Guest dada_rocks Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Let's face English. English is a strange language!!! There is no egg in the eggplant, no ham in the hamburger and neither pine, nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England, French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted. But if we examine its paradoxes we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers write, how come fingers don't fing. If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth. If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Why do people recite at a play yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and drive on parkways. You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a house can burn up as it burns down and in which you fill in a form by filling it out. And a bell is only heard once it goes! English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which of course isn't a race at all). That is why when the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out they are invisible. And why it is that when I wind up my watch it starts but when I wind up this story it ends? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? Why horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called "Poles", why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?" Try to answer these... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gator Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Re: English is bhery bhery phunny language hahahaha... have come across this before... maybe it originated as a borrowed-words kind of language and some of its ancestry can also be traced to some tribal dialects, and hence no symmetry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dada_rocks Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Re: English is bhery bhery phunny language what irks me most is the funny business of phonetically silent letters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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