Aaku Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 kisi ka baaap bhi mera kuch nahi bigaad sakta :ohyeah: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khalpat Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Popular Dialouge during 80's : Beta maine aaj tere pasand ki kheer banayi hai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaggadaku Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Mere kanne chaku ae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desi Cartman Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 I love you... Main tumse pyar karta hoon It has to be said in English and then in Hindi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kooljatt Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 ek ek ko chun-chun ke maroonga ! Ek kagaz pe mohar nahin lagegi to kya tara pakistan nahin jayega ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaggadaku Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Vivek shauq: baap baap hota hai beta beta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Married woman vomits = "Badhai ho, khush kabri hai" Unmarried woman vomits = "Kulta, kalmuhi, bata kiske saath muh kala kiya tune? Ab kaun karega teri chhoti behen se shhadi?" Whenever police reaches in the end - drawing a gun, "handsaap" - this is regardless of the situation. Handsaap goes with the drawing of the gun. That is usually followed by "police ne tum ko chaaro taraf se gher liya hai. Bach ke nikalne ka koi raasta nahi". The above dialogs are usually delivered by the good old Iftkaar - the permanent police inspector in Hindi films. Romance between husband and wife = "Kya kar rahe ho, koi dekh lega" - several times uttered in a closed room. Another silent dialog of cult status is the wife starting to weave a sweater for a baby to symbolically tell the husband that she is pregnant. The husband usually cant understand first and then realizes and says "sach!!???" and the wife blushes and hides her face in his chest. I mean WTF, just tell him dammit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahul Dravid Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Married woman vomits = "Badhai ho, khush kabri hai" Unmarried woman vomits = "Kulta, kalmuhi, bata kiske saath muh kala kiya tune? Ab kaun karega teri chhoti behen se shhadi?" Whenever police reaches in the end - drawing a gun, "handsaap" - this is regardless of the situation. Handsaap goes with the drawing of the gun. That is usually followed by "police ne tum ko chaaro taraf se gher liya hai. Bach ke nikalne ka koi raasta nahi". The above dialogs are usually delivered by the good old Iftkaar - the permanent police inspector in Hindi films. Romance between husband and wife = "Kya kar rahe ho, koi dekh lega" - several times uttered in a closed room. Another silent dialog of cult status is the wife starting to weave a sweater for a baby to symbolically tell the husband that she is pregnant. The husband usually cant understand first and then realizes and says "sach!!???" and the wife blushes and hides her face in his chest. I mean WTF, just tell him dammit. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
achilles Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Another silent dialog of cult status is the wife starting to weave a sweater for a baby to symbolically tell the husband that she is pregnant. The husband usually cant understand first and then realizes and says "sach!!???" and the wife blushes and hides her face in his chest. I mean WTF' date='[b'] just tell him dammit. No no, its a woman-thing. They think guys really like guessing :fail: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prakat Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Mein tumhare maa ki.... I mean... mein tumhare bacche ki... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
achilles Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 ^ :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahul Dravid Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Mein tumhare maa ki.... I mean... mein tumhare bacche ki... hahaha gud one dude :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 No no' date=' its a woman-thing. They think guys really like guessing :fail:[/quote'] Why the F do they blush after sleeping together for months? You watch Hindi movies and you get a feeling that women never get horny. :WTF: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir john Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 teel laga ke of gulshan dharti singh aa gaya bidi pee kee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Vruksh ho bade bhale, ho ghane ho bhale, Ek Patra chhah bhi mang mat, mang mat, mang mat, Agnipath, Agnipath Agnipath; Tu na thamega kabhi tu na mudega kabhi tu na rukega kabhi, Kar shapath, Kar shapath, Kar shapath, Agnipath, Agnipath, Agnipath. Ye Mahan Drushya hain, Chal raha Manushya hain, Ashru, Sweth, Rakta se Latpat Latpat Latpat.. Agnipath, Agnipath, Agnipath. After so many years, the last stanza makes so much sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 I think it was a Shakti kapoor dialogue something like this, Hero ki behen to Villian: bhagwan key liye mujhe shod do Villian: tujhe bhagwan key liye shod kay main bhagwan ka parshad khaoun kya :giggle: :haha::haha: Sunny Deol : Ye Dhaai Kilo ka haath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Why the F do they blush after sleeping together for months? You watch Hindi movies and you get a feeling that women never get horny. :WTF: :D :hysterical: Not just that, the guy is always surprised when someone tells him " Aap baap banne wale ho" after his wife faints or pukes. As if he didn't know the possible implications of that action :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Vruksh ho bade bhale, ho ghane ho bhale, Ek Patra chhah bhi mang mat, mang mat, mang mat, Agnipath, Agnipath Agnipath; Tu na thamega kabhi tu na mudega kabhi tu na rukega kabhi, Kar shapath, Kar shapath, Kar shapath, Agnipath, Agnipath, Agnipath. Ye Mahan Drushya hain, Chal raha Manushya hain, Ashru, Sweth, Rakta se Latpat Latpat Latpat.. Agnipath, Agnipath, Agnipath. After so many years, the last stanza makes so much sense. Replied to this in the other thread... Another popular dialogue from Agneepath... " Cheenti ko bistoyia* kha jaata hai, bistoiye ko medak**, medak to saanp nigal jaata hai, nevla saanp ko marta hai, bhediya nevle ka khoon choos leta hai, sher bhediye ko chaba jata hai. idhar har takatwar apne se kam ko maar kar jeeta hai, malum. 'constipated face' hein. " (*) I don't know what a bistoyia is :dontknow: (**) The word for frog is mendak. Dunno why Bachhan says medak. Unless that is a different animal? Agneepath - The "No need to watch animal planet" family entertainer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Totally comic dialogue from the movie Amanat Hamra naam hai Lankeswar.. ee hai hamri Lanka (pointing to a run down tabela).. aur hum hoon ee ka eassswar.. Lankesssssswar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Rahul, naam to suna hi hoga :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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