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Re: South Korea vs Ghana Scorecard It looks familiar with something i wrote back in 2005 while in the old ICF. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Asia Vs Rest of the world Welcome to the ODI game between Asia and the rest of the world on Monday, Jan 35 2035.Its a lovely day as we can almost see the sun thro the clouds of pollution in the worlds greatest city, Patna. The Asia team is captained by Ganguly jnr II and he leads a very illustrious team. The captain along with India?s cricketer of the year, pooja, will open the batting followed in the middle order by Russians kreekov, meeskov and ghavchev. The all-rounder spot is taken by the ever exuberant afridi after Koreas kim il came down with the dangerous kimchi poisoning rendering him unable to eat anymore kimchi. Chinas fung fung will be wicket keeping and the bowling line up is made up of china?s fei fei, see young, song song and the new chinese star feithaih furlidharan-eiii. Unfortunately, Pakistan?s star bowlers khan 1,khan 2 and khan jnr were reported for the 22nd time in their 20 match long career for chucking and is being reviewed by the SWANB ICC(Seriously, we are not run by India, Cricket council) which is headed by yesteryear cricketer and the pioneer of cheerleaders in the players dressing room and the author of the book "how to chuck and get away with it" and "how to maintain a good average when sehwag goes berserk" Shoaib chuck-star, urm...aktar. It was tough to find players for rest of the world as the Universe series champions for 20 years in a row from 2015-2035 , USA was banned by BCCI and its sister board SWANB ICC last week for excessive steroids use. This ban is only the second time in the history of cricket that a team was banned by SWANB ICC following England in 2020 when it protested against the rule to change tea break into Hooters happy hours by the president aktar. It should be also noted that the 1st Universe series winners, then called the world cup, the West Indies has banned themselves from cricket in 2007 after the retirement of the great Brian Charles Lara. The team comprises of yesteryear Australian and NZ greats captained by the worlds best bowler according to the cricket quran, the times of India cricket almanac, Kyle Mills. Hayden, langer, fleming, S waugh, M waugh, R waugh make up the batting line up and clarke, katich, lehman and mills make up the bowling line up. As gilly couldn?t be reached, Austin Poweregeeks Shaq O'Neal was bought in as keeper. The ROW team is hoping that his body will be able to stop any balls that go behind the stumps. The latest news from the ground is that Ganguly has lost the toss and Mills chose to bat first on what appears to be a great batting track. But Ganguly, who has now lost 19 tosses in a row, has appealed Mills decision to chose the side of the coin with the BCCI honorary dictator Dalmiya and ICC president Aktar and had the toss over turned and has chosen to bowl first. Well, let?s take our seats before the 1st ball is bowled.

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