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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Let's all laugh at the padosis :)

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Losing 9 wkts in a session and last 9 wkts for 90 odd with last 4 wkts for one run!!! That too against an average NZ team :laugh: I guess we all know how the padosis got that no. 1 ranking for a period of 3 weeks by playing in UAE and the moment they have to play away this happens :rofl: 

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They're a pathetically overrated team who lucked out due to English pitches being subcontinental in the two tests they won. Lost 5 test matches in a row including a loss against WIndies at home. I wish we could play them right now. We've the better batters, spinners and pace bowlers. We'd absolutely trash them.

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I watched the match on a stream coz I had an inkling of what might happen and boy was I rewarded by Team PANICKSTAN! :rofl: After watching the match I can safely say that Ashwin is a better batsman than padosi specialist batsmen and everyone should watch highlights for some comic relief. My personal favorite was Misbah's sweeps against Lyon :cantstop:

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I watched the match on a stream coz I had an inkling of what might happen and boy was I rewarded by Team PANICKSTAN! :rofl: After watching the match I can safely say that Ashwin is a better batsman than padosi specialist batsmen and everyone should watch highlights for some comic relief. My personal favorite was Misbah's sweeps against Lyon :cantstop:

I know from where you picked the word panickistan

Was panickistan 44 years ago

Is panickistan 44 years later

Lakh dee lanat.

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8 hours ago, vayuu1 said:

I know from where you picked the word panickistan

Was panickistan 44 years ago

Is panickistan 44 years later

Lakh dee lanat.

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I read an article on cricinfo which had the term and boy were they prescient! :giggle:

 

Edit: Here's the link with reference to "Panickstan" :lol:

http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/1074364.html

 

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36 minutes ago, Ultimate_Game said:

I watched the match on a stream coz I had an inkling of what might happen and boy was I rewarded by Team PANICKSTAN! :rofl: After watching the match I can safely say that Ashwin is a better batsman than padosi specialist batsmen and everyone should watch highlights for some comic relief. My personal favorite was Misbah's sweeps against Lyon :cantstop:

200% true. Apart from Azhar Ali, no one seems to have any method to their batting. 

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Fluked their way to number 1...which was an embarrassment for cricket, now being beaten black blue by an inexperienced Aus team even when rain washes out so many sessions, whitewwash to NZ and defeat to WI in UAE. 

 

Tough times when no bottle caps, Shakoor Rana and chuckers. 

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Hard to believe how can a team lose on the last day of a test where the pitch was doing nothing nasty! I feel sad for Misbah though. He has personified the spirit of cricket for some time and is easily one of the most dignified and respected player from Pakistan apart from Inzy. 

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If these  were pre 'multi camera & neutral umpire' days  bottle 'topper' Khan would have taken the ball along with him in regular breaks and returned with a spell of 4 or 5 wkts in a heap immediately after the breaks.Now  padosi bowlers are struggling to repeat the same thing and hence the results.  

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9 hours ago, Temujin Khaghan said:

I will laugh when we win a series in australia...

 

we cannot laugh at people who fell into a ditch in broad daylight.... just like we did earlier!!!

 

sorry but honest comments..

Why cant we laugh at people who fell into a ditch just because we fell into a ditch? It may not be funny when it happens to us, but it's certainly funny when it happens to Padosis.

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A lot of my respect for this group of Pakistanis disappeared quickly today. Never thought they were supremely talented, but thought they were fighters. This series could have been a parting gift to Misbah, who has fought against so much to stabilize Pakistan. 

 

hopefully they will be able to put up a fight for 5 days next game.

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I went to the green forum for some fun and I advise everyone to do so. Some of the threads/posts there are hilarious such as "Yasir Shah better than Ashwin" or "Shafiq/Azhar better than Kohli", "Younis Khan an ATG", "Amir the best pace bowler of his generation", "Babar Azam more talented than Tendulkar/Kohli" and so on. The delusion and hilarity over there is seen to be believed. It almost feels as if it's a parody site like "The Onion" but then you realize folks out there are actually serious and you simply end up doubling over with laughter :cantstop:

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Actually there is nothing to laugh. The padosis were just doing their job, which is to collapse completely.. which they do regularly...  nothing new... They have done it earlier. They are doing it now. And they will do it in the future. Forever....

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10 hours ago, TheWall said:

Actually there is nothing to laugh. The padosis were just doing their job, which is to collapse completely.. which they do regularly...  nothing new... They have done it earlier. They are doing it now. And they will do it in the future. Forever....

That's why we show our appreciation by laughing at them :)

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Give it up for padosis again! Not satisfied with imploding within 50 overs on a patta last Test, they went one better - this time with the ball. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the "fearsome" "phaast" "best bowling attack in the world" featuring Wahab "Malcolm" Riaz, Mohammad "ATG" Amir and Yasir "Better than Ashwin" Shah who have managed to concede a 100 to a batsman in the first session of a Test :hatsoff::cantstop:

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38 minutes ago, Ultimate_Game said:

Give it up for padosis again! Not satisfied with imploding within 50 overs on a patta last Test, they went one better - this time with the ball. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the "fearsome" "phaast" "best bowling attack in the world" featuring Wahab "Malcolm" Riaz, Mohammad "ATG" Amir and Yasir "Better than Ashwin" Shah who have managed to concede a 100 to a batsman in the first session of a Test :hatsoff::cantstop:

:lol:

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9 hours ago, Ultimate_Game said:

Give it up for padosis again! Not satisfied with imploding within 50 overs on a patta last Test, they went one better - this time with the ball. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the "fearsome" "phaast" "best bowling attack in the world" featuring Wahab "Malcolm" Riaz, Mohammad "ATG" Amir and Yasir "Better than Ashwin" Shah who have managed to concede a 100 to a batsman in the first session of a Test :hatsoff::cantstop:

:woot: 100 in first session :rofl:

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Indian bowling is definitely better than their attack when bowling on similar tracks.. They have more pace and more variety other than Wahab they all are trundlers.

It is just they keep getting better bowling tracks, Lords and Oval were so subcontinental tracks if Indians played on them they would be beating any team.India has to improve their bowling but my god this Pakistan bowling attack is just useless.

 

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1 hour ago, putrevus said:

Indian bowling is definitely better than their attack when bowling on similar tracks.. They have more pace and more variety other than Wahab they all are trundlers.

It is just they keep getting better bowling tracks, Lords and Oval were so subcontinental tracks if Indians played on them they would be beating any team.India has to improve their bowling but my god this Pakistan bowling attack is just useless.

 

Agree, I keep getting the feeling that we arent that bad.

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30 minutes ago, mishra said:

Agree, I keep getting the feeling that we arent that bad.

We are better than thought of, and vice versa for the Pak pacers.  Perception always has a nontrivial time lag vs reality.  

 

The more surprising thing is that even taking into account bench strength, our stable of pacers look more promising than the Pak ones.  Can't ever remember that being the case.  

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