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Suicide Attempt!!!


Aqua

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A man wanted to commit suicide. To make sure he did the job, he got a bottle of poison, a rope, a gun, some gasoline and matches. Pouring the gasoline all over his clothing, he climbed a tree and crawled out on a branch overhanging a lake. He hung himself from the limb, drank the poison, set his clothes on fire, and then shot himself. Alas! He missed his head, the bullet hit the rope, he fell into the water, and the water put the flames out. He swallowed so much water that the poison became harmless. Then he had to swim as hard he could in order to save his life.

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