TOP 10 WAYS TO WIN THE WORLD CUP !!

[Ram]

1) Hire the best coach, best physiotherapist , the best massagist ( ?? ) , the best psychologist, the best every -ist and hope the team performs well. 2) Have all your pacemen on steroids so that bowlers like Venkatesh Prasad bowl at 150+ 3) If the ICC asks for dope tests , send all the team members on trips to hawaii, fiji and report back to ICC saying - " Players have gone for fitness tests".. 4) Commit an atrocity against democracy so that you get atleast a couple of forfeited matches from teams like England and qualify for the knockout stages. 5) Pray that the every key member of the opposing team has his wife expecting a child. Bribe the doctors of that country to "fix" the delivary during the semi-finals and finals. 6) Hire terrorist organizations to send customized threat messages to each and every member of the squad, saying " You either perform , or else.. ". It might just work... You never know !!! 7) Before the opposing team's net session , spray the ground with grease and hope that the best bowler slips and twists the ankle. 8) Find innovative and undetectable ways to tamper the ball. Example - The team's computer analyst seated in a vantage position in a nearby building and focussing a high power laser or something on the ball. Nobody will have a clue !! 9) Have 11 blank cheques in the name of the opposing players ready before every match. 10) And yes , if possible -- Play some good cricket. The world cup is all yours for the taking !!

[yoda]

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO WIN THE WORLD CUP !! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[veer]

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO WIN THE WORLD CUP !! this time there is only one way.. BE PART OF TEAM INDIA..

[MundaPakistani]

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO WIN THE WORLD CUP !! Wait a minute i have one more -Play better cricket than the oppositions. :duh:

[Anakin]

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO WIN THE WORLD CUP !! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Nice ones

[gs]

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO WIN THE WORLD CUP !! If possible avoid having bucknor as the umpire