Lurker Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 And so there was this thief who had broken into a house to rob its people. As he was going through the closet looking for valuables he heard a voice "Jesus is watching you". The thief froze in silence, stopped for a minute or two, looked around and then thought maybe it was his conscious talking to him. So he carried on when he heard the voice again "Jesus is watching you". This time he knew something was up. So he started looking around, check who/what was making the sound when he saw a parrot sitting in the cage looking at him. "Woah!! A talking parrot. Whats your name little fella" says the thief "My name is Cornelius" "Cornelius? Who gave that stupid name to a parrot?" "The same person who named his giant Rottweiler Jesus, which by the way is standing right behind you" xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apocalypse Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Re: Talking parrot. lol :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vishwatma Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Talking parrot. hahahaha :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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