Aqua Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 A man wanted to commit suicide. To make sure he did the job, he got a bottle of poison, a rope, a gun, some gasoline and matches. Pouring the gasoline all over his clothing, he climbed a tree and crawled out on a branch overhanging a lake. He hung himself from the limb, drank the poison, set his clothes on fire, and then shot himself. Alas! He missed his head, the bullet hit the rope, he fell into the water, and the water put the flames out. He swallowed so much water that the poison became harmless. Then he had to swim as hard he could in order to save his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shailesh Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Re: Suicide Attempt!!! why did he swim? :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kablooee87 Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Re: Suicide Attempt!!! why did he swim? :huh: because drowning is an excruciating way to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gator Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Re: Suicide Attempt!!! than burning alive????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shailesh Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Re: Suicide Attempt!!! also if he He swallowed so much water that the poison became harmless. , he'd have drowned anyway :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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