Dhoni takes 2-month sabbatical to train army parachute regiment !!!

[IndianRenegade 224]

• He is going to serve his regiment during this time 
•  His is not retiring

 

Edited July 20, 2019 by IndianRenegade

[-Robin- 253]

He will be available once people cools down. Hence after thrashing of windies by india and people will forget world cup lose and he will be available and selected for next series.

[raki05 4,550]

Kya besharm aadmi hai, har taraf se laat juta kha rha hai magar PR saakh maintain karney me lagi hai....

[Frustrated 937]

Dhoni should be inducted into the great "HALL OF SHAME"

Besharmi ki hadd paar kar di saale ne.  

 

 

 

[Stradlater 3,562]

Gotta give it to Dhoni,  an epitome of a perfect politician. 

This move is aimed at his hyper nationalistic fanbase who would lap up this story asap and would use this argument to propagate his image of a desh ka sachha sevak. 

 

Man gaye MSD. You know how to play the game. 

[CG 1,768]

Now he is using army for pr.Dhoni is sinking to new lows.

[R!TTER 2,207]

C**** muh kala kar ke aa 

[beetle 18,319]

Uses the Army for his benefit .

Shameless opportunist.

[beetle 18,319]

Be ready of plenty of photos in army uniform.

[beetle 18,319]

Now he will give guidance to the Army on how to do their job.

[NameGoesHere 1,117]

He's probably been told he won't be selected but can announce his 'unavailability' to save face.

[NameGoesHere 1,117]

10 minutes ago, beetle said:

Now he will give guidance to the Army on how to do their job.

Yes he can clap his hands and sing 'Ber pako baramasa' to the Garhwal Rifles in Lansdowne. 

[Mosher 19,378]

1 hour ago, Stradlater said:

Gotta give it to Dhoni,  an epitome of a perfect politician. 

This move is aimed at his hyper nationalistic fanbase who would lap up this story asap and would use this argument to propagate his image of a desh ka sachha sevak. 

 

Man gaye MSD. You know how to play the game. 

Exactly. Dhoni is like the Akshay Kumar of cricketers. 

Edited July 20, 2019 by Mosher

[rkt.india 14,219]

[vayuu1 1,939]

6 minutes ago, rkt.india said:

Ha Bhai bilkul zaruri hai, nhi to pta kaise chalega  ki Indian player hai, baisti ke bina roti  hajam nhi hoti. 

[vaul 90]

For most part of his career,he was dependent on his partners -be it Raina or Yuvraj ;and stayed at one end safe without playing any risky shot yet managed to claim best finisher.

[puneet28 610]

1 hour ago, Stradlater said:

Gotta give it to Dhoni,  an epitome of a perfect politician. 

This move is aimed at his hyper nationalistic fanbase who would lap up this story asap and would use this argument to propagate his image of a desh ka sachha sevak. 

 

Man gaye MSD. You know how to play the game. 

One of my friend who is Dhoni's fan said exactly same thing. Quoting his words, "See, he is so patriotic to country! You cannot judge him".

 

Till this country has blind fans, we will keep on seeing dhongis! 

[vijay50 156]

There are possibly endorsement contracts for Dhoni linked to being in Indian cricket team.

 

So this decision. Time for selectors to announce he is dropped.

[chewy 3,256]

Well onus on likes of Pant and other young batsmen to make it count with big performances

They did it in Tests, Vihari, Pant and Agarwal

 

ODIs is a different beasts, but these guys need to stand-up with 100s, not 40s and the odd 50. Dhoni fanbase are a different breed never seen in Indian cricket, it will need something special to break them off their MSD magic spell  

[Lone Wolf 50]

Don't care about it anymore. Both him & Kohli has screwed us enough already. Kohli is like GOD in BCCI.  Only hope left is new selection committee & possibly a new coach.  

[cricketfan28 89]

he will be dropped .. 

[adi B 5,208]

I think this should be the end of the road .

He cant/wont be selected for the windies tour by the selectors, it's clear ,hence they are trying the face saving act by terming it "unavailable",its actually dropped from the side !

He will be given one final hurrah in the upcoming home series ,I think this is made clear to dhoni !

 

[Vilander 9,359]

He is a politician. BJP should just lap him up before congress.

[sergio04 1,317]

He can be Modi successor for BJP.

[Sandeep99 1,710]

Nooooo... booooo... I want Dhoni to tour Windies. I will miss those match losing defensive innings!

[CG 1,768]

He is a politician. BJP should just lap him up before congress.

He can revive congress.

[Pollack 7,379]

17 minutes ago, Vilander said:

He is a politician. BJP should just lap him up before congress.

Hero worshipping idiot junta from Tamil Nadu can lap unto him. BJP should field him in Tamil Nadu.

[nevada 2,300]

4 hours ago, beetle said:

Now he will give guidance to the Army on how to do their job.

Like take it till the last bullet?

[nevada 2,300]

23 minutes ago, Sandeep99 said:

Nooooo... booooo... I want Dhoni to tour Windies. I will miss those match losing defensive innings!

Results don't matter. Reaching the Dhoni calculated par score is all that matters.

[veer 490]

 Dhoni da man... 

 

Plan is to retire in a home series..

 

Cry you people.. 

 

[beetle 18,319]

18 minutes ago, nevada said:

Like take it till the last bullet?

No....hold the bullet till they are all over you.

[aman92 15]

Haan bc.. Makes himself unavailable lol. Matlab baaki logon ko chance de do, par 2 month baad main to aaunga hi wapas. Arrogance of this leech makes me sick

[velu 22,218]

 

 

 

 

 

https://gulfnews.com/sport/cricket/mahendra-singh-dhoni-takes-2-month-sabbatical-to-join-army-regiment-1.1563613743147

 

 

hope thala teaches army  guys to pull the parachute trigger not too late

[veer 490]

 Dhoni da man... 

 

Plan is to retire in a home series..

 

Cry you people.. 

 

[R!TTER 2,207]

28 minutes ago, velu said:

 

 

 

 

 

https://gulfnews.com/sport/cricket/mahendra-singh-dhoni-takes-2-month-sabbatical-to-join-army-regiment-1.1563613743147

 

 

hope thala teaches army  guys to pull the parachute trigger not too late

Time to plant these scissors strategically, so that somewhere someone could make proper use of it ala Bourne 

[The Dark Horse 4,002]

#SettingNahi  

[zen 8,923]

Selectors should have been bold enough to say that Dhoni has been dropped to give opportunities to youngsters. People tried to play on his retirement, which is Dhoni’s decision (while being selected in the squad is not) to get check mate. 

 

The way forward is to not select Dhoni and for that guys like Pant have to be supported. More importantly, Pant should not be compared to a peak and well developed Dhoni. If guys like Pant are neither supported properly nor given a fair chance, Ind cricket deserves a kick on its back from likes of Dhoni. 

Edited July 20, 2019 by zen

[randomGuy 1,153]

3 hours ago, chewy said:

Well onus on likes of Pant and other young batsmen to make it count with big performances

They did it in Tests, Vihari, Pant and Agarwal

 

ODIs is a different beasts, but these guys need to stand-up with 100s, not 40s and the odd 50. Dhoni fanbase are a different breed never seen in Indian cricket, it will need something special to break them off their MSD magic spell  

Felt similar for Sachin fanboys tbh. Sachin fanboys are/were extremely frustrating as well.

[velu 22,218]

@beetle 

[beetle 18,319]

4 minutes ago, velu said:

@beetle 

What ?

[Pollack 7,379]

41 minutes ago, randomGuy said:

Felt similar for Sachin fanboys tbh. Sachin fanboys are/were extremely frustrating as well.

I met many people from even Mumbai who were critical of Sachin's 100th 100 wait. Dhoni has managed to fool Indians like no one. Dhongi fans are at an alltogether different level.

[The Hound 602]

 

[velu 22,218]

16 minutes ago, beetle said:

What ?

 

Why did you merge my thread ?

My title is the real awesome one

[shami_123 104]

Our people have sent gundas having multiple cases against them in court and police station in parliament, we have sent illiterate people in parliament because of hero worship and religious bias what do you expect from us ?

 

Dhoni has good share of this fan base in India like our politicians. 

 

Congress ya BJP desh Ko nahi badlegi jab tak Janta Janardhan khud nahi badalti.

[beetle 18,319]

15 minutes ago, velu said:

 

Why did you merge my thread ?

My title is the real awesome one

I did not.

Arey bhai....there are so many threads with dhoni and his retirement speculations. They have to be together.

 

As for your title...apne mooh miyan mithoo( blowing ones own trumpet)

 

 

[Gambit 662]

Watch out Pakistan! The never ending war is about to start!

[express bowling 33,067]

2 hours ago, velu said:

 

 

 

 

 

https://gulfnews.com/sport/cricket/mahendra-singh-dhoni-takes-2-month-sabbatical-to-join-army-regiment-1.1563613743147

 

 

hope thala teaches army  guys to pull the parachute trigger not too late

 

 

 

He will teach them how to reach new lows while staying safe.   Invaluable for parachutists.    

 

[bowl_out 3,390]

All this natak is to extend his retirement till next IPL. His farewell game is likely to be one that he plays for CSK, understandably because it is the team he cares about more than Team India. And playing IPL after announcing his international retirement diminishes his brand value, so he won't announce his retirement this year 

 

He will play some matches in the BD or SA series and then bid farewell with IPL

Edited July 20, 2019 by bowl_out

[Jimmy Cliff 5,612]

11 minutes ago, bowl_out said:

All this natak is to extend his retirement till next IPL. His farewell game is likely to be one that he plays for CSK, understandably because it is the team he cares about more than Team India. And playing IPL after announcing his international retirement diminishes his brand value, so he won't announce his retirement this year 

 

He will play some matches in the BD or SA series and then bid farewell with IPL

I could live with that. As long as he doesn't stink up the joint in the next T20 WC, I am happy. Having said that, if he has a good IPL , there will again be calls to take him to the T20 WC .

[nitinbwj 1,236]

I can see Dhoni advising the Armymen just like Dilip Kumar did to Anil in movie ‘ Karma ‘ 

DHONI - “ Socho, Samjho, Parkho...phir goli chalayo “

Anil “ Tab tak toh dushman goli maar kar chala jayega “.