FAQ on world cup loss to India

[Bumper]

Did we lose because of the dropped catches bro ? Well bro, you lost because you had to bro. It is the world cup bro. Check your record against India bro. Why do we always lose to India in world cups, bro ? Because bro, these days you only play them in the world cup bro. Dont worry, soon you will also have more opportunities outside of the world cup, bro. Why did Afridi not take the power play sooner bro ? Afridi typically gets out scoring 8 runs at a S/R of 400, bro. So you still need a dozen Afridis to bat out the power plays bro. Does it really matter bro ? Whom should we sack now bro ? Normally after a WC loss against India it is customary to sack the coach & captain bro. But this time you need to sack the keeper also bro. Possibly Misbah (the potential captain), Younis Khan (the former captain) and Razzaq (who is past his use-by-date) bro. Sacking Kamran would also automatically injure Umar Akmal bro. So that is pretty much the entire squad bro. Did we miss Akhtar bro ? Unlikely bro. Akhtar would have likely broken down in his run up bro. Had he survived that, he'd have been battered by Sehwag bro. I'd say the Indian batsmen missed Akhtar more, bro. Afridi still thinks we are a better team bro! Dont worry about him bro. On the up side though, it is encouraging to see he can think bro. PS: More questions will be accepted by PM, bro.

[panesarv]

Whom should we sack now bro ? Normally after a WC loss against India it is customary to sack the coach & captain bro. But this time you need to sack the keeper also bro. Possibly Misbah (the potential captain), Younis Khan (the former captain) and Razzaq (who is past his use-by-date) bro. Sacking Kamran would also automatically injure Umar Akmal bro. So that is pretty much the entire squad bro.

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Good one!

[Prakat]

Awesome, Bro! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: