Riley's Girl Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 ^ Cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 ^ :--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted October 4, 2009 Author Share Posted October 4, 2009 Santa and Banta talking: Santa: Yaar, something drastic has happened. Banta: What? Santa: I think I have turned homosexual. Banta: What? How? Santa: Of late I am having sex at home only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley's Girl Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Santa and Banta talking: Santa: Yaar, something drastic has happened. Banta: What? Santa: I think I have turned homosexual. Banta: What? How? Santa: Of late I am having sex at home only. :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 I can imagine CG and her friends doing this :haha::haha::haha: DK Rocks ! lol! shaney my dear friend thats why most of my friends are guys!! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Why did the Gujju go to Rome? To listen to Pop(e) music. What do you call a Gujju girl who got pregnant on the dandiya day? Garba-vati :poink: :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laaloo Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Why did the Gujju go to Rome? To listen to Pop(e) music. What do you call a Gujju girl who got pregnant on the dandiya day? Garba-vati :headshake: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamy Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 What do you call a Gujju girl who got pregnant on the dandiya day? Garba-vati :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamy Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Santa and Banta talking: Santa: Yaar, something drastic has happened. Banta: What? Santa: I think I have turned homosexual. Banta: What? How? Santa: Of late I am having sex at home only. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamy Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Women's secrecy: Jeeto complained to her friend Preeto "She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her." "Well," replied Preeto in a hurt tone, "I told her not to tell you I told her." "Oh dear!" sighed Jeeto. "Well, don't tell her I told you that she told me." :hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Sharma Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Women's secrecy: Jeeto complained to her friend Preeto "She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her." "Well," replied Preeto in a hurt tone, "I told her not to tell you I told her." "Oh dear!" sighed Jeeto. "Well, don't tell her I told you that she told me." :hysterical: :cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 BEDROOM DEMOCRACY Young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for s*x, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage. While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending requests for s*x are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have s*x on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you." On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door, hoping that her s*x craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it. Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads, "Baby, I didn't' realize that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry. I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page. 1. TUESDAY 2. THURSDAY 3. TODAY 4. TOMORROW P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbestfriend Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 :omg::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hiten. Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 One fine Day ..... -- - Chintu was feeling happy - - - Bantu was also feeling happy - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - - - Happy felt frustrated and left.......................! :(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hiten. Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Eka manasache pay chaukoni asatat ... Tar tyacha naav kay asel ??? .. .. .. .. .. .. Area of Circle .. cause .. Pay are Square :D ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Eka manasache pay chaukoni asatat ... Tar tyacha naav kay asel ??? .. .. .. .. .. .. Area of Circle .. cause .. Pay are Square :D ... :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Eka manasache pay chaukoni asatat ... Tar tyacha naav kay asel ??? .. .. .. .. .. .. Area of Circle .. cause .. Pay are Square :D ... :dontknow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hiten. Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 :dontknow: tane marathi nath aavadtu ? :poink: I don't think it'll be funny if I translate it Loose translation: Ek aadmi ke paav square shaped ke the toh uss aadmi ka naam kya ho sakta hain ? Area of circle ...kyunki pay (paav in marathi) are sqaured Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 :sniffle: oh kay!! i cant speak marathi tho only gujji, hindi, punjabi, swahili, english, american, australian!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hiten. Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 :sniffle: oh kay!! i cant speak marathi tho only gujji' date=' hindi, punjabi, swahili, english, american, australian!![/quote'] What the hell is american and Australian :dontknow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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