beetle Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Really Stupid Questions -------------------------------------- The best of those stupid, dumb, funny, witty and silly questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your laugh, and some are just plain stupid... Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it? Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass? Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive? If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? What was the best thing before sliced bread? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Re: Really Stupid Questions :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Re: Really Stupid Questions good stuff. :wtg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesiChap Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Re: Really Stupid Questions :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Re: Really Stupid Questions Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? I've always wondered about that one... as well as the yogurt. Why is there an expiration date? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted November 22, 2006 Author Share Posted November 22, 2006 Re: Really Stupid Questions Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it? >>>so true :lmao: If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? >>>good ones... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? ...this i get so often in school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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