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u tha besht morris!! lub ju! :icflove:
:--D Remember, this is what happens if you greet usual ram and gunshyam in the usual british style 'hi my lovely.. how are you doing today? Is the cup of tea any good darling?' etc..:D
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excerpts from the hood

(2010.01.30 - 00:01:30)  yaar main toh sirf CG ko pasand karta hu 
(2010.01.30 - 00:01:39)  
(2010.01.30 - 00:01:55)  
(2010.01.30 - 00:02:16)  isko dekh, sabko bhul jayega
(2010.01.30 - 00:02:17)  BB kuch chakar chalana
(2010.01.30 - 00:02:27)  haramkhor
(2010.01.30 - 00:02:36)  woh shaadi-suda hain 
(2010.01.30 - 00:02:38)  lol
(2010.01.30 - 00:02:50)  hahahaa
(2010.01.30 - 00:03:05)  uska ek bachha bhi hain.... tujhse ek saal bada (he's 9) 
(2010.01.30 - 00:03:07)  kaun bola
(2010.01.30 - 00:03:12)  saale shubsy, tere umar ki uska ek beta hai
(2010.01.30 - 00:03:19)  besharam
(2010.01.30 - 00:03:22)  i m 18
(2010.01.30 - 00:03:28)  ghanta
(2010.01.30 - 00:03:30)  yehi sanskar hai tumhare
(2010.01.30 - 00:03:41)  LOL
(2010.01.30 - 00:03:41)  ow, cg's son is 22
(2010.01.30 - 00:04:17)  Benitez to Juve ? 
(2010.01.30 - 00:04:19)  tujhe kaise pata
(2010.01.30 - 00:04:51)  I know cg personally, mein aur woh ek hi kheti mein kaam karte the Kenya mein
(2010.01.30 - 00:05:06)  then i moved to mumbai and she to london
(2010.01.30 - 00:05:58)  main phecle janam mein CG ka husband tha
(2010.01.30 - 00:06:12)  lol
(2010.01.30 - 00:06:30)  i want her back
(2010.01.30 - 00:06:34)  brigade, record this chat convo, CG ko PM kar denge 
(2010.01.30 - 00:06:42)  
(2010.01.30 - 00:06:58)  ****, laptop ki battery jaa rahi hai yaar
(2010.01.30 - 00:07:38)  plugin kar
(2010.01.30 - 00:08:18)  ghar pe hai charger, I am at my bro's place for the weekend, bhaagna padega ghar
(2010.01.30 - 00:08:25)  brb

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maybe people don't get what happened here. 1. There was a blind passenger who had a guide dog with him. 2. The pilot walked out of the plan with the guide dog. So people thought that the pilot was blind and they panicked. So yes, there is an element of humor. but as sachinism said, it needs to be narrated better.
I think above is a better joke :haha:
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excerpts from the hood
(2010.01.30 - 00:01:30)  yaar main toh sirf CG ko pasand karta hu 
(2010.01.30 - 00:01:39)  
(2010.01.30 - 00:01:55)  
(2010.01.30 - 00:02:16)  isko dekh, sabko bhul jayega
(2010.01.30 - 00:02:17)  BB kuch chakar chalana
(2010.01.30 - 00:02:27)  haramkhor
(2010.01.30 - 00:02:36)  woh shaadi-suda hain 
(2010.01.30 - 00:02:38)  lol
(2010.01.30 - 00:02:50)  hahahaa
(2010.01.30 - 00:03:05)  uska ek bachha bhi hain.... tujhse ek saal bada (he's 9) 
(2010.01.30 - 00:03:07)  kaun bola
(2010.01.30 - 00:03:12)  saale shubsy, tere umar ki uska ek beta hai
(2010.01.30 - 00:03:19)  besharam
(2010.01.30 - 00:03:22)  i m 18
(2010.01.30 - 00:03:28)  ghanta
(2010.01.30 - 00:03:30)  yehi sanskar hai tumhare
(2010.01.30 - 00:03:41)  LOL
(2010.01.30 - 00:03:41)  ow, cg's son is 22
(2010.01.30 - 00:04:17)  Benitez to Juve ? 
(2010.01.30 - 00:04:19)  tujhe kaise pata
(2010.01.30 - 00:04:51)  I know cg personally, mein aur woh ek hi kheti mein kaam karte the Kenya mein
(2010.01.30 - 00:05:06)  then i moved to mumbai and she to london
(2010.01.30 - 00:05:58)  main phecle janam mein CG ka husband tha
(2010.01.30 - 00:06:12)  lol
(2010.01.30 - 00:06:30)  i want her back
(2010.01.30 - 00:06:34)  brigade, record this chat convo, CG ko PM kar denge 
(2010.01.30 - 00:06:42)  
(2010.01.30 - 00:06:58)  ****, laptop ki battery jaa rahi hai yaar
(2010.01.30 - 00:07:38)  plugin kar
(2010.01.30 - 00:08:18)  ghar pe hai charger, I am at my bro's place for the weekend, bhaagna padega ghar
(2010.01.30 - 00:08:25)  brb

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