a heavy burden wearing him down. Umesh following Pissant's example except spraying the ball all over negating any movement he might get. All the fielders dropping catches like the ball is a slippery Lyril soap and then showing their stained teeth is on camera. Meanwhile chewtiya Shastri is taking a nap in the stands and Kohli looks like he is going to explode any time. And so goes the 2nd test and down 0-2! Edited August 10, 2018 by dandaroy dial_100, The Dark Horse, nevada and 10 others 1 11 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SK_IH Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 UrmiSinhaRay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevada Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Not looking forward to it but expecting a loss. So far this series is following the usual pattern of overseas series disappointment. Unless someone other than Kohli steps up to play a sensational innings, I don't see any change in the usual outcome. Heaven forbid if Kohli also falls cheaply then the boys will have 2-3 extra days to shop, drink and relax. UrmiSinhaRay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Horse Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 1 hour ago, dandaroy said: Gaandoo Shastri telling us to cool down and then raise the heat up ... ON HIS AUSS! UrmiSinhaRay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cric_fan Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 I am backing Ind. No Ben & Eng are piss poor at Lords of late. UrmiSinhaRay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrmiSinhaRay Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Will probs be a draw or Loss for Ind. It is gonna be a whitewash of this series. Sent from my CPH1609 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 We will do well. 2-3 guys will bat well. Deleted_User_1 and UrmiSinhaRay 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velu Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 38 minutes ago, beetle said: We will do well. 2-3 guys will bat well. kohli umesh ishanth beetle and UrmiSinhaRay 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted_User_1 Posted August 9, 2018 Author Share Posted August 9, 2018 Looks like Mother Nature is working for India to delay the ass-whoppin’. Don’t worry mama, dhawan and co just need 3 days. That will be enough! UrmiSinhaRay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted_User_1 Posted August 10, 2018 Author Share Posted August 10, 2018 (edited) Whoa, I did not watch any live, but this is worse than I thought! England will pile on the runs tomorrow and the test may be over tommorow evening! India should lose its test status. It is officially a minnow now and even Pak would eat us alive. Just like I the op said folks, 0-2 coming up and this series looks like a fifer to me 0-5! Glad I canceled the Willow subscription. Saved me a costly $10 Edited August 10, 2018 by dandaroy UrmiSinhaRay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted_User_1 Posted August 11, 2018 Author Share Posted August 11, 2018 If anyone after this series (which would be either a 0-4 or 0-5 loss) posts here that we will win in Australia, I am personally going to go to where you live and open a can of whoop-auss on you, I swear!!! A lot of folks after the SA series were saying oh, we could have won in SA (we did not), and this will be our series to win in England. Like Shastri and co, you guys live in la-la-land. BTW, where the phuck is Tics? Arsenic khake mar nahin gaya to bhonsrike? I think I want to open a can on him first. India cannot win overseas, not because they do not have any talent. It is because these are a bunch of spoilt, complacent players who lack the hunger, the grit, the drive to survive in alien conditions. Sure one or two may have it, but as a bunch they don't. On top of this they have a subservient coach who is there to please the captain and a spineless BCCI, all of these phuckers know they do not have to answer to anyone and therefore lack accountability. There is a reason I say Phuck De India!! UrmiSinhaRay and Gollum 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted_User_1 Posted August 11, 2018 Author Share Posted August 11, 2018 I see this thread now in chit chat, eh? Everything I said has come true. So me thinks this thread is more valuable than the other gazillion ghanta discussions you have on cricket talk, mods!! You guys have no cricketing sense!! Gollum, FischerTal and UrmiSinhaRay 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stradlater Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 28 minutes ago, dandaroy said: If anyone after this series (which would be either a 0-4 or 0-5 loss) posts here that we will win in Australia, I am personally going to go to where you live and open a can of whoop-auss on you, I swear!!! A lot of folks after the SA series were saying oh, we could have won in SA (we did not), and this will be our series to win in England. Like Shastri and co, you guys live in la-la-land. BTW, where the phuck is Tics? Arsenic khake mar nahin gaya to bhonsrike? I think I want to open a can on him first. India cannot win overseas, not because they do not have any talent. It is because these are a bunch of spoilt, complacent players who lack the hunger, the grit, the drive to survive in alien conditions. Sure one or two may have it, but as a bunch they don't. On top of this they have a subservient coach who is there to please the captain and a spineless BCCI, all of these phuckers know they do not have to answer to anyone and therefore lack accountability. There is a reason I say Phuck De India!! LMAO wth! UrmiSinhaRay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarke Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 ^ thats classic danda Rumour has it he was the inspiration behind that song g***d mein danda. UrmiSinhaRay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stradlater Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Phuck de India had me in stitches. Sir you deserve an award! UrmiSinhaRay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kira Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 We'll bowl out engurlund for 57 and then score 357 to give them a target of 408, then kuldi will run through engurland and we'll win by 263 runs UrmiSinhaRay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollum Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 1 hour ago, kira said: We'll bowl out engurlund for 57 and then score 357 to give them a target of 408, then kuldi will run through engurland and we'll win by 263 runs And then you will wake up. Switchblade, UrmiSinhaRay and The Dark Horse 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollum Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 @dandaroy hazir ho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted_User_1 Posted August 20, 2018 Author Share Posted August 20, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, Gollum said: @dandaroy hazir ho Kal 10 run mein sab wickets ghir jayenge. Uske baad Stokes ka karname dekhna. Gend boundary ke taraf jaiga bar bar. Dishum dishum dishum... bar fight jaisa!! Edited August 20, 2018 by dandaroy UrmiSinhaRay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted_User_1 Posted September 3, 2018 Author Share Posted September 3, 2018 Chalo another auss whopping' complete ans series loss, just like SA and just like every overseas series and kaptaan giving philosophical statements about series being more than wins and losses. When your phucking salaries are paid by us fans, yes, the bottomline is wins and losses you self-absorbed moron! UrmiSinhaRay and Switchblade 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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