Popular Post surajmal Posted March 10, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted March 10, 2019 Elections are near, so time to profile ghar ka bhedi. After 50+ years of this mafia's (mis)rule, we have enough data points to identify its potential voter base. Lets proceed. Type 1: Gravy Train passengers - This is the most influential of the lot. Former brown sahibs, present masters. It consists of khandani darbaris, serving and retired bureaucrats/IPS/IFS, Judiciary, gungadeen media, NGOs, crony business houses, retired armed forces personnel (khandani types), ganga jamuni tehzeeb peddlers (different from ROPers - I consider this group to be the darbaris representing ROPers). Type 2: ROPers, ROLers - Backbone of the votebank. Brown Sahibs and Desert cultists are natural allies against heathens so no further explanation needed. (ROLers don't need direct representation in Type 1 like ROPers have with ganga jamuni peddlers, Although they form a substantial chunk of the judiciary and media. ROLers' real influencers reside outside - in US state department, Vatican, former colonial powers' foreign departments etc. ) Type 3: Sootiya & Double Digit IQ Hindus - This is blanket classification of people who dont have any rationale to vote for the Mafia like the Type 1 (financial) or Type 2 (subscriber base expansion). These people are tremendously colonized; Have a fractured sense of community with fellow hindus due to blatant casteism; Don't have sight farther than tip of their noses; Hate honest work, so seek government jobs through favours; their local/state leaders serve as lieutenants for the Mafia (presently, you know this symbiotic relationship as Mahagathbandhan) to enrich themselves while ignoring the people who put them at a pedestal - inconvenient truth that gets pushed under the carpet very easily come election time by these people, hence the double digit IQ. Stradlater, Tibarn, DHONI_FANN and 13 others 1 1 5 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randomGuy Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 Good classification. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stradlater Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Type 4 : Bengalis Jimmy Cliff, velu, dial_100 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollum Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Dhimmis should be another category. Yoda-esque 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muloghonto Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Stradlater said: Type 4 : Bengalis Considering that Bengal hasn't voted Congress longer than Haryana, UP, Maharashtra, etc, i am curious as to where you got this 'gem' from. Switchblade 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarke Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Funny. BJP too has it's voter types. Muloghonto 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollum Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Stradlater said: Type 4 : Bengalis Bhai, Bengalis voting for Congress will be an improvement over their present political inclination. Adi BB, dial_100, Switchblade and 3 others 1 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adi BB Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Apt description, even during the last elections (2014one ) ,we had a similar thread I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velu Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 11 hours ago, Muloghonto said: Considering that Bengal hasn't voted Congress longer than Haryana, UP, Maharashtra, etc, i am curious as to where you got this 'gem' from. trinamul congress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velu Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 islam is RoP.. i did google about Rol expecting christiantiy , but first link listed ROL as hinduism ( according to ramakrishna and vivekananda ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollum Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 minute ago, velu said: islam is RoP.. i did google about Rol expecting christiantiy , but first link listed ROL as hinduism ( according to ramakrishna and vivekananda ) ROL=Religion of Love=Christianity velu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stradlater Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, Gollum said: ROL=Religion of Love=Christianity ROC=Religion of Chewtias=Hinduism Clarke, Gollum, Adi BB and 5 others 1 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollum Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Stradlater said: ROC=Religion of Chewtias=Hinduism C can stand for Chewts, Cowards, Cunts, Chodus.....ROC sounds right, should use it more often. DHONI_FANN and Stradlater 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velu Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 23 minutes ago, Gollum said: C can stand for Chewts, Cowards, Cunts, Chodus.....ROC sounds right, should use it more often. C stands for Cool as well randomGuy, Clarke and Stan AF 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muloghonto Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, velu said: trinamul congress who have spent most of their life hating congress because it was Mamata that broke asunder the congress in the dying days of CPM rule. Congress never forgave her for that and she used it to her advantage, since she doesn't give two hoots about the dynasty and in Bengal, she was the main mover and shaker. This element to her breaking up from Congress was instrumental to overthrow of CPM. Because Bengalis dont vote congress. This 'Benglis voting for congress' nonsense of the hinduvta jaahils is both irksome and completely ignorant of the fact that West Bengal is *the* most anti-congress major state since...forever long ago. Congress has never won anything in Bengal since the heady days of Bidhan Chandra Roy and Prafulla Chandra Sen. They were the doyens of the Bengali freedom fighters and dominant Bengali politicians who themselves had deep respect & regard for Bose. Bose died young-ish ( as in less than 50) and many of his 'comrades and admirers' never forgave Nehru for the skullduggery during his 'death/disappearance'. This was a dominant factor to the rise of Bangla Congress ( like Trinamool, a splinter party thats now defunct) and caused the initial break from Congress. We were among the first major state in India to reject the INC and except for a brief period of 'Indira messing with state elections in her autocratic style' to bring back the INC in WB for a brief one term period in the 70s, we've never voted INC. ( ironically, THIS is what gives unstoppable momentum boost to CPM that'd been gradually gaining power in WB exploiting the Nehruvian-Bose and Bengali slights from the Hindi-stanis and the fractured politics of Bangla Congress (BC) and INC). Heck, we even beat you Tamils in throwing off the Nehruvian curse( by a few days, but we will take it !). Even in the last election INC and TC were competitors, not allies. In the last 52 years, we've had just over 5 years of INC rule in West Bengal. They are batting at 2-13 elections won, since Bidhan Roy and Prafulla Sen (who'd have won their constituencies in Bengal ahead of Nehru himself FYI), of which they've spent the dominant portion ruling Delhi. How the * are Bengalis 'congressi voters' ?!? Do these hindistani bewakoofs even know basic indian history ? their baap-dadaas were congress bootlickers even when I was a kid, now they've finally found BJP and act like they are the 'ultimate orignal anti-congress' ?!? Funny indeed. Edited March 11, 2019 by Muloghonto eternalhope and velu 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stradlater Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 51 minutes ago, Muloghonto said: who have spent most of their life hating congress because it was Mamata that broke asunder the congress in the dying days of CPM rule. Congress never forgave her for that and she used it to her advantage, since she doesn't give two hoots about the dynasty and in Bengal, she was the main mover and shaker. This element to her breaking up from Congress was instrumental to overthrow of CPM. Because Bengalis dont vote congress. This 'Benglis voting for congress' nonsense of the hinduvta jaahils is both irksome and completely ignorant of the fact that West Bengal is *the* most anti-congress major state since...forever long ago. Congress has never won anything in Bengal since the heady days of Bidhan Chandra Roy and Prafulla Chandra Sen. They were the doyens of the Bengali freedom fighters and dominant Bengali politicians who themselves had deep respect & regard for Bose. Bose died young-ish ( as in less than 50) and many of his 'comrades and admirers' never forgave Nehru for the skullduggery during his 'death/disappearance'. This was a dominant factor to the rise of Bangla Congress ( like Trinamool, a splinter party thats now defunct) and caused the initial break from Congress. We were among the first major state in India to reject the INC and except for a brief period of 'Indira messing with state elections in her autocratic style' to bring back the INC in WB for a brief one term period in the 70s, we've never voted INC. ( ironically, THIS is what gives unstoppable momentum boost to CPM that'd been gradually gaining power in WB exploiting the Nehruvian-Bose and Bengali slights from the Hindi-stanis and the fractured politics of Bangla Congress (BC) and INC). Heck, we even beat you Tamils in throwing off the Nehruvians race( by a few days, but we will take it !). Even in the last election INC and TC were competitors, not allies. In the last 52 years, we've had just over 5 years of INC rule in West Bengal. They are batting at 2-13 elections won, since Bidhan Roy and Prafulla Sen (who'd have won their constituencies in Bengal ahead of Nehru himself FYI), of which they've spent the dominant portion ruling Delhi. How the * are Bengalis 'congressi voters' ?!? Do these hindistani bewakoofs even know basic indian history ? their baap-dadaas were congress bootlickers even when I was a kid, now they've finally found BJP and act like they are the 'ultimate orignal anti-congress' ?!? Funny indeed. I'm not a Hindistani . Family since Late Great Grandfather's days has been a staunch Jan Sangh supporter. Chal nikal ab. Switchblade 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muloghonto Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Stradlater said: I'm not a Hindistani . Family since Late Great Grandfather's days has been a staunch Jan Sangh supporter. Chal nikal ab. Abe bhosri-ke, i dont care what YOU are or what YOU claim your punya-parivaar to be. Who the * cares what your family is ? You made a comment about Bengalis. So how the whole ethnicity behaves by large, is the comparison. Unless you are Tamil or Bengali, or at the most a very distant third in the Tripuris, your people have been Congressi bootlickers for far longer than mine. We are second only to TN for total time spent post independence without electing the Congress. Doesn't matter if you are a hindi-stani, gujju, marathi, telegu, malayali or whatever - you are not Tamil or Bong ? Chal haat, pichey aa jaa - you folks are nothing more than Johnny-come-lately to the anti-congress party and just like nuevo-rich think flaunting wealth makes them feel one of the elites, so too does nuevo-anti-congressi's like you think flaunting your anti-congress views makes you more desis. The kind of anti-congress stories you consider 'progress in breaking the dynasty' is the kind of stories I grew up on before you were even born and your purkho were congressi ghulaams, trying to muzzle us and singing ras-leela of the congress with their ears firmly plugged. Edited March 11, 2019 by Muloghonto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stradlater Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Muloghonto said: Abe bhosri-ke, i dont care what YOU are or what YOU claim your punya-parivaar to be. Who the * cares what your family is ? You made a comment about Bengalis. So how the whole ethnicity behaves by large, is the comparison. Unless you are Tamil or Bengali, or at the most a very distant third in the Tripuris, your people have been Congressi bootlickers for far longer than mine. We are second only to TN for total time spent post independence without electing the Congress. Doesn't matter if you are a hindi-stani, gujju, marathi, telegu, malayali or whatever - you are not Tamil or Bong ? Chal haat, pichey aa jaa - you folks are nothing more than Johnny-come-lately to the anti-congress party and just like nuevo-rich think flaunting wealth makes them feel one of the elites, so too does nuevo-anti-congressi's like you think flaunting your anti-congress views makes you more desis. The kind of anti-congress stories you consider 'progress in breaking the dynasty' is the kind of stories I grew up on before you were even born and your purkho were congressi ghulaams, trying to muzzle us and singing ras-leela of the congress with their ears firmly plugged. It was supposed to be a joke chutiye. Ab bhonkna bandh kar. Edited March 11, 2019 by Stradlater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muloghonto Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Just now, Stradlater said: It was supposed to be a joke chutiye. nice backtrack. Hence why YOU are not in the military like some of your family is. Cowards who cannot own their own words arn't fit to protect the nation i suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stradlater Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Muloghonto said: nice backtrack. Hence why YOU are not in the military like some of your family is. Cowards who cannot own their own words arn't fit to protect the nation i suppose. Abe ja yar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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