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New flag of India in my opinion.


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7 hours ago, coffee_rules said:

That is a bJP flag. The new flag should the very old sanatana dharmi flag that was flying on Shri Ram's chariot, Arjuna's, Shivaji's, and Rani Laxmi Bai. 

 

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True, but lotus is also important.

 

The saffron colour symbolizes hindu awakening and fiery spirit. The lotus symbolizes the gracefulness to balance out the saffron energy.

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8 hours ago, coffee_rules said:

That is a bJP flag. The new flag should the very old sanatana dharmi flag that was flying on Shri Ram's chariot, Arjuna's, Shivaji's, and Rani Laxmi Bai. 

 

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Chhee chhee chhee ... Ram’s chariot? Arrey hamare mussel man bhaiyo kya ghaslet khaake jal jaaaye?

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3 hours ago, MechEng said:

To be honest, you do realize this is a parody thread right? Say anything you want!

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And this should be our state emblem, captures true Indian spirit as far as overbreeding is concerned and also pays homage to the holy cow.

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Current emblem has Sarnath lions (did Ashoka's empire encompass modern day Gujarat?) and not Gir lions...our 2 Gujju boys in Delhi won't like it one bit, anti-national, no?

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Coming back to the newly proposed emblem, look at the eyes of lady Mooo of House Dangi, no sign of struggle, serenity all over. Consensual sex, should teach Indian men to unzip their pants only after परमिसन. A famous director tried to drive home this message but to no avail.

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Let's see if holy cow can do what others couldn't....If it can manage to get into these positions nothing is impossible !!!!

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Keep faith.

 

Addresses few problems:

1. Homage to holy cow which doesn't get enough respect.

2. Obscenity, so haram. Fatwas will ensure our Muslim citizens give up munching beef. Win-win for BJP, Sangh, eviiiiil Brahmin-Baniya jugalbandi much to the chagrin of Caravan, NDTV, Wire.... and glory for our civilization. 

3. Lesson to Indian men that sex has to be consensual.

4. When we surpass China's population in 5 years time and stay at #1 for eternity, our emblem will be so apt. 

 

Possible snags:

1. Colour of cow, Gori Gauri or Kaali Kamli...humanities uncles and aunties will extend their stay in JNU for another 15 years pondering the same. More drain on our resources....

2. Intercourse position not good for those with hernia problem, hernia patients to protest. Doctors will join in, more strikes in hospitals and medical colleges. 

3. Obscenity, all religious leaders to join hands and create even more nuisance than what they do presently.

4. Inevitable future clash between Bharat Mata and Gau Mata as symbol of India...for exclusive right. Factions will be formed, civil wars will erupt, competing slogans, split of Hindu vote. Muslims might have given up beef but now an opportunity to get political power...ultimately an own goal for bhagwawadi. 

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