JourneyMan Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Headlines in tomorrow's papers: -Dhoni out of Asia Cup due to scrotum injury -Srinivasan steps down as presidential candidate due to side strain -Jadeja strains his side out of grief -Kohli named Vice President of Lungi Cements Link to comment
skindia Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 scared to lose against afganisthan or bangla under his captaincy...and dumped Link to comment
Pagalpanti Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Why DK and not Jhadav, isn't he a keeper as well? Link to comment
Stuge Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Planning next Honeymoon with Sakshi :P Link to comment
vvvslaxman Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Only Rohit is left from the clan Link to comment
horizonspeaks Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Of late Raina is not playing at home as well. I think this is the right decision. Link to comment
Austin 3:!6 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Dhobi : Papa Papa, dekho na yeh sab log mujhe kitna chilla rahe hai. Cementwala : Aiyo, Beytaa, Tu ek kaama karna, SaGashi ko leyke, mere mud island wale farmhouse pe jaana, Baaki maii sab sambhala leyga. Dhobi : Aww Papa, Aap mera kitna khayal rakhte ho. Cementwala : Aiyo Beytaa, yeh le toda paisaa, bacche log mein mithai baaatana. Dhobi : Ayeee Raina, Jadeja, Ashwin, Vijay, Badrinath, Mohit sab log sham ko milna, Papa ne party ke paise diye hai. Jadu : Arey mai nahi aa sakta. AShwin : Mai bhi nahi aa sakta. Dhobi : Kyun bey pain ke lodo? Jadu : Kohli gaa&% marega. Kal subah practice hai, asia cup ke liye. Dhobi : Abey kisne practice kari hai jo tu kar raha hai. Ashwin : Kohli bola mai bahot mota ho raha hoon, subah uthke ground ke 10 chakkar lagane. Dhobi : TUm daro mat, Usko bolna mere papa se baat karle. Aur zyaad hoshiyaari karne ki zaroorat nahi, woh sirf asia cup ka captain hai, agar zyaada uchal kud karega toh bolna uska wahi haal karunga joh Gambhir, Sehwag, Laxman ka kiya tha. Samajh gaye na. Jadu : Tu Ser Aadmi hai. Ashwin : Bach gaye yaar, agar tere papa na hote, toh hamesha team mein perform karne ka tension hota. Dhobi : Dont worry guys, Jadu tu sirf jaake 85 km wale dart daal, aur Ashwin tu ungliya tedi kar aur kuch bhi daal, tere har ball waise bhi ek jaise hi hote hai. Jadu & DHobi : hahahaha, de taaali !!! Your Hindi sounded exactly like Masala Dosa :haha: Link to comment
Jersey #10 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 He needs rest before the IPL. Sir should have lead the side in absence of Dhobi. No need to have respect for the RCB player Link to comment
maniac Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 In a perfect world we should have different players for different conditions but the problem os raina might have done well here and then sneaked into the 11 in some challenging conditions and hurt is there. Time to move on....he had his chances Link to comment
express bowling Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Dhoni is preferring a break after continuous failures and facing criticism. Link to comment
Debutant Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Just injured. Lol at the conspiracy theories, even the pakis would not come up with all these. Really excited to watch how Kohli leads the team :rcb: Link to comment
Yoda-esque Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Just injured. Lol at the conspiracy theories, even the pakis would not come up with all these. Really excited to watch how Kohli leads the team :rcb: This place is resembling the padosi forum off late. :giggle: Link to comment
Cricketics Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 He probably had a niggle, may be not much of an injury and also perhaps thought he needed some time off after continuous cricket. With major tournaments like Worldt20 coming up, he thought this is the best time to spend some time home or without cricket. Link to comment
Cricketics Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Dhobi : Papa Papa, dekho na yeh sab log mujhe kitna chilla rahe hai. Cementwala : Aiyo, Beytaa, Tu ek kaama karna, SaGashi ko leyke, mere mud island wale farmhouse pe jaana, Baaki maii sab sambhala leyga. Dhobi : Aww Papa, Aap mera kitna khayal rakhte ho. Cementwala : Aiyo Beytaa, yeh le toda paisaa, bacche log mein mithai baaatana. Dhobi : Ayeee Raina, Jadeja, Ashwin, Vijay, Badrinath, Mohit sab log sham ko milna, Papa ne party ke paise diye hai. Jadu : Arey mai nahi aa sakta. AShwin : Mai bhi nahi aa sakta. Dhobi : Kyun bey pain ke lodo? Jadu : Kohli gaa&% marega. Kal subah practice hai, asia cup ke liye. Dhobi : Abey kisne practice kari hai jo tu kar raha hai. Ashwin : Kohli bola mai bahot mota ho raha hoon, subah uthke ground ke 10 chakkar lagane. Dhobi : TUm daro mat, Usko bolna mere papa se baat karle. Aur zyaad hoshiyaari karne ki zaroorat nahi, woh sirf asia cup ka captain hai, agar zyaada uchal kud karega toh bolna uska wahi haal karunga joh Gambhir, Sehwag, Laxman ka kiya tha. Samajh gaye na. Jadu : Tu Ser Aadmi hai. Ashwin : Bach gaye yaar, agar tere papa na hote, toh hamesha team mein perform karne ka tension hota. Dhobi : Dont worry guys, Jadu tu sirf jaake 85 km wale dart daal, aur Ashwin tu ungliya tedi kar aur kuch bhi daal, tere har ball waise bhi ek jaise hi hote hai. Jadu & DHobi : hahahaha, de taaali !!! Lol, considering it's your not your first language, it's a brilliant attempt at humor :two_thumbs_up: Link to comment
CSK Fan Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Just injured. Lol at the conspiracy theories, even the pakis would not come up with all these. Really excited to watch how Kohli leads the team :rcb: Apni aaknh bandh karne se puri duniya Surdas nahi ho jati :giggle: Forgive us for thinking this so called injury, which never cropped up during the test, is a tad too conveniently timed. Link to comment
Debutant Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Apni aaknh bandh karne se puri duniya Surdas nahi ho jati :giggle: Forgive us for thinking this so called injury' date=' which never cropped up during the test, is a tad too conveniently timed.[/quote'] Had he told about this injury during the test, you silly guys would be whining all day that he is giving excuses for his failures. Link to comment
gaurav92 Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Dhawan Rohit Kohli Karthik Rayudu Binny Jadeja Ashwin Bhuvanesh Shami Yadav Looks a weak side, but hopefully can come out trumps :nice: Link to comment
CG Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Had he told about this injury during the test' date=' you silly guys would be whining all day that he is giving excuses for his failures.[/quote'] Arrey bhai tumaku laguchi dhoni cares about us?. Link to comment
gaurav92 Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Dhobi : Papa Papa, dekho na yeh sab log mujhe kitna chilla rahe hai. Cementwala : Aiyo, Beytaa, Tu ek kaama karna, SaGashi ko leyke, mere mud island wale farmhouse pe jaana, Baaki maii sab sambhala leyga. Dhobi : Aww Papa, Aap mera kitna khayal rakhte ho. Cementwala : Aiyo Beytaa, yeh le toda paisaa, bacche log mein mithai baaatana. Dhobi : Ayeee Raina, Jadeja, Ashwin, Vijay, Badrinath, Mohit sab log sham ko milna, Papa ne party ke paise diye hai. Jadu : Arey mai nahi aa sakta. AShwin : Mai bhi nahi aa sakta. Dhobi : Kyun bey pain ke lodo? Jadu : Kohli gaa&% marega. Kal subah practice hai, asia cup ke liye. Dhobi : Abey kisne practice kari hai jo tu kar raha hai. Ashwin : Kohli bola mai bahot mota ho raha hoon, subah uthke ground ke 10 chakkar lagane. Dhobi : TUm daro mat, Usko bolna mere papa se baat karle. Aur zyaad hoshiyaari karne ki zaroorat nahi, woh sirf asia cup ka captain hai, agar zyaada uchal kud karega toh bolna uska wahi haal karunga joh Gambhir, Sehwag, Laxman ka kiya tha. Samajh gaye na. Jadu : Tu Ser Aadmi hai. Ashwin : Bach gaye yaar, agar tere papa na hote, toh hamesha team mein perform karne ka tension hota. Dhobi : Dont worry guys, Jadu tu sirf jaake 85 km wale dart daal, aur Ashwin tu ungliya tedi kar aur kuch bhi daal, tere har ball waise bhi ek jaise hi hote hai. Jadu & DHobi : hahahaha, de taaali !!! :haha: Link to comment
Sean Bradley Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Lol, considering it's your not your first language, it's a brilliant attempt at humor :two_thumbs_up: I am very much a Bambaiyaa Biduu :winky: Link to comment
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