Abdul Haq-Pakistan's new speedstar

[Baasir]

Abdul Haq,who was born in Wazirstan,played some cricket at under 19 level and then poverty forced him to abandon cricket and he went to Abu Dhabi and was working as a heavy truck driver in Abu Dhabi.He impressed Pakistani coach Waqar and Aqib with his express pace at Abu Dhabi when he was bowling with pak team during the recently concluded series and was subsequently called upon at NCA Lahore.He is now training with pak team at Lahore.Waqa who himself was a speedstar at early in his career and has also been around with akhtar,must have seen somthing extra ordinary in him regarding pace.Haq is said to bowling at high 90s mph.That is serious pace.World may well see a new speedster at WC, The Wazirstan Express.It seems Pakistan pace battery will never cease.

[Jersey #10]

Pakistani bowlers and "speedsters" are as follows The CHARAS AND GANJHA MAN The GENITAL WARTS MAN THE YOUNG MATCH FIXER THE BALL EATING MONSTER I wonder what miracle this new "speedster" will do.

[vaibhav_delhi]

The Jacket Man

[sandeep]

Jamdul-ul-Bashir-ul-katloo-ul-ulloo is the next pace sensation waiting to burst upon the cricket scene. He was discovered running at rapid pace in the mountains near tora-bora - trying to hit the drones in the sky with stones. Impressed with his powerful chucking motions, Pakistan coach-at-large Imran-ur-playboy-ur-pseudo-politician, called up the current General in charge and requested that he be inducted into the Pak NCA immediately. Speaking to the famous JANGIA news agency, coach Fatqar younis said - "Jamdul is still a raw talunt - but his jazba-junoon is unmatched. Contrary to other phaasht throwers, we have to tell him to slow down in practice, because sometimes he runs so phaasht his chaadis start smoking due to the high friction. Its either that, or the poyzz have been doing some extra training in academy locker rooms with the new launda before practices". With talunted speedsters like Jamdul rising up on a regular basis, and also PCB's valiant and soon to be successful efforts to require home-umpire advantage for Pakistan tests (alhamdulliilallluuullaaaaluuuullilalah) - its only a matter of time until Pakistan climbs up to unprecedented 5th spot in the test ratings.

[Laaloo]

[asterix]

It has to be seen if he is a blower or a bowler from Waziristan..

[vaibhav_delhi]

Jamdul-ul-Bashir-ul-katloo-ul-ulloo is the next pace sensation waiting to burst upon the cricket scene. He was discovered running at rapid pace in the mountains near tora-bora - trying to hit the drones in the sky with stones. Impressed with his powerful chucking motions, Pakistan coach-at-large Imran-ur-playboy-ur-pseudo-politician, called up the current General in charge and requested that he be inducted into the Pak NCA immediately. Speaking to the famous JANGIA news agency, coach Fatqar younis said - "Jamdul is still a raw talunt - but his jazba-junoon is unmatched. Contrary to other phaasht throwers, we have to tell him to slow down in practice, because sometimes he runs so phaasht his chaadis start smoking due to the high friction. Its either that, or the poyzz have been doing some extra training in academy locker rooms with the new launda before practices". With talunted speedsters like Jamdul rising up on a regular basis, and also PCB's valiant and soon to be successful efforts to require home-umpire advantage for Pakistan tests (alhamdulliilallluuullaaaaluuuullilalah) - its only a matter of time until Pakistan climbs up to unprecedented 5th spot in the test ratings.

:hysterical::hysterical: I thought the new agency was called JHANTU.

[Dinx - the Jinx]

Jamdul-ul-Bashir-ul-katloo-ul-ulloo is the next pace sensation waiting to burst upon the cricket scene. He was discovered running at rapid pace in the mountains near tora-bora - trying to hit the drones in the sky with stones. Impressed with his powerful chucking motions, Pakistan coach-at-large Imran-ur-playboy-ur-pseudo-politician, called up the current General in charge and requested that he be inducted into the Pak NCA immediately. Speaking to the famous JANGIA news agency, coach Fatqar younis said - "Jamdul is still a raw talunt - but his jazba-junoon is unmatched. Contrary to other phaasht throwers, we have to tell him to slow down in practice, because sometimes he runs so phaasht his chaadis start smoking due to the high friction. Its either that, or the poyzz have been doing some extra training in academy locker rooms with the new launda before practices". With talunted speedsters like Jamdul rising up on a regular basis, and also PCB's valiant and soon to be successful efforts to require home-umpire advantage for Pakistan tests (alhamdulliilallluuullaaaaluuuullilalah) - its only a matter of time until Pakistan climbs up to unprecedented 5th spot in the test ratings.

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: excellent man.

[King Tendulkar]

Jamdul-ul-Bashir-ul-katloo-ul-ulloo is the next pace sensation waiting to burst upon the cricket scene. He was discovered running at rapid pace in the mountains near tora-bora - trying to hit the drones in the sky with stones. Impressed with his powerful chucking motions, Pakistan coach-at-large Imran-ur-playboy-ur-pseudo-politician, called up the current General in charge and requested that he be inducted into the Pak NCA immediately. Speaking to the famous JANGIA news agency, coach Fatqar younis said - "Jamdul is still a raw talunt - but his jazba-junoon is unmatched. Contrary to other phaasht throwers, we have to tell him to slow down in practice, because sometimes he runs so phaasht his chaadis start smoking due to the high friction. Its either that, or the poyzz have been doing some extra training in academy locker rooms with the new launda before practices". With talunted speedsters like Jamdul rising up on a regular basis, and also PCB's valiant and soon to be successful efforts to require home-umpire advantage for Pakistan tests (alhamdulliilallluuullaaaaluuuullilalah) - its only a matter of time until Pakistan climbs up to unprecedented 5th spot in the test ratings.

:hysterical:

[akshayxyz]

Who is this "Genital Warts" guy? And how did one figure that out?

[vaibhav_delhi]

Who is this "Genital Warts" guy? And how did one figure that out?

shoaib akhtar. google it

[Sachin=GOD]

Jamdul-ul-Bashir-ul-katloo-ul-ulloo is the next pace sensation waiting to burst upon the cricket scene. He was discovered running at rapid pace in the mountains near tora-bora - trying to hit the drones in the sky with stones. Impressed with his powerful chucking motions, Pakistan coach-at-large Imran-ur-playboy-ur-pseudo-politician, called up the current General in charge and requested that he be inducted into the Pak NCA immediately. Speaking to the famous JANGIA news agency, coach Fatqar younis said - "Jamdul is still a raw talunt - but his jazba-junoon is unmatched. Contrary to other phaasht throwers, we have to tell him to slow down in practice, because sometimes he runs so phaasht his chaadis start smoking due to the high friction. Its either that, or the poyzz have been doing some extra training in academy locker rooms with the new launda before practices". With talunted speedsters like Jamdul rising up on a regular basis, and also PCB's valiant and soon to be successful efforts to require home-umpire advantage for Pakistan tests (alhamdulliilallluuullaaaaluuuullilalah) - its only a matter of time until Pakistan climbs up to unprecedented 5th spot in the test ratings.

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[hari504504]

Doesn't matter which country.. it is quite sad when someone talented is forced out of a sport due to poverty.. will always support these kindof underdogs..

[Pak_Forever]

No need to post about a 'maybe' promising bowler here. Whats more funny are the usual generalizing non-sense replies you see here when its to Pakistani players.

[Sir john]

:bubblegum: any photo of speedstar:hmmmm:

[Texy]

Jamdul-ul-Bashir-ul-katloo-ul-ulloo is the next pace sensation waiting to burst upon the cricket scene. He was discovered running at rapid pace in the mountains near tora-bora - trying to hit the drones in the sky with stones. Impressed with his powerful chucking motions, Pakistan coach-at-large Imran-ur-playboy-ur-pseudo-politician, called up the current General in charge and requested that he be inducted into the Pak NCA immediately. Speaking to the famous JANGIA news agency, coach Fatqar younis said - "Jamdul is still a raw talunt - but his jazba-junoon is unmatched. Contrary to other phaasht throwers, we have to tell him to slow down in practice, because sometimes he runs so phaasht his chaadis start smoking due to the high friction. Its either that, or the poyzz have been doing some extra training in academy locker rooms with the new launda before practices". With talunted speedsters like Jamdul rising up on a regular basis, and also PCB's valiant and soon to be successful efforts to require home-umpire advantage for Pakistan tests (alhamdulliilallluuullaaaaluuuullilalah) - its only a matter of time until Pakistan climbs up to unprecedented 5th spot in the test ratings.

ZOMG...:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hail: ---can this be recommended for POTW

[yoda]

Jamdul-ul-Bashir-ul-katloo-ul-ulloo is the next pace sensation waiting to burst upon the cricket scene. He was discovered running at rapid pace in the mountains near tora-bora - trying to hit the drones in the sky with stones. Impressed with his powerful chucking motions, Pakistan coach-at-large Imran-ur-playboy-ur-pseudo-politician, called up the current General in charge and requested that he be inducted into the Pak NCA immediately. Speaking to the famous JANGIA news agency, coach Fatqar younis said - "Jamdul is still a raw talunt - but his jazba-junoon is unmatched. Contrary to other phaasht throwers, we have to tell him to slow down in practice, because sometimes he runs so phaasht his chaadis start smoking due to the high friction. Its either that, or the poyzz have been doing some extra training in academy locker rooms with the new launda before practices". With talunted speedsters like Jamdul rising up on a regular basis, and also PCB's valiant and soon to be successful efforts to require home-umpire advantage for Pakistan tests (alhamdulliilallluuullaaaaluuuullilalah) - its only a matter of time until Pakistan climbs up to unprecedented 5th spot in the test ratings.

:hysterical:

[The Outsider]

Jamdul-ul-Bashir-ul-katloo-ul-ulloo is the next pace sensation waiting to burst upon the cricket scene. He was discovered running at rapid pace in the mountains near tora-bora - trying to hit the drones in the sky with stones. Impressed with his powerful chucking motions, Pakistan coach-at-large Imran-ur-playboy-ur-pseudo-politician, called up the current General in charge and requested that he be inducted into the Pak NCA immediately. Speaking to the famous JANGIA news agency, coach Fatqar younis said - "Jamdul is still a raw talunt - but his jazba-junoon is unmatched. Contrary to other phaasht throwers, we have to tell him to slow down in practice, because sometimes he runs so phaasht his chaadis start smoking due to the high friction. Its either that, or the poyzz have been doing some extra training in academy locker rooms with the new launda before practices". With talunted speedsters like Jamdul rising up on a regular basis, and also PCB's valiant and soon to be successful efforts to require home-umpire advantage for Pakistan tests (alhamdulliilallluuullaaaaluuuullilalah) - its only a matter of time until Pakistan climbs up to unprecedented 5th spot in the test ratings.

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[Mamu]

:bubblegum: any photo of speedstar:hmmmm:

[rahulrulezz]

Jamdul-ul-Bashir-ul-katloo-ul-ulloo is the next pace sensation waiting to burst upon the cricket scene. He was discovered running at rapid pace in the mountains near tora-bora - trying to hit the drones in the sky with stones. Impressed with his powerful chucking motions, Pakistan coach-at-large Imran-ur-playboy-ur-pseudo-politician, called up the current General in charge and requested that he be inducted into the Pak NCA immediately. Speaking to the famous JANGIA news agency, coach Fatqar younis said - "Jamdul is still a raw talunt - but his jazba-junoon is unmatched. Contrary to other phaasht throwers, we have to tell him to slow down in practice, because sometimes he runs so phaasht his chaadis start smoking due to the high friction. Its either that, or the poyzz have been doing some extra training in academy locker rooms with the new launda before practices". With talunted speedsters like Jamdul rising up on a regular basis, and also PCB's valiant and soon to be successful efforts to require home-umpire advantage for Pakistan tests (alhamdulliilallluuullaaaaluuuullilalah) - its only a matter of time until Pakistan climbs up to unprecedented 5th spot in the test ratings.

ok its an ugly post but it seriously made me laugh