kabira Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 A wise old man who was a judge, was asked to settle a dispute between two brothers about the fair division of a large estate left them by their father. "Let one brother divide the estate," said the judge," and let the other brother have the first choice in choosing his share." Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 nikred plz do not post any more pjs on this thread its a polite request to u u open ur own pj thread and rite whateva u wanna rite dont spoil other's thread domain k is one off my buddies here :--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Banta: What`s the fastest way to a man`s heart? Santa: Through his chest with a sharp knife. __________________________________________________________ Santa: Are you chewing gum? Banta: No, I'm Banta. ________________________________________________ A lady calls Santa for repairing her door bell. Santa doesn`t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out _______________________________________________________________ Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell me what is the opposite of Naag Panchami? Banta: So simple Naag do not punch me. _________________________________________ Santa standing on the platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa you'll die. Santa: Fool you'll die because haven�t you heard the train is coming on platform? ____________________________________________________ Santa: I haven't slept all night in the train. Banta: Y? Santa: Got upper berth. Banta: Y didn't u try to Exchange? Santa: Oye, there was nobody 2 Exchange in the lower berth. :(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted September 8, 2009 Author Share Posted September 8, 2009 An old favorite PJ of mine: Santa and Banta were sitting on a tree feeling happy. Suddenly Happy fell down.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted September 8, 2009 Author Share Posted September 8, 2009 Banta: What`s the fastest way to a man`s heart? Santa: Through his chest with a sharp knife. __________________________________________________________ Santa: Are you chewing gum? Banta: No, I'm Banta. ________________________________________________ A lady calls Santa for repairing her door bell. Santa doesn`t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out _______________________________________________________________ Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell me what is the opposite of Naag Panchami? Banta: So simple Naag do not punch me. _________________________________________ Santa standing on the platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa you'll die. Santa: Fool you'll die because haven�t you heard the train is coming on platform? ____________________________________________________ Santa: I haven't slept all night in the train. Banta: Y? Santa: Got upper berth. Banta: Y didn't u try to Exchange? Santa: Oye, there was nobody 2 Exchange in the lower berth. :(( lol.....good ones.:two_thumbs_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 nikred plz do not post any more pjs on this thread its a polite request to u u open ur own pj thread and rite whateva u wanna rite dont spoil other's thread domain k is one off my buddies here :--D This is blatant bezthi. I am hurt. :(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted September 8, 2009 Author Share Posted September 8, 2009 This is blatant bezthi. I am hurt. :(( No, you are welcome to post on my thread.:two_thumbs_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 No' date=' you are welcome to post on my thread.:two_thumbs_up:[/quote'] Alright *sniff* *sniff* Here is another one A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question? "So, which platform are you working on?" :(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted September 8, 2009 Author Share Posted September 8, 2009 Alright *sniff* *sniff* Here is another one A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question? "So, which platform are you working on?" :(( :((:(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley's Girl Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 An old favorite PJ of mine: Santa and Banta were sitting on a tree feeling happy. Suddenly Happy fell down.:D LOL Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gunner Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Alright *sniff* *sniff* Here is another one A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question? "So, which platform are you working on?" :(( :(( :(( :(( PS: That was ****ing appalling you jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 :(( :(( :(( PS: That was ****ing appalling you jerk. No aboosing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gunner Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 No aboosing Calling you a jerk was certainly not aboosing in comparison to that PJ.:finger::finger: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Calling you a jerk was certainly not aboosing in comparison to that PJ.:finger::finger: :--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 An old favorite PJ of mine: Santa and Banta were sitting on a tree feeling happy. Suddenly Happy fell down.:D :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:This the cutest pj EVER!:--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 domain k plz dont allow nikred to post his faaltu pjs it makes this thread horrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 domain k plz dont allow nikred to post his faaltu pjs it makes this thread horrible Alright on popular demand one more joke. :icflove: Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? A. Money :(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 my favourite: Teacher:wats 2+2? Santa:4 Teacher:jor se bolo Santa: jai mata di Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Alright *sniff* *sniff* Here is another one A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question? "So, which platform are you working on?" :(( Indeed, Dread the Nikred :nervous: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Indeed' date=' Dread the Nikred :nervous:[/quote'] I am making a kachumber of my reputation with this thread. :(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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