Lord Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 In the services of investigative journalism we bugged Danny Morrison communist-regime style recently. Here's a transcript of what was recorded before the batteries died. The breakfast table. Morrison spots Manish Pandey, and as is his wont, screams to attract attention. Morrison: Hey, Pandee! Pandey: Oh, fancy seeing you here, Mr Maorison, sir. Morrison: I'm no Maori, son. I'm Morrison. Pandey: And I'm no Pandee. I'm Pandey. Morrison: That's exactly what I said, Pandee. Pandey: Pan-dey. Paan, as in betel leaf. Morrison: Er, the Beatles were never my thing - too esoteric. Their only good song was "Helter Skelter". I can use the words from that one during commentary when you are batting. [chuckles] My favourites were UB40. How wonderful they were at the IPL opening ceremony… [starts singing] I can't help falling in love... Pandey: [Tearing his freshly gelled hair] Pan-dey. Pan rhymes with, umm, butter naan, and dey with day. Morrison: Oh, butter naan. Excellent bread, I tell you. India is such an exotic country. I love the idiosyncrasies, the diversities. Especially how much you love your food. Even kids are named after naans. A silence, which is broken by Morrison, as usual Morrison: What a shame, though. The visual imagery that "Pandee" used to create in my mind was so nice. Just like the Double Ds. Pandey: Yeah, whatever. Morrison: So how's your team-mate, Virat Coolie? Pandey: That's Kohli, $#**&@ Because of technical reasons, the name Pandey calls Morrison here is not recorded clearly. It is either an abusive term in Hindi or the name of an animal. Matthew Hayden, who is having breakfast nearby, overhears and intervenes. Hayden: Hey, you called him a monkey. That's racial vilification, mate. Pandey: No, I said teri maa ki…. Morrison:: You said monkey, we both heard it. I'll take you to court, mate. I'll sue you for DLF Maximum damage, I'll make you pay high and handsome for your loose deliveries, and when the judge throws the kitchen sink at you, it will be my Citi Under-23 Success. Hayden: Under-23, mate? Morrison: Well, he is under 23, and I am a success. Hayden: Ha, that was funny. High five. Pandey: Wait a minute. How will you ever prove anything? Hayden: Of course, I'll testify. Morrison: Good on ya, mate. You're a rock star. Pandey: But Sachin Tendulkar is not here. And as long as he hasn't heard it, it's not the truth. No court of law will accept it. Morrison: Oh no, we dominated this game, but with this late Citi Moment of Success, Pandee has had the last laugh again. Pandey and Hayden: [in chorus]: Oh come on, it's Pandey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkt.india Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 :haha::haha::haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Fabulous one Lord Cant stop laughing :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mastana Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 @Lord did you write that? :clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ritwik Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 From Cricinfo Page 2. Siddharth Monga is the writer, I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Still fabulous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roshanrocks Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 :D jhakaaaaaaaaaaaaas taali bajaao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HowardRoark Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Very Funny :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViruRulez Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 awesome Lord .. did you create that yourself .. you should seriously take up professional writing if you wrote it yourself :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gult Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 virat coolie :D:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gunner_Mania Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 From Cricinfo Page 2. Siddharth Monga is the writer' date=' I believe.[/quote'] awesome Lord .. did you create that yourself .. you should seriously take up professional writing if you wrote it yourself :hysterical: :headshake: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner_Mania Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Very funny though :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Posted March 26, 2010 Author Share Posted March 26, 2010 @Lord did you write that? :clap: awesome Lord .. did you create that yourself .. you should seriously take up professional writing if you wrote it yourself :hysterical: thanks guys.but it Sidharth Monga who deserves all the credit. read it on CI Page 2 n thought of sharing it:--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mastana Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 thanks guys.but it Sidharth Monga who deserves all the credit. read it on CI Page 2 n thought of sharing it:--D kya thanks guys. Jab tumne likha hi nahi. :finger: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Posted March 26, 2010 Author Share Posted March 26, 2010 kya thanks guys. Jab tumne likha hi nahi. :finger: so what?they were appreciating me thinking i have written it.i am thanking them for thier appreciation even though it was mistaken:dontknow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Mastana is :fail: Saala khud ungli aise dkha raha hai jaise 100-200 article likhe hai :finger: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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