Asia Cup Previews - BD Tigers, Pak Markhors and SL Lions vs Ind Hunters

[zen]

https://youtu.be/IiKOYTOuLPM?t=1m22s 

In a random poll conducted by a Pak TV channel, 34 out of 35 kids did not know what the national animal of Pakistan is! 

May be assigning the name Markhor to Pak team will at least help to drive awareness about this nice animal and prevent it from getting on to the extinct animals' list

Edited February 25, 2016 by rett

[Invasion 550]

Funny reviews. To add to the banter; i dont see indians surviving much if they are the hunters. We all know the state of malnourishment in india and due to their weak bodies they might get pummelled by the graceful markhors. ;)

[Invasion 550]

Markhors need to look out for the real ronaldo aka pandaya as he could easily smack a 200 with his one eye closed and take a 10 wicket haul if they take one step wrong.

[zen]

Markhors need to look out for the real ronaldo aka pandaya as he could easily smack a 200 with his one eye closed and take a 10 wicket haul if they take one step wrong.

 

Like you said - what chance would a hunter have vs a graceful Markhor 

Edited February 25, 2016 by rett

[sandeep]

markhor chukkar biryani feast coming up soon.  

and then Pak fans will go back to searching for that elusive unicorn - a legit international class batsman under the age of 40.  Until then, they can find solace in the ABDV / Joe Root / Kane Williamson Fan club.  

[Adi_91]

Exactly

Wasn't it his first game after the Aussie tour?

Probably takes time to adjust to the conditions back in the SC. I expect him to come good soon.

[Mosher]

markhor chukkar biryani feast coming up soon.  

and then Pak fans will go back to searching for that elusive unicorn - a legit international class batsman under the age of 40.  Until then, they can find solace in the ABDV / Joe Root / Kane Williamson Fan club.  

You forgot Amla bhai.

[Invasion 550]

 

Like you said - what chance would a hunter have vs a graceful Markhor 

Malnourished hunter you mean.

[Invasion 550]

markhor chukkar biryani feast coming up soon.  

and then Pak fans will go back to searching for that elusive unicorn - a legit international class batsman under the age of 40.  Until then, they can find solace in the ABDV / Joe Root / Kane Williamson Fan club.  

Better than the elusive unicorn of a quality fast bowler that our poor saffron brothers havent been able to achieve in 65 years.

[sandeep]

Better than the elusive unicorn of a quality fast bowler that our poor saffron brothers havent been able to achieve in 65 years.

.  Lagta hai qaafi gehri chubhi.  I can understand in your junoon to respond, you probably got desperate.  But for "banter" to work, there has to be a grain of truth in it.  Prepare your brain for a simple logic invasion before going all fidayeen, else you end up embarassing yourself with a premature in-the-pants dhamaka.  Let me give you an example, so you can maybe learn - For instance 

Grim reality is, Pakistan batting stocks are so bare, and for so long, that India 'A' team rejects like Dinesh Karthik, Robin Uthappa, Kedar Jadhav would be superstars and would have been Captain for a decade.  Even the likes of Ryan Ten Doeschate and Luke Ronchi would walk into the team.  Bechara Parthiv Patel, if he was born 100 miles to the west, he would have been a legundary captain for 15 years and go strong for another 5 at least.  

See? Need a bit of kadva sach for it to work.  So, go and think for a few hours, ask a few friends, thoda google-shoogle karlo, research etc and then come back and try again.

[express bowling]

Malnourished hunter you mean.

Guys like Dhoni, Kohli, Yuvraj, Pandya, Bumrah look malnourished to you ?   Not to mention Yadav, Aaron,  Ishant  who are not in the Asia Cup team      

[Invasion 550]

.  Lagta hai qaafi gehri chubhi.  I can understand in your junoon to respond, you probably got desperate.  But for "banter" to work, there has to be a grain of truth in it.  Prepare your brain for a simple logic invasion before going all fidayeen, else you end up embarassing yourself with a premature in-the-pants dhamaka.  Let me give you an example, so you can maybe learn - For instance 

Grim reality is, Pakistan batting stocks are so bare, and for so long, that India 'A' team rejects like Dinesh Karthik, Robin Uthappa, Kedar Jadhav would be superstars and would have been Captain for a decade.  Even the likes of Ryan Ten Doeschate and Luke Ronchi would walk into the team.  Bechara Parthiv Patel, if he was born 100 miles to the west, he would have been a legundary captain for 15 years and go strong for another 5 at least.  

See? Need a bit of kadva sach for it to work.  So, go and think for a few hours, ask a few friends, thoda google-shoogle karlo, research etc and then come back and try again.

We cant match india. It is filled with ATGs. Heck, leave pakistan. No team can. I think all teams should forfeit the tournaments already and give the cups to india on a platter.

Guys like Dhoni, Kohli, Yuvraj, Pandya, Bumrah look malnourished to you ?   Not to mention Yadav, Aaron,  Ishant  who are not in the Asia Cup team      

Do pakistani players look like markhors to you?

Look up banter and then come back to me.

[Invasion 550]

Expecting the ATG indian bowling line up to rip apart the markhors. I am already shuddering with the thought of bumrah running up to bowl.

[express bowling]

Do pakistani players look like markhors to you?

 

Markhor is your chosen national animal.   Looks like a wonderful creature to me.

Be proud of it instead of being apologetic of your own choice.      

Edited February 26, 2016 by express bowling

[Invasion 550]

Markhor is your chosen national animal.   Looks like a wonderful creature.

Be proud of it instead of being apologetic of your own choice.

Learn to read my hyper saffron brother. I was pointing out that its banter that indian players are being called as malnourished hunters. Of course i am proud of markhor. Its a graceful animal.

[express bowling]

Expecting the ATG indian bowling line up to rip apart the markhors. I am already shuddering with the thought of bumrah running up to bowl.

We are not playing  our 4 quick pacers ...Umesh, Ishant, Aaron and Shami.  Lest you get injured and start crying.     

Good that you know the name of a rookie like Bumrah     

I  am least bothered about rookie Pakistani batsmen.   

 

Edited February 26, 2016 by express bowling

[Invasion 550]

We are not playing  our 4 quick pacers ...Umesh, Ishant, Aaron and Shami.  Lest you get injured and start crying.     

Good that you know the name of a rookie like Bumrah     

I  am least bothered about rookie Pakistani batsmen.   

 

You dont need to be bothered. Even india's B attack is ATG and can rip any team apart. It would be a cake walk for the indian team. ;)

[express bowling]

Learn to read my hyper saffron brother. I was pointing out that its banter that indian players are being called as malnourished hunters. Of course i am proud of markhor. Its a graceful animal.

" Saffron Brother " ??    Our national flag is white , saffron and green  with an indigo Ashok Chakra ....in case you don't know.

Sorry....I dount have the hi  kwalitee edumacasion that u do.......edookated saar    I apolojize for missteks

Edited February 26, 2016 by express bowling

[Invasion 550]

" Saffron Brother " ??    Our national flag is white , saffron and green  with an indigo Ashok Chakra ....in case you don't know.

Sorry....I dount have the hi  kwalitee edumacasion that u do.......edookated saar    I apolojize for missteks

Saffron represents you best thus the usage.

[express bowling]

Saffron represents you best thus the usage.

 

That is just your perception.