beetle Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 my favourite: Teacher:wats 2+2? Santa:4 Teacher:jor se bolo Santa: jai mata di :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhr123 Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 my favourite: Teacher:wats 2+2? Santa:4 Teacher:jor se bolo Santa: jai mata di thats good one..:--D:--D, its not PJs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 What does the following mean?:sherlock: TatatatatatatatatatataTatatatatatatatatatata TatatatatatatatatatataTatatatatatatatatatata TatatatatatatatatatataTatatatatatatatatatata TatatatatatatatatatataTatatatatatatatatatata TatatatatatatatatatataTatatatatatatatatatata TA TatatatatatatatatatataTatatatatatatatatatata TatatatatatatatatatataTatatatatatatatatatata TatatatatatatatatatataTatatatatatatatatatata TatatatatatatatatatataTatatatatatatatatatata TatatatatatatatatatataTatatatatatatatatatata AnekTA mein ekTA.:eyedance: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamy Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 A wise old man who was a judge, was asked to settle a dispute between two brothers about the fair division of a large estate left them by their father. "Let one brother divide the estate," said the judge," and let the other brother have the first choice in choosing his share." Brilliant Indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 A Blonde and a Brunette were in an elevator with a man. They both noticed he had some dandruff on his shirt, but were too nice to say anything to him about it. Once he finally got out two floors later, the Brunette said, "Wow, somebody should give that man some Head n Shoulders" and the Blonde replied, "How do you give shoulders?" There is an approval pending for this joke from Gaurav saar.:regular_smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 A Blonde and a Brunette were in an elevator with a man. They both noticed he had some dandruff on his shirt, but were too nice to say anything to him about it. Once he finally got out two floors later, the Brunette said, "Wow, somebody should give that man some Head n Shoulders" and the Blonde replied, "How do you give shoulders?" There is an approval pending for this joke from Gaurav saar.:regular_smile: :haha::haha::haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted September 11, 2009 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 A Blonde and a Brunette were in an elevator with a man. They both noticed he had some dandruff on his shirt, but were too nice to say anything to him about it. Once he finally got out two floors later, the Brunette said, "Wow, somebody should give that man some Head n Shoulders" and the Blonde replied, "How do you give shoulders?" There is an approval pending for this joke from Gaurav saar.:regular_smile: :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted September 11, 2009 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 A new PJ: Shahid Afridi says he would retire if he does not fire in CT.:D Sorry, bad bad PJ.:(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 A new PJ: Shahid Afridi says he would retire if he does not fire in CT.:D Sorry, bad bad PJ.:(( :helpsos: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 A Blonde and a Brunette were in an elevator with a man. They both noticed he had some dandruff on his shirt, but were too nice to say anything to him about it. Once he finally got out two floors later, the Brunette said, "Wow, somebody should give that man some Head n Shoulders" and the Blonde replied, "How do you give shoulders?" There is an approval pending for this joke from Gaurav saar.:regular_smile: keep improving sick ted u need more of my guidance to post some better jokes :finger: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted September 13, 2009 Author Share Posted September 13, 2009 :helpsos: No one can save you from my PJs.:devil_smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zubinpepsi Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 A new PJ: Shahid Afridi says he would retire if he does not fire in CT.:D Sorry, bad bad PJ.:(( :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelig Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Alright on popular demand one more joke. :icflove: Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? :hmmm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted September 21, 2009 Author Share Posted September 21, 2009 once a man goes to a restaurant.. he orders dosa n eats only the middle part of it and leaves the outer part... then he orders utappa n does the same thing again... then he orders medu vada.when the vada isb rought to his table,he feels confused n strts thinkin wat to eat, as the vada doesent hav a middle part... he thinks n thinks n thinks...... .. the waiter in the meantime comes to him and asks ... R U IN THE MILATARY???? ??????? now tell me y did the waiter ask that???????? ? . . . . . . . . . . . socho think think... Give up????? ok heres the answer b'cooooooooz the person was wearing a milatary dress!!!!!:hehe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted September 21, 2009 Author Share Posted September 21, 2009 what is the similarity between apple and orange apart from being fruits. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . socho . . . . . . . its simple . . . . . . . . . they both r not . . . Bananas:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted September 21, 2009 Author Share Posted September 21, 2009 1)What is the vector form of SRI DEVI????? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TABU ... WHy? Socho? . . . . . . . . . . . Sri Devi did Chandni and Tabu did Chandni Bar:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 1)What is the vector form of SRI DEVI????? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TABU ... WHy? Socho? . . . . . . . . . . . Sri Devi did Chandni and Tabu did Chandni Bar:D :--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Which ICF member is going to get killed today? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . socho . . . . . . . its simple . . . . . . . . . Its Domaink obviously… . . . Else, he’ll kill us all with his 'jokes'.. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted September 21, 2009 Author Share Posted September 21, 2009 You kill me and my ghost will haunt ICF with even worse PJs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I love DK's jokes :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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