Magneto Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 :WTF: sehwag is really cool when he switch off his brain :om: anyway cant see pune winning anything significant this time , PWI - 1/16 odds of winning the IPL 5 Sehwag is incapable of switching ON his brain anyway. :giggle: Pune are the David who'll kill the Goliaths this time. :weights: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magneto Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 LOL@Texy/Saurav abandoning KKR and moving to Pune with dada. Yoda, have I ever been a KKR fan? :giggle: Show me one post :winky: Texy is still KKR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Says the fan of the team who's been the biggest losers at IPL for four years. Came fecking LAST last year with their rift-creating captain. :hysterical: A team whose captain has been the poorest Indian performer in years and a joke of a captain. Not to mention how he was dropped like a hot potato in the last tournament India played in Bangladesh. :cantstop: Tamim's last four internationals - 60, 59, 70, 54 Motu's last four internationals - 30, 5, 0, 20 See who is more scream-worthy. :giggle: Tamim will anway kick Sehwag's soggy motu ass in this IPL. :giggle: Thnks for the enlightening post,kind of post expected out of dillusioned fans :cantstop:.Comparing Veeru to Tamim :hatsoff: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Yoda, have I ever been a KKR fan? :giggle: Show me one post :winky: Texy is still KKR! thanks for the clarification. :two_thumbs_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magneto Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 Thnks for the enlightening post' date='kind of post expected out of dillusioned fans :cantstop:.Comparing Veeru to Tamim :hatsoff:[/quote'] Dilliwala is spelling 'disillusioned as 'dillusioned' :giggle: Welcome to cricket once more, where form matters more than records. The jealous rift-creating Motu is dead meat now and should retire gracefully. Oh, did I mention 'grace' and 'Motu/Sehwag' in the same sentence? :giggle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magneto Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 thanks for the clarification. :two_thumbs_up: You are welcome! :icflove: You are also welcome to cheer for my beloved :pw: team :icflove: :icflove: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Dilliwala is spelling 'disillusioned as 'dillusioned' :giggle: Welcome to cricket once more, where form matters more than records. The jealous rift-creating Motu is dead meat now and should retire gracefully. Oh, did I mention 'grace' and 'Motu/Sehwag' in the same sentence? :giggle: Oho Pwne wale tou lagta Oxford se parhe hue hain :nervous: Ya Veeru is not about grace,he is about butchering,the way he will butcher the going to be Pwned Warriors :hatsoff: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
achilles Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 "I'm very disappointed to be missing out on the IPL this year. I was looking forward to my second season with Pune Warriors, especially after my knee set me back last season." Abe kya chewtiya team hai yeh :facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GautiMaan Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 ^ They're better off without him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magneto Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 Oho Pwne wale tou lagta Oxford se parhe hue hain :nervous: Ya Veeru is not about grace,he is about butchering,the way he will butcher the going to be Pwned Warriors :hatsoff: Pune is actually called the 'Oxford of the East' :cantstop: Veeru butcher will ultimately commit hara-kiri by butchering his own ass. :giggle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Pune is actually called the 'Oxford of the East' :cantstop: Veeru butcher will ultimately commit hara-kiri by butchering his own ass. :giggle: Really ,congrats :cantstop: We will see who gets butchered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magneto Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 Really ,congrats :cantstop: We will see who gets butchered Congrats for getting it right inadvertently. :cantstop: Chacha Nehru gave the name. :proud: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GautiMaan Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Pune fans get your act together and vote in the poll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magneto Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 The schedule: Date Day Team Venue Time 6-Apr-2012 Friday Vs Mumbai Indians Mumbai 4 :00 PM 8-Apr-2012 Sunday Vs Kings XI Punjab Pune 8 :00 PM 12-Apr-2012 Thursday Vs Kings XI Punjab Mohali 8 :00 PM 14-Apr-2012 Saturday Vs Chennai Super Kings Pune 8 :00 PM 17-Apr-2012 Tuesday Vs Royal Challengers Bangalore Bangalore 8 :00 PM 19-Apr-2012 Thursday Vs Chennai Super Kings Chennai 8 :00 PM 21-Apr-2012 Saturday Vs Delhi Daredevils Delhi 8 :00 PM 24-Apr-2012 Tuesday Vs Delhi Daredevils Pune 4 :00 PM 26-Apr-2012 Thursday Vs Deccan Chargers Pune 8 :00 PM 1-May-2012 Tuesday Vs Deccan Chargers Cuttack 4 :00 PM 3-May-2012 Thursday Vs Mumbai Indians Pune 8 :00 PM 5-May-2012 Saturday Vs Kolkata Knight Riders Kolkata 4 :00 PM 8-May-2012 Tuesday Vs Rajasthan Royals Pune 4 :00 PM 11-May-2012 Friday Vs Royal Challengers Bangalore Pune 8 :00 PM 13-May-2012 Sunday Vs Rajasthan Royals Jaipur 4 :00 PM 19-May-2012 Saturday Vs Kolkata Knight Riders Pune 8 :00 PM The matches that have been highlighted are our home matches :proud: Any fans interested in creating the match threads, please make yourselves heard in the official thread. Please do not PM me, because my quota of PMs is almost full. :dance: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magneto Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 The official fan thread of Pune Warriors India is actively seeking: a) Thread creators - Are you the one with that golden touch whose amazing luck with the keyboard transforms an ordinary team into world-beaters? Are you the kind of person whose mere support thread can convert a club-class trundler into a world-class speedster? Are you that reluctant fan who's pestered by millions just to open a match thread so that the fortunes of their teams can change forever? If you are indeed the man/woman with the golden arm and fingers, you're the one we are desperately looking for. We'll gladly give away our right arm to get your arm. So, DO NOT HESITATE - mail us your resume (with your lucky streak highlighted) ASAP to this thread, and we'll be pleased to appoint you as the thread-creator of some of our most crucial matches. And since we are the richest franchise in the whole wide world; we'll not use your services for free like the other cheapo franchises, we'll compensate you with as much ICF dollars as you wish. :icflove: :dance: b) Cheerleaders - Age/Sex/Height/Breadth/Length/Dancing Ability/Moustache/Spectacles/Inhibitions/Virginity no bar. :cheerleader: Are you the kind of fan who would love to keep cheering for your favourite team during the most distressing and turbulent times? Are you the kind of optimist who wishes that the opponent will surely lose nine wickets before scoring that one final run they need for victory, and can go bet your house for that? Are you the kind who's supported teams like Kenya/Nigeria/Timbuktu all your life and have also hoped that they'll beat all the badass teams and win the World Cup? If you are, we need you now - on this THREAD and we'll need you to and :cheerleader: all through the season no matter how many matches our team loses. We'll give you all our love :icflove: :icflove: :icflove: in exchange, and a whole bank of ICF $ too. So please hop over as soon as possible for the love, dollars and rock-n-roll. c) Rudaalis - :sniffle: - Of all the people we need, we need you the most - for the sake of honesty and consistency. The only criteria for your being on board would be your ability to cry :(( and cry :sniffle: and cry some more. King-kong-like chest-beating while crying would be regarded as an additional skill. With the kind of team we have, we are guessing we'll need you for each and every match barring some exceptional circumstances. As compensation, we'll pay you more ICF $ than the crocodile tears you've shed. Check out this clip for more inspiration: Zd1J5sbi91k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 ^ Vaat a post sirji...full of lulz... :hysterical: We have the best mascot :bow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Are you the one with that golden touch whose amazing luck with the keyboard transforms an ordinary team into world-beaters? And since we are the richest franchise in the whole wide world; we'll not use your services for free like the other cheapo franchises, Age/Sex/Height/Breadth/Length/Dancing Ability/Moustache/Spectacles/Inhibitions/Virginity no bar. :cheerleader: Are you the kind who's supported teams like Kenya/Nigeria/Timbuktu all your life and have also hoped that they'll beat all the badass teams and win the World Cup? King-kong-like chest-beating while crying would be regarded as an additional skill. With the kind of team we have, we are guessing we'll need you for each and every match barring some exceptional circumstances. What gems.. Kenya/nigeria/timbuktu looks like a dig at SJ ...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangladeshifan Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 ipl is on. thnx sid and sourav :DB-> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Time for Pune Warriors to make on-field headlines http://www.espncricinfo.com/indian-premier-league-2012/content/current/story/559459.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero_Unit Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Dued, Pathetic spellings are 'PATHETIC' not 'Phetatic'.... Thats like saying- I fecked your asss, but in reality he just came on her back. Thats not called an*al feck. Similarly, phetatic cannot be called 'pathetic'. :finger: Looks like i touched a nerve :--D KKR will be Happy to an*al FECK your PUNE 'Phetatic' WARRIORS :hatsoff: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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