punjabiplaya Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnterTheVoid Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Paki teletubbies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhr123 Posted March 24, 2010 Author Share Posted March 24, 2010 What Is The Difference Between Stress, Tension And Panic? Stess Is When Wife Is Pregnant, Tension Is When Girlfriend Is Pregnant, Panic Is When Both Are Pegnant :) ********************************************* Sardar Ji: “Carpenter Bed Zara Majboot Banana Mere Munde Ne Bahu Pe Chadna Hai.” Carpenter: “Aisa Majboot Bed Banaunga Ki Sara Mohalla Bhi Bahu Pe Chad Jaaye To Bhi Kuch Nahi Tutega.“ ******************************************* Ek Banda Bus Mein Safar Kar Raha Thha Aur Ciggerete Pee Raha Thha. Conducter Bola: “No Smoking Ka Board Nahi Dikhta Kya?” Man Replied: “Uske Side Mein ‘Always Wear Condome’ Ka Bhi Board Laga Hai, Vo Bhi Laga Ke Bethoo“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Yeh sune hue hain, kuchh naya laao yaar, phir bhi achhey hain :giggle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhr123 Posted March 28, 2010 Author Share Posted March 28, 2010 Chaman Bhai Ek area mein Bhai rehta hai, Chaman Bhai.. Ab uskey area mein jo bhi koi lafda hota hai to police se pehle Chaman Bhai ki adalat mein jaata hai....Ek baar Chaman Bhai ke area mein rape ho jata hai, aur jisney game bajayi hoti hai ukso pakad ke Chaman Bhai ke paas leke jatey hain... Chaman Bhai pehley to bahut shanti se, style mein, us sey baat karta hai... kuch is tarah se... Chaman : Kya re ? Tere ko maloom nahi yeh apun ka area hai? Mujrim : Haan maloom hai na bhai. Chaman : Phir kaisey himmat ki rape karne ki apun ke area mein? Mujrim : Ab kya boloon bhai, kismat kharab thi. Chaman : Chal mere ko sub kuch sach sach bata kya aur kaisey hua? Mujrim : Abhi kya na... Idhar naake pe apun paan khaney ke liye aaya... Chaman : Phir ? Murjim : Apun khade hokey paan kharela tha... aur utney mein samney wali building pe apun ki nazar gayi... Chaman : Aage bol Mujrim : Udhar teesrey maaley pe ek chikni khadi hui thi Chaman : Phir kya hua ? Mujrim : Apun ko aisa laga ke usney ishaara kiya aaney ke liye.. Chaman : Phir tuney kya kiya ? Mujrim : Apun socha ke kuch kaam hoyenga usko.... to apun builidng ke neeche gaya Chaman : Phir ? Mujrim : Usney Isharey se apun ko upar bulaaya... apun seedi chadte yehich sochrela tha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : Chal fatafat aagey bol Mujrim : Apun ne usko jaakey bola.... kya kaam hai.. kaiko ishara kiya apun ko? Chaman : Phir ? Mujrim : Phir kya bhai, apun ko usney ghar ke andar kheech liya Chaman : (Excited) Phir ? Mujrim : Apun ghar me to chala gaya lekin soch raha tha ki "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : Aagey bol Mujrim : Usney apun ka haath pakad liya Chaman : Accha... Phir? Mujrim : Sachchi bolta hai bhai haath pakadtey hi apun phir socha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : Phir kya hua ? Mujrim : Phir kya tha... Usney bola chikney meri pyaas bujha de Chaman : Phir tu kya bola (Getting Excited) ? Mujrim : Apun kya bolta, usne a! pna duppata neechey gira diya Chaman : To phir kya hua ? Mujrim : Apun ke dimag ki dahi ho gaya, kya mommey (boobs) they saali ke...lekin bhai phir bhi apun socha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : Phir tuney kya kiya ? Mujrim : Apun bola ek-do kiss karega aur chala jayega..... zyada boli to body kaam karenga lekin engine nahi kholney ka.... Aakhir, "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : Toh phir ? Mujrim : Usney apun ko kheech liya.... sacchi bolta hai bhai aisi katil jawaani apun akkhi life me nahi dekha. Chaman : Haan, woh to hai.... Tu aage bol (Starts to heat up) Mujrim : Phir kya tha.... apun ne kiss kiya, mommey (boobs) bhi dabaya.... lekin imaan se bolta hai, soch raha tha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : Aagey bol ? Mujrim : Phir usney apni kameez utar di Chaman : Phir ? Mujrim : Phir salwar, lekin apun ke dil me ekich khayal aa raha tha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : Aagey aagey ? Mujrim : phir blouse aur chaddi saali ne sab utar di Chaman : sahi mein? Mujrim : phir meri pant keech li Chaman : Accha ? Mujrim : meri underwear mein haath dal diya Chaman : oh !! Mujrim : chaddi utar di meri, lekin apun phir bhi socha "Chaman Bhai k! a area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : (Getting frustrated).. Mujrim : Phir woh haath phiraaney lagi Chaman : (Half Boiling) Mujrim : phir mooh ghumaaney lagi..... phir bhi apun yehi soch raha tha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman: (About to blast) Aagey... aagey bol saley.... Mujrim: Chumney Chatney lagi bhaaaaiiii.....lekin bhai kasam se......main yehi soch raha tha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman: Abey teri to.... Chaman Bhai Gaya Maa Ch*daney..... tu aage bol ! Mujrim : Yehich...... yehich - apun ne bhi yehi socha bhai.....aur game baja dala.!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkt.india Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 :haha::haha::haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" :hysterical: :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: MHR is a Legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhr123 Posted March 30, 2010 Author Share Posted March 30, 2010 Ek Lady Pet Shop Mein Tota Kharidne Ke Liye Gayi Shopkeeper: “Madam, Ye Tota Le Lijiye Ye Tota Insaano Ki Tarha Bolta Hai” Lady Ne Hairan Ho Kar Tote Se Pucha: “Acha Fir Ye Batao Ki Main Tumhe Kaisi Lagti Hun?” Tota: “Ek Number Ki R@@nd Lagti Ho” Aurat Ko Gussa Aya Aur Shopkeeper Se Boli: “Ye Tota To Gaali Deta Hai” Shopkeeper Ne Excuse Me Kaha Aur Tote Ko Ander Le Gaya Aur Usko Khoob Mara Aur Tote Se Pucha Ki Ab Gaali Dega To Tote Ne Darte Hue Jawab Diya Ki Ab Nahi Dunga Shopkeeper Ne Bahar Aakr Lady Se Kaha: “Lijiye Ab Baat Kijiye Ab Nahi Gali Dega” Lady: “Agar Mere Ghar Par Mere Sath Ek Aadmi Aye To Tum Kya Sochoge?” Tota: “Tumhara Pati Hoga” Lady: “Agr Do Aadmi Aaye To?” Tota: “Tumhara Pati Aur Devar” Lady: “Agar Teen Aaye To?” Tota: “Tumhara Pati ,Devar, Aur Bhai” Lady: “Agar Char Aadmi Aaye To?” Tota Darr Kar Shopkeeper Ki Taraf Hath Jod Kar Bola “Sir Ji Maine To Pehle Hi Kaha Thha Ki Ye R@@nd Hai“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 lol....the above one reminded me of the following joke: A woman goes to buy a parrot. The shopkeeper shows her all the parrots but there is one parrot is in a cage in a corner that the shopkeeper avoids. The lady gets curious and asks about the parrot. The shopkeeper says "Madam, this parrot was in a brothel for a long time till there was a police raid and everyone got arrested. I am afraid it has learned all the bad languages in the brothel. It's not fit for a decent household." The lady goes to temple everyday, is very kind hearted. She thinks the parrot deserves some good treatment and training. She wants to buy it. The shopkeeper puts a cover on the parrot's cage to keep it from swearing. The lady takes it to home and uncovers the cage. The parrot says "Wow a new brothel". Then it sees the lady and says "wow, a new brothel and a new wh**e." The lady is embarrassed but thinks that a bit of training would teach the parrot the right things. A while later the lady's teenage daughter comes home. The parrot sees her and says "Wow, a new brothel, a new wh**e* and a new sl*t." The girl screams and her mom tells her everything and assures her that a bit of training would make everything right. In the evening the lady's husband comes home. The parrot sees him and says "wow, a new brothel, a new wh**e, a new sl*t and the same old customer!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 ^:hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhr123 Posted March 30, 2010 Author Share Posted March 30, 2010 lol.. Domo.. one of the best i heard for sometime... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dev.goswami Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 lol....the above one reminded me of the following joke: A woman goes to buy a parrot. The shopkeeper shows her all the parrots but there is one parrot is in a cage in a corner that the shopkeeper avoids. The lady gets curious and asks about the parrot. The shopkeeper says "Madam, this parrot was in a brothel for a long time till there was a police raid and everyone got arrested. I am afraid it has learned all the bad languages in the brothel. It's not fit for a decent household." The lady goes to temple everyday, is very kind hearted. She thinks the parrot deserves some good treatment and training. She wants to buy it. The shopkeeper puts a cover on the parrot's cage to keep it from swearing. The lady takes it to home and uncovers the cage. The parrot says "Wow a new brothel". Then it sees the lady and says "wow, a new brothel and a new wh**e." The lady is embarrassed but thinks that a bit of training would teach the parrot the right things. A while later the lady's teenage daughter comes home. The parrot sees her and says "Wow, a new brothel, a new wh**e* and a new sl*t." The girl screams and her mom tells her everything and assures her that a bit of training would make everything right. In the evening the lady's husband comes home. The parrot sees him and says "wow, a new brothel, a new wh**e, a new sl*t and the same old customer!" :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhr123 Posted December 4, 2010 Author Share Posted December 4, 2010 One day husband and wife fought with each other reasoning with whom their son is affectionate with.. After some arguments they planned to throw a stone on him if their son shouts "MUMMY" then mother wins or if he shouts"PAPA" then father wins.. By hiding behind a tree the boy's parents threw a stone on him.. then the b...oy shouted " ABE KAUN HAI BE Teri Maa ke ****!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachin=GOD Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Chaman Bhai Chaman: Abey teri to.... Chaman Bhai Gaya Maa Ch*daney..... tu aage bol ! Mujrim : Yehich...... yehich - apun ne bhi yehi socha bhai.....aur game baja dala.!!! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 This corner needs to be revived MHR :orderorder: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhr123 Posted January 24, 2011 Author Share Posted January 24, 2011 Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi Ladkewale: "ladka clerk hai, 4000 pagaar hai - aur 15000 ooper se kamata hai." ladkiwale :"ladki nurse hai, 2500 pagaar hai - aur 50000 niche se kamati hai." ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ A doctor gets a visit from a patient who is not able to get an erection... Doctor: Are you married? Patient: No. Doctor: Do you masturbate? Patient: No. Doctor: Do you visit prostitutes? Patient: No. Doctor: Do you have girlfriends? Patient: No. Doctor: To phir khada karke kya calender taangega? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asterix Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi Ladkewale: "ladka clerk hai, 4000 pagaar hai - aur 15000 ooper se kamata hai." ladkiwale :"ladki nurse hai, 2500 pagaar hai - aur 50000 niche se kamati hai." ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ A doctor gets a visit from a patient who is not able to get an erection... Doctor: Are you married? Patient: No. Doctor: Do you masturbate? Patient: No. Doctor: Do you visit prostitutes? Patient: No. Doctor: Do you have girlfriends? Patient: No. Doctor: To phir khada karke kya calender taangega? :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cндябеяs Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Chaman Bhai Ek area mein Bhai rehta hai, Chaman Bhai.. Ab uskey area mein jo bhi koi lafda hota hai to police se pehle Chaman Bhai ki adalat mein jaata hai....Ek baar Chaman Bhai ke area mein **** ho jata hai, aur jisney game bajayi hoti hai ukso pakad ke Chaman Bhai ke paas leke jatey hain... Chaman Bhai pehley to bahut shanti se, style mein, us sey baat karta hai... kuch is tarah se... Chaman : Kya re ? Tere ko maloom nahi yeh apun ka area hai? Mujrim : Haan maloom hai na bhai. Chaman : Phir kaisey himmat ki **** karne ki apun ke area mein? Mujrim : Ab kya boloon bhai, kismat kharab thi. Chaman : Chal mere ko sub kuch sach sach bata kya aur kaisey hua? Mujrim : Abhi kya na... Idhar naake pe apun paan khaney ke liye aaya... Chaman : Phir ? Murjim : Apun khade hokey paan kharela tha... aur utney mein samney wali building pe apun ki nazar gayi... Chaman : Aage bol Mujrim : Udhar teesrey maaley pe ek chikni khadi hui thi Chaman : Phir kya hua ? Mujrim : Apun ko aisa laga ke usney ishaara kiya aaney ke liye.. Chaman : Phir tuney kya kiya ? Mujrim : Apun socha ke kuch kaam hoyenga usko.... to apun builidng ke neeche gaya Chaman : Phir ? Mujrim : Usney Isharey se apun ko upar bulaaya... apun seedi chadte yehich sochrela tha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : Chal fatafat aagey bol Mujrim : Apun ne usko jaakey bola.... kya kaam hai.. kaiko ishara kiya apun ko? Chaman : Phir ? Mujrim : Phir kya bhai, apun ko usney ghar ke andar kheech liya Chaman : (Excited) Phir ? Mujrim : Apun ghar me to chala gaya lekin soch raha tha ki "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : Aagey bol Mujrim : Usney apun ka haath pakad liya Chaman : Accha... Phir? Mujrim : Sachchi bolta hai bhai haath pakadtey hi apun phir socha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : Phir kya hua ? Mujrim : Phir kya tha... Usney bola chikney meri pyaas bujha de Chaman : Phir tu kya bola (Getting Excited) ? Mujrim : Apun kya bolta, usne a! pna duppata neechey gira diya Chaman : To phir kya hua ? Mujrim : Apun ke dimag ki dahi ho gaya, kya mommey (boobs) they saali ke...lekin bhai phir bhi apun socha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : Phir tuney kya kiya ? Mujrim : Apun bola ek-do kiss karega aur chala jayega..... zyada boli to body kaam karenga lekin engine nahi kholney ka.... Aakhir, "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : Toh phir ? Mujrim : Usney apun ko kheech liya.... sacchi bolta hai bhai aisi katil jawaani apun akkhi life me nahi dekha. Chaman : Haan, woh to hai.... Tu aage bol (Starts to heat up) Mujrim : Phir kya tha.... apun ne kiss kiya, mommey (boobs) bhi dabaya.... lekin imaan se bolta hai, soch raha tha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : Aagey bol ? Mujrim : Phir usney apni kameez utar di Chaman : Phir ? Mujrim : Phir salwar, lekin apun ke dil me ekich khayal aa raha tha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : Aagey aagey ? Mujrim : phir blouse aur chaddi saali ne sab utar di Chaman : sahi mein? Mujrim : phir meri pant keech li Chaman : Accha ? Mujrim : meri underwear mein haath dal diya Chaman : oh !! Mujrim : chaddi utar di meri, lekin apun phir bhi socha "Chaman Bhai k! a area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : (Getting frustrated).. Mujrim : Phir woh haath phiraaney lagi Chaman : (Half Boiling) Mujrim : phir mooh ghumaaney lagi..... phir bhi apun yehi soch raha tha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman: (About to blast) Aagey... aagey bol saley.... Mujrim: Chumney Chatney lagi bhaaaaiiii.....lekin bhai kasam se......main yehi soch raha tha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman: Abey teri to.... Chaman Bhai Gaya Maa Ch*daney..... tu aage bol ! Mujrim : Yehich...... yehich - apun ne bhi yehi socha bhai.....aur game baja dala.!!! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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