Sachin=GOD Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Alok Nath trending on twitter... Bollywood actor Alok Nath, who is best known for his role of Haveli Ram in Ramesh Sippy's television series 'Buniyaad', seems to have become Twitter's number one trending topic since Sunday night for no apparent reason. Here are some of the tweets: [Ajatshatru Sharma @TheAjatshatru 2h: When Alok Nath was born, nurse greeted his father by saying- " Badhai ho BABUJI hue hain." Sujit Agrawal @imsujitagrawal 16s: "Alok Nath wants twitter to add 'Aashirwad' button." When you type Alok nath on Google search, "I'm feeling Lucky" changes to "I'm feeling Sanskari" Dorkstar @Dorkstar 14h: Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his bachelors party. With his family. Alok Nath is sanskari that he went to Mathura and Vrindavan for his Honeymoon Alok Nath is sanskari that he uses Haldi & Chandan flavored condoms Alok Nath is sanskari that instead of notebooks, he used to take Hanuman Chaalisa to school आलोकनाथ अगर किसी फिल्म में गैंगस्टर बनते तो सिगार की जगह मुंह में धूप जलाते। In college days, a drunk girl told Aloknath to do whatever he wants, he took her to mata ka jagran. Alok Nath ne Christmas Tree bhi tulsi ka banaya tha Alok Nath's children get Aashirwad instead of pocket money Alok Nath's watch displays only 'Achha' and 'Bura' samay. Once Alok Nath walked into the bar and ordered Chanamrit(चनाम्रित) Alok Nath cuts Mathura ke pede instead of cake on his birthday. In Hum Aapke Hai Kaun Alok Nath had a crush on Reema Lagoo in Hum Saath Saath Hain he made her his wife. Alok Nath is the man Salman Khan is still Virgin because of Sanskar given by Alok Nath in Maine Pyaar Kiya. Alok Nath believes the F in FTV stands for Family. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sscomp32 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Its so Hillarious that i have collected a lot of them :rofl: : @LoKarloRT : Q. How many Sanskaars does it take to change a light bulb? A. One Alok Nath. 8 hours 17 mins ago @GappistanRadio : Alok Nath apni khud ki shadi me bhi ladki waale the 8 hours 57 mins ago @Juuism : Krrish 3 came after Krrish because Krrish 2 was registered by Alok Nath. 5 mins ago @Juuism : Che Guevara wore T-Shirts with Alok Nath's picture printed on them. 14 mins ago @bhavinjadav : Alok Nath's wildest fantasies involve a harmonium and Reema Lagoo. 22 mins ago @Stupidosaur : In Balika Vadhu final season's last episode, Jagya marries Alok Nath's daughter and lives happily ever after. 23 mins ago @bizzarebhide : Alok Nath snorts Agarbatti ash at rave parties. 26 mins ago @ap8130012101 : When Alok Nath was born doctor said, "Badhaai ho, babuji huay hain." 27 mins ago @indiantweeter : Alok Nath called Sherlyn Chopra his daughter, now sherlyn chopra eats cucumber with her mouth. 14 mins ago @bhavinjadav : Alok Nath's wildest fantasies involve a harmonium and Reema Lagoo. 22 mins ago @bizzarebhide : Its been 12 hours and you guys are still on Alok Nath? Ye Ramkishan ji ke sanskaar hi to hai. 49 mins ago @mojokajojo : Alok Nath has the superpower to look into Ayesha Takia's eyes. 5 mins ago @XtreamGrumpy : Alok Nath gets 8.5% deduction in his salary for BDF (Beti Dahej Fund) instead of PPF. 48 mins ago Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt57m Sunny Leone: Aap se dosti karke achha laga Alok Nath: Ji,humein bhi bahut prasannata huyi..aaiye iss dosti ko rishtedari mein badal dein.. Viren.@KaminaPun AlokNath started calling IIT as IIT Jee.User Actions Viren.@KaminaPun Alok Nath's selfies have 87 family members and a dog. Rishabh Somani @RishabhSomani12h Alok Nath whatsapp says.. Last seen doing kanyadaan at... Ankit Jain @indiantweeter11h Alok nath deposited his daughters in a bank because 'betiyan paraya dhan hoti hai' Ankit Jain @indiantweeter13h Alok nath : Beta prem tum videsh mein rehte the na wahan tumne american pie nahi dekhi ?? Prem : nahi pitaji aapke sanskaar hee toh hain Ankit Jain @indiantweeter12h Alok nath's fav game is Temple run. Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt12h Alok Nath's favorite car - Sans Car. Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt12h Varun Dhawan : Alok Nath is President of India. Alia Bhatt : Yes, i agree. Woh Bharat ke RashtraPita hain. StupidosaurOn @Stupidosaur12h Alok Nath's favourite song? Oppa Samdhan Style! Alok Nath's political party - Baap Aadmi Party. #BAP Hemant sharma @hemantsharma3812h @coolfunnytshirt Chor: chal budhe Maal nikal AloK Nath: chhii,kaise sanskar h tumhare Chor: mere toh pata nai tere Antim-Sanskar lag rahe h @MohitParmarr Alok Nath-cigarette instead of incense smoke. Viren.@KaminaPun Alok Nath ji jab fart karte hain toh ghar ki mahilaaye Ghoonghat le leti hain. Crazy Diamond@kitzzz Ye Alok Nath ji k sanskaar hi to hai jo Prem Babu abhi tak virgin hai. Ankit Jain @indiantweeter14h Vivek aur prem ke honeymoon pe ramkishan ji ka parivaar unke saath gaya tha, ye unke sankaar hee toh hain Finger of IND(Alok) @IndiaFinger10h Alok Nath is SI unit of Sanskar Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt41m Kejriwal : CM mai bana hoon.. aur log Alok Nath ki le rahe hain.. Bahut badhiya sanskar!!! "When you type Alok nath on Google search, "I'm feeling Lucky" changes to "I'm feeling Sanskari". "When Alok Nath is around Even Salman Khan behaves like a good son." Dorkstar @Dorkstar 14h: Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his bachelors party. With his family. King_Drunkard_IV @KingDrunkard 12h: Salman Khan is virgin because He fell in love with Alok Nath's daughter in his first movie as a hero. A_K @citytroglodyte 25m: #AlokNath must be banging his head on a shivling praying ki ab tweets bas karo! kal raat se mujhpar atyachar ho raha hai A.A.A.P. @anurag_srkian1 30m: & When Alok Nath is Out Of Reach On His Phone Call It Says " Jis Upbhokta Ko Ap call Karna Chahte Hai Wo Abhi Havan Kar Rahe Hai @TheAnuragg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 read some yesterday.were awesome Alok Nath ke hospitals me kadam rakhte hi betiyan paida hone lagti hain. Strong sanskaar is what made Alok Nath never even look at a chicken breast. Alok Nath is the only guy who can look into Ayesha Takia's eyes. ;) When a girl goes down on Alok Nath, he gives her aashirwad. When Aloknath was born, Doctor gave him to his father and said, "Mubarak ho, beti ka baap hua hai". :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLICKR392 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Its all over the net. :cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sscomp32 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 One More :cantstop:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lord Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 http://www.quora.com/Twitter-Trends/What-are-the-best-Alok-Nath-memes-jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarke Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Bloody hell, this is a riot :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texy Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 :hysterical: Alok nath went to meet his gf's father for the first time. Father asked for his ashirvaad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lord Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/12/alok-nath-hired-by-united-states-to-teach-family-values-to-us-citizens/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Riddle Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 :hysterical: Alok nath went to meet his gf's father for the first time. Father asked for his ashirvaad. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cricketics Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 HAHAHAHA. I am not up to date with his recent tv shows in India and stuff, but I remember he used to be involved in lot of this family drama stuff even from his movies days like Hum aapke hai kaun etc. Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Switchblade Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 After Chuck Norris, Rajinikanth, Sir Jadeja, presenting the new legendary figure: ALOK NATH!!! 1. When Alok Nath sees a girl with a guy, he does her kanyadaan then and there. 2. The number of unmarried daughters Alok Nath has is too damn high. 3. Alok Nath's CV reads: Degree - MBA in Kanyaadan Skills - Sanskaar Experience -10022848 Kanyaadans done Hobby - Giving Ashirwaads! 4. Alok Nath celebrates new year by playing passing-the-parcel with family and Antakshari. 5. Alok Nath is a SI unit of संस्कार 6. Alok Nath जी तो candle light dinner भी दिया, अगर बत्ती लगा कर करते हैं 7. Alok Nath apni khud ki shadi me bhi ladki waale the 8. Rapists should be made to watch Alok Nath's movies as Punishment. 9. Alok Nath Institute of Kanyaadaan and Samdhi Relation Studies ! 10. Alok Nath requests the DJ to play Anup Jalota songs in a Night Club. 11. Alok Nath is the only virgin father. 12. Alok Nath cocktail पार्टी मैं शहद पीते है ! 13. Alok Nath owns Sanskaar TV. 14. Alok Nath WhatsApp features " Last Sanskari At " 15. Alok Nath disco bhi Kurta Pyjama aur Shawl pahen ke jaate hain. 16. Alok Nath holds world record for having Maximum number of Samdhi-Samdhans in the world . 17. In college days, a drunk girl told Alok Nath to do whatever he wants, he took her to mata ka jagran. 18, Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi temple for his bachelors party. With his family. 19. ye Alok Nath ji ke sanskaar hi hain ke prem abhi tak virgin hai 20. आलोकनाथ अगर किसी फिल्म में गैंगस्टर बनते तो सिगार की जगह मुंह में धूप जलाते। 21. आलोक नाथ सिगरेट की जगह अगरबत्ती पीते है। 22. Alok Nath snorts Agarbatti ash at rave parties. 23. Alok Nath went for Sunburn and did surya namaskar. 24. Alok Nath didn't become a doctor because he was too ashamed of reading about the female anatomy. 25. Alok Nath's favourite sport is football. Because of family members Kaka, Mata and Nani. 26. Alok Nath has never ever eaten chowmein in all his life. 27. Alok Nath took part in debate of #TheNewsHour and result, he convinced Arnab to get married with Sanjay Jha! 28. Alok Nath went to Haridwar for his honeymoon. 29. Alok Nath convinced Sunny Leone to quit porn.! :haha::haha::haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagalpanti Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuge Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 :hysterical: Alok nath went to meet his gf's father for the first time. Father asked for his ashirvaad. :hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vvvslaxman Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 This is Rajinikantsque lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tailender Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 I had to google who that was and immediately all the jokes made sense :hysterical: This guy is probably the most proficient character actor ever. One of the most recognizable faces of indian cinema Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Alok Nath as Gabbar: Yahan ke pachaas pachaas kos door gaon mein, jab bachcha raath ko nahin sota hain to, maa use kehti hain, bete soja , nahin to gabbar singh aake kanyadaan karega! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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