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Headlines during the WC


Rajiv

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Started on another site, some real good ones Bond struck by lightning, survives Emerges injury-free and feeling "ten years younger" Smith Slams Gilchrist for not walking Adam Gilchrist controversially didn't walk after edging a Ntini delivery in the World Cup semi-final played yesterday, going on to make a match winning 200 for his side. Gilchrist later claimed at the after-match press conferece that he "didn't hear the knick" and is "still a walker". MAHMOOD IN MAIDEN OVER CONTROVERSY!!! Shoaib and Asif fail drugs test again Getting sent to bed without supper is PCB punishment Graeme Smith collapses under weight of self-importance -Thousands trapped underneath. ICC "blames Darrell Hair." Streaking epidemic continues Officials unable to stem the flow South Africa lose final due to bizarre circumstances and misinterpretation of the D/L rule Minnows demand "one hand, one bounce" rule Madman Manan Arrested after Attempted Assassination of Indian Pace Bowling Attack A well known critic of the dire Indian seam bowling attack Manan Shah was today arrested after he attempted to wipe the bowlers out. Shah was earlier booted out of India's match against Bangladesh at Queens Park Oval after hurling constant abuse at the Indian Pace Barrage after they let the Tigers make a mammoth 2/424. It is alleged that Shah pulled out an antique springfield rifle from under his shirt and attempted to gun down the bowlers, who incidently were only saved by his poor accuracy (how ironic), as they made their way out of the ground to hop on the team bus. Mohammad Yousuf converts to rastafari Changes name to Yousuf Marley Oram amputates Glenn McGrath's right arm "I felt it gave us the best chance of winning" Imran "I did it" Former Pakistan great Imran Khan made a shocking revelation when he admitted that before the CT it was him who had swapped Mohd Asif's urine sample with his useless illegitimate son Sami's urine sample.

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Re: Headlines during the WC here is what i would like to see: Tendulkar donates Man of the Tournament prize money to Darfur Relief. Sehwag caught purchasing Rogaine. Alleges it was for Rana Naved ul Hasan. India recall Ramesh Powar for the final. Kumble breaks his silence. Admits to using voodoo physics to assist his bowling. Asif and Akhtar abducted in Karachi. Asif and Akhtar convert to Rastafari. Claim they want to mix business with pleasure.

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