zubinpepsi Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 -----Guys don't miss this.................. Element: Woman Symbol: Wo Discoverer: Adam Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg, may vary from 40 - 200 kg Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas Physical properties: 1. Surface usually covered in painted film 2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason 3. Melts if given special treatment 4. Bitter if incorrectly used 5. Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore 6. Yields to pressure applied at correct points Chemical Properties: 1. Has great affinity for gold, silver,and a range of precious stones 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances 3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no reason 4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol 5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man Common Uses: 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation 3. Very effective cleaning agent Tests: 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen Potential Hazards: 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands 2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do no come into direct contact with each other WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE PHYSICAL, MENTAL, AND FINANCIAL DAMAGE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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