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PWI has played only one season. Compare that with a team that has been sore losers on 4 occasions. They've even been PWNED by Pune Warriors in the last season in terms of standings, the supposedly worst team :cantstop:

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PWI has played only one season. Compare that with a team that has been sore losers on 4 occasions. They've even been PWNED by Pune Warriors in the last season in terms of standings, the supposedly worst team :cantstop:
Sourav!! :mad:

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PWI has played only one season. Compare that with a team that has been sore losers on 4 occasions. They've even been PWNED by Pune Warriors in the last season in terms of standings, the supposedly worst team :cantstop:
Pwned,suits PWNE WARRIORS more.Only sore loser in IPL has been the previous side of your present captain :cantstop:

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Pwned' date='suits PWNE WARRIORS more.Only sore loser in IPL has been the previous side of your present captain :cantstop:[/quote'] The last boy screams the loudest. :cantstop: Fan of motu captain, who's been the most brain-dead Indian cricketer ever. Hope some rifts are created in the DD team, the way the selfish motu captain created rifts within the Indian team. :finger:

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The last boy screams the loudest. :cantstop: Fan of motu captain, who's been the most brain-dead Indian cricketer ever. Hope some rifts are created in the DD team, the way the selfish motu captain created rifts within the Indian team. :finger:
Sourav !!! :bumsmack:

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The last boy screams the loudest. :cantstop: Fan of motu captain, who's been the most brain-dead Indian cricketer ever. Hope some rifts are created in the DD team, the way the selfish motu captain created rifts within the Indian team. :finger:
Fan of a team,who were not part of IPL till very recently :giggle:.The side which rejoices upon the arrival of a Bangladeshi player :cantstop:

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The last boy screams the loudest. :cantstop: Fan of motu captain, who's been the most brain-dead Indian cricketer ever. Hope some rifts are created in the DD team, the way the selfish motu captain created rifts within the Indian team. :finger:
:WTF: sehwag is really cool when he switch off his brain :om: anyway cant see pune winning anything significant this time , PWI - 1/16 odds of winning the IPL 5

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Fan of a team' date='who were not part of IPL till very recently :giggle:.The side which rejoices upon the arrival of a Bangladeshi player :cantstop:[/quote'] Says the fan of the team who's been the biggest losers at IPL for four years. Came fecking LAST last year with their rift-creating captain. :hysterical: A team whose captain has been the poorest Indian performer in years and a joke of a captain. Not to mention how he was dropped like a hot potato in the last tournament India played in Bangladesh. :cantstop: Tamim's last four internationals - 60, 59, 70, 54 Motu's last four internationals - 30, 5, 0, 20 See who is more scream-worthy. :giggle: Tamim will anway kick Sehwag's soggy motu ass in this IPL. :giggle:

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:WTF: sehwag is really cool when he switch off his brain :om: anyway cant see pune winning anything significant this time , PWI - 1/16 odds of winning the IPL 5
Sehwag is incapable of switching ON his brain anyway. :giggle: Pune are the David who'll kill the Goliaths this time. :weights:

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Says the fan of the team who's been the biggest losers at IPL for four years. Came fecking LAST last year with their rift-creating captain. :hysterical: A team whose captain has been the poorest Indian performer in years and a joke of a captain. Not to mention how he was dropped like a hot potato in the last tournament India played in Bangladesh. :cantstop: Tamim's last four internationals - 60, 59, 70, 54 Motu's last four internationals - 30, 5, 0, 20 See who is more scream-worthy. :giggle: Tamim will anway kick Sehwag's soggy motu ass in this IPL. :giggle:
Thnks for the enlightening post,kind of post expected out of dillusioned fans :cantstop:.Comparing Veeru to Tamim :hatsoff:

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Thnks for the enlightening post' date='kind of post expected out of dillusioned fans :cantstop:.Comparing Veeru to Tamim :hatsoff:[/quote'] Dilliwala is spelling 'disillusioned as 'dillusioned' :giggle: Welcome to cricket once more, where form matters more than records. The jealous rift-creating Motu is dead meat now and should retire gracefully. Oh, did I mention 'grace' and 'Motu/Sehwag' in the same sentence? :giggle:

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Dilliwala is spelling 'disillusioned as 'dillusioned' :giggle: Welcome to cricket once more, where form matters more than records. The jealous rift-creating Motu is dead meat now and should retire gracefully. Oh, did I mention 'grace' and 'Motu/Sehwag' in the same sentence? :giggle:
Oho Pwne wale tou lagta Oxford se parhe hue hain :nervous: Ya Veeru is not about grace,he is about butchering,the way he will butcher the going to be Pwned Warriors :hatsoff:

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Oho Pwne wale tou lagta Oxford se parhe hue hain :nervous: Ya Veeru is not about grace,he is about butchering,the way he will butcher the going to be Pwned Warriors :hatsoff:
Pune is actually called the 'Oxford of the East' :cantstop: Veeru butcher will ultimately commit hara-kiri by butchering his own ass. :giggle:

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Pune is actually called the 'Oxford of the East' :cantstop: Veeru butcher will ultimately commit hara-kiri by butchering his own ass. :giggle:
Really ,congrats :cantstop: We will see who gets butchered :dance:

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The schedule: Date Day Team Venue Time 6-Apr-2012 Friday Vs Mumbai Indians Mumbai 4 :00 PM 8-Apr-2012 Sunday Vs Kings XI Punjab Pune 8 :00 PM 12-Apr-2012 Thursday Vs Kings XI Punjab Mohali 8 :00 PM 14-Apr-2012 Saturday Vs Chennai Super Kings Pune 8 :00 PM 17-Apr-2012 Tuesday Vs Royal Challengers Bangalore Bangalore 8 :00 PM 19-Apr-2012 Thursday Vs Chennai Super Kings Chennai 8 :00 PM 21-Apr-2012 Saturday Vs Delhi Daredevils Delhi 8 :00 PM 24-Apr-2012 Tuesday Vs Delhi Daredevils Pune 4 :00 PM 26-Apr-2012 Thursday Vs Deccan Chargers Pune 8 :00 PM 1-May-2012 Tuesday Vs Deccan Chargers Cuttack 4 :00 PM 3-May-2012 Thursday Vs Mumbai Indians Pune 8 :00 PM 5-May-2012 Saturday Vs Kolkata Knight Riders Kolkata 4 :00 PM 8-May-2012 Tuesday Vs Rajasthan Royals Pune 4 :00 PM 11-May-2012 Friday Vs Royal Challengers Bangalore Pune 8 :00 PM 13-May-2012 Sunday Vs Rajasthan Royals Jaipur 4 :00 PM 19-May-2012 Saturday Vs Kolkata Knight Riders Pune 8 :00 PM The matches that have been highlighted are our home matches :proud: Any fans interested in creating the match threads, please make yourselves heard in the official thread. Please do not PM me, because my quota of PMs is almost full. :dance: :dance:

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The official fan thread of Pune Warriors India is actively seeking: a) Thread creators - Are you the one with that golden touch whose amazing luck with the keyboard transforms an ordinary team into world-beaters? Are you the kind of person whose mere support thread can convert a club-class trundler into a world-class speedster? Are you that reluctant fan who's pestered by millions just to open a match thread so that the fortunes of their teams can change forever? If you are indeed the man/woman with the golden arm and fingers, you're the one we are desperately looking for. We'll gladly give away our right arm to get your arm. So, DO NOT HESITATE - mail us your resume (with your lucky streak highlighted) ASAP to this thread, and we'll be pleased to appoint you as the thread-creator of some of our most crucial matches. And since we are the richest franchise in the whole wide world; we'll not use your services for free like the other cheapo franchises, we'll compensate you with as much ICF dollars as you wish. :icflove: :dance: :dance: b) Cheerleaders - Age/Sex/Height/Breadth/Length/Dancing Ability/Moustache/Spectacles/Inhibitions/Virginity no bar. :cheerleader: Are you the kind of fan who would love to keep cheering for your favourite team during the most distressing and turbulent times? Are you the kind of optimist who wishes that the opponent will surely lose nine wickets before scoring that one final run they need for victory, and can go bet your house for that? Are you the kind who's supported teams like Kenya/Nigeria/Timbuktu all your life and have also hoped that they'll beat all the badass teams and win the World Cup? If you are, we need you now - on this THREAD and we'll need you to :dance: and :cheerleader: all through the season no matter how many matches our team loses. We'll give you all our love :icflove: :icflove: :icflove: in exchange, and a whole bank of ICF $ too. So please hop over as soon as possible for the love, dollars and rock-n-roll. c) Rudaalis - :sniffle: - Of all the people we need, we need you the most - for the sake of honesty and consistency. The only criteria for your being on board would be your ability to cry :(( and cry :sniffle: and cry some more. King-kong-like chest-beating while crying would be regarded as an additional skill. With the kind of team we have, we are guessing we'll need you for each and every match barring some exceptional circumstances. As compensation, we'll pay you more ICF $ than the crocodile tears you've shed. Check out this clip for more inspiration: Zd1J5sbi91k

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Are you the one with that golden touch whose amazing luck with the keyboard transforms an ordinary team into world-beaters? And since we are the richest franchise in the whole wide world; we'll not use your services for free like the other cheapo franchises, Age/Sex/Height/Breadth/Length/Dancing Ability/Moustache/Spectacles/Inhibitions/Virginity no bar. :cheerleader: Are you the kind who's supported teams like Kenya/Nigeria/Timbuktu all your life and have also hoped that they'll beat all the badass teams and win the World Cup? King-kong-like chest-beating while crying would be regarded as an additional skill. With the kind of team we have, we are guessing we'll need you for each and every match barring some exceptional circumstances.
What gems.. :rofl: Kenya/nigeria/timbuktu looks like a dig at SJ ...lol

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Dued, Pathetic spellings are 'PATHETIC' not 'Phetatic'.... Thats like saying- I fecked your asss, but in reality he just came on her back. Thats not called an*al feck. Similarly, phetatic cannot be called 'pathetic'.
:finger: Looks like i touched a nerve :--D KKR will be Happy to an*al FECK your PUNE 'Phetatic' WARRIORS :hatsoff:

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Pune will gel as a team better than others. No superstars but a good team. Playing XI from the following: 1. Ganguly 2. Tamin 3. Ryder 4. Manish Pandey 5. Uthappa 6. Ferguson 7. Samuels 8. Mathews 9. Mohnish Mishra 10. Rahul Sharma 11. Alfonso Thomas 12. Wayne Parnell 13. Murli Kartik 14. Ali Murtaza 15. Ashish Nehra 16. Ashok Dinda

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What our bewda opener just did :hysterical: :hysterical: Ryder faces disciplinary hearing after club game altercation WELLINGTON: Troubled New Zealand player Jesse Ryder's attempt to return to cricket ahead of the IPL turned out to be a stormy affair as he got into an altercation with a rival player during a club game and was reported for indiscipline by the umpires. "Jesse Ryder has been charged with breaching Cricket Wellington's code of conduct, following an incident during a club match on Saturday," the media reported. Ryder, who will represent Pune Warriors during the IPL, was playing his first match after taking a sabbatical from the game due to his drinking problems. The altercation happened during an appearance for his Naenae Old Boys' club. "Ryder reacted angrily to a comment made to him by Wellington team-mate Harry Boam, who was playing for Karori, and the pair had to be separated by umpire Stu Bullen," a report said. Ryder left for India on Monday, a day later than originally scheduled. "Bullen, and fellow umpire Jeremy Busby, filed their report from the Naenae-Karori match with Cricket Wellington this morning, in which they alleged that Ryder breached the players' code of conduct." "CW have reviewed the report and decided it did warrant a hearing. None has been scheduled yet, although it is expected one will take place this week. Ryder's evidence can be heard in absentia," CW chief executive Peter Clinton was quoted as saying.

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Feeling great as we'll soon show the unskilled labourers of Pwnjab their place :dance:
Punjab: World famous Pune: :hysterical: Looking at your line up, its so sad, I realise how good we have it here. :((:((:(( PEOPLE PLEASE DONATE, HELP THOSE IN NEED. A DOLLAR A DAY FOR PUNE WARRIORS

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Punjab: World famous Pune: :hysterical: Looking at your line up, its so sad, I realise how good we have it here. :((:((:(( PEOPLE PLEASE DONATE, HELP THOSE IN NEED. A DOLLAR A DAY FOR PUNE WARRIORS
We have a poor lineup, but we'll play our hearts out and win :dance: The Punjab strong lineup will get massacred true to their history :dance: :dance: Regarding donations, we are the richest franchise and you guys are in debt :giggle:

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