Khalpat Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 One of the big news today is, Mr Manjhi the Bihar CM has said , The upper caste people are foreigners and descendants of the Aryan race...they have come here from foreign countries. Only tribals and Dalits are indigenous people," I thought of having a thread were we can have all these hilarious as well as pathetic quotes of our politicians: Some of the previous once which I can recall are: If there is electricity in every village, people will watch TV till late night and then fall asleep. They won’t get a chance to produce children. When there is no electricity, there is nothing else to do but produce babies. Gulam Nabi Azad, Health Minister’s expertise on population control I thought it was juice -Murli Manohar Joshi, HRD minister, after drinking ferrous sulphate solution in a school science fair and ending up in hospital :hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raghav_12 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Ancient Indians knew Plastic Surgery to the extent that they were able to put elephants head on a human body - Shri Narendra Modi :hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hhunaeh Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 :hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zubinpepsi Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khalpat Posted November 13, 2014 Author Share Posted November 13, 2014 ^^ that is not a quote Zubin. That was decision which changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khalpat Posted November 13, 2014 Author Share Posted November 13, 2014 Mods can you please edit the Title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seedhi Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 "We'll win more than 100 seats and the government won't be formed without our help." - Arvind Kejriwal on Lok Sabha 2014 elections. "Gas from Reliance wells is sold to Bangadesh at $2.34 mmbtu" - Arvind Kejriwal. Note: Bangaldesh is a gas exporter and India is looking to import gas from it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gattaca Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Modi for pm Arvind for dharnas. Nothing can beat this marketing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seedhi Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 "We are ready for a meaningful intercourse with the terrorists." Shivraj Patil soon after he took charge as the home minister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seedhi Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 "Not a blade of grass grows there" - Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru after India lost Aksai Chin to China. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachin=GOD Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 ICF truly has become pathetic as far as political discussions are concerned. Here's a thread for quotes by different leaders but when Seedhi posts, it will only be quotes by Cong leaders and a few quotes by AAP leaders and when Raghav posts, it will only be posts by BJP leaders. Posters just can't keep their political biases aside in a light thread like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khalpat Posted November 13, 2014 Author Share Posted November 13, 2014 "We are ready for a meaningful intercourse with the terrorists." Shivraj Patil soon after he took charge as the home minister. :hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precambrian Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 "We are ready for a meaningful intercourse with the terrorists." Shivraj Patil soon after he took charge as the home minister. Oh dear ;hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detonator Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 ICF truly has become pathetic as far as political discussions are concerned. Here's a thread for quotes by different leaders but when Seedhi posts' date=' it will only be quotes by Cong leaders and a few quotes by AAP leaders and when Raghav posts, it will only be posts by BJP leaders. Posters just can't keep their political biases aside in a light thread like this.[/quote'] Look at the post and enjoy dood. either way you get the quotes from both sides. :dontknow: {Vague Translation} 'Which university did Lord Rama study civil engineering for building bridges?' - Karunanidhi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raghav_12 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 ICF truly has become pathetic as far as political discussions are concerned. Here's a thread for quotes by different leaders but when Seedhi posts' date=' it will only be quotes by Cong leaders and a few quotes by AAP leaders and when Raghav posts, it will only be posts by BJP leaders. Posters just can't keep their political biases aside in a light thread like this.[/quote'] You have forgotten Scooter/ Two-wheeler days :giggle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachin=GOD Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 You have forgotten Scooter/ Two-wheeler days :giggle: You have forgotten that unlike you, I make fun of everyone (Modi or Rahul or Kejri or others) when they make such comments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger80 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 [i thought it was juice -Murli Manohar Joshi, HRD minister, after drinking ferrous sulphate solution in a school science fair and ending up in hospital :hysterical::hysterical: Did it really happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khalpat Posted November 13, 2014 Author Share Posted November 13, 2014 ^^ this incident sure did happened. http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Joshi-discharged-from-hospital/articleshow/1313114609.cms But I do not have authentic source of what he said about this incident. I got this info from Quora. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G_B_ Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 "We are ready for a meaningful intercourse with the terrorists." Shivraj Patil soon after he took charge as the home minister. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haarkarjeetgaye Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Today morning I got up at night. ek mein se do bachche. bhrashtachar kiya..sorry balatkaar bachhon ki kasam congress ke saath nahi jaaoonga. modi jee haar rahe hain varanasi mein... aap thoda communal ho jao fat gayeee.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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