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  1. 42 points
    PCB missing a trick here. They should let their players wear suicide vests as a tribute to the terrorists.
  2. 19 points
    I think @maniac and @Global.Baba
  3. 15 points

    Captain Clueless

    As much as a great batsman he is, his lack of ideas, his generic methods are going to hamper us big time. He looked like how he captained RCB all these years. Despite having gun batsmen in his line up, his team was top heavy. Same with India as well. I don't think it is a coincidence. This is how he builds his team. Constantly screws around with middle order, giving chances to hacks. Very unimaginative field setting. Bowling the same bowler again and again even though he is having a bad time, Bowling part-timers at the wrong time. There is a complete lack of cohesion and team is not in sync. It is almost like everyone wants to save their own face.
  4. 15 points

    Classification of Congress Voters

    Elections are near, so time to profile ghar ka bhedi. After 50+ years of this mafia's (mis)rule, we have enough data points to identify its potential voter base. Lets proceed. Type 1: Gravy Train passengers - This is the most influential of the lot. Former brown sahibs, present masters. It consists of khandani darbaris, serving and retired bureaucrats/IPS/IFS, Judiciary, gungadeen media, NGOs, crony business houses, retired armed forces personnel (khandani types), ganga jamuni tehzeeb peddlers (different from ROPers - I consider this group to be the darbaris representing ROPers). Type 2: ROPers, ROLers - Backbone of the votebank. Brown Sahibs and Desert cultists are natural allies against heathens so no further explanation needed. (ROLers don't need direct representation in Type 1 like ROPers have with ganga jamuni peddlers, Although they form a substantial chunk of the judiciary and media. ROLers' real influencers reside outside - in US state department, Vatican, former colonial powers' foreign departments etc. ) Type 3: Sootiya & Double Digit IQ Hindus - This is blanket classification of people who dont have any rationale to vote for the Mafia like the Type 1 (financial) or Type 2 (subscriber base expansion). These people are tremendously colonized; Have a fractured sense of community with fellow hindus due to blatant casteism; Don't have sight farther than tip of their noses; Hate honest work, so seek government jobs through favours; their local/state leaders serve as lieutenants for the Mafia (presently, you know this symbiotic relationship as Mahagathbandhan) to enrich themselves while ignoring the people who put them at a pedestal - inconvenient truth that gets pushed under the carpet very easily come election time by these people, hence the double digit IQ.
  5. 13 points
    This is LALOO. Looking to troll vote.
  6. 13 points
    Pakistan in Australia, 1999/00 ACB Chairman's XI v Pakistanis Lilac Hill Park No. 2, Perth 26 October 1999 (50-over match) Result: ACB Chairman's XI won by 7 wickets Toss: Pakistanis Umpires: CR Allen and KR Rinaldi Man of the Match: RJ Campbell Players per side: 12 (11 bat, 11 field) Pakistanis innings (50 overs maximum) R M B 4 6 Wajahatullah Wasti c Campbell b A Lillee 6 7 6 1 0 Ghulam Ali c A Lillee b DK Lillee 2 25 14 0 0 Ijaz Ahmed lbw b A Lillee 2 7 8 0 0 Yousuf Youhana c Dighton b A Lillee 3 23 20 0 0 +Mohammad Wasim c & b Atkinson 26 67 53 3 0 Abdul Razzaq c Langer b DK Lillee 0 5 2 0 0 Azhar Mahmood c Langer b Karppinen 43 93 66 7 0 *Moin Khan not out 60 89 62 6 1 Mushtaq Ahmed st +Dighton b Marsh 3 10 14 0 0 Saqlain Mushtaq lbw b Hayden 9 22 22 1 0 Shoaib Akhtar c +Dighton b DK Lillee 2 5 7 0 0 Extras (lb 2, w 10) 12 Total (all out, 44 overs, 185 mins) 168 DNB: Mohammad Akram. FoW: 1-6 (Wajahatullah, 1.6 ov), 2-9 (Ijaz Ahmed, 3.4 ov), 3-12 (Ghulam Ali, 6.3 ov), 4-20 (Yousuf Youhana, 9.4 ov), 5-24 (Abdul Razzaq, 10.2 ov), 6-69 (Mohammad Wasim, 21.1 ov), 7-117 (Azhar Mahmood, 32.1 ov), 8-128 (Mushtaq Ahmed, 35.5 ov), 9-165 (Saqlain Mushtaq, 42.1 ov), 10-168 (Shoaib Akhtar, 43.6 ov). Bowling O M R W DK Lillee 8 4 8 3 A Lillee 6 0 29 3 (3w) Atkinson 5 1 16 1 (1w) Angel 6 0 23 0 Marsh 10 0 60 1 Karppinen 6 1 20 1 Hayden 3 0 10 1 (2w) ACB Chairman's XI innings (target: 169 runs from 50 overs) R M B 4 6 ML Hayden lbw b Abdul Razzaq 32 51 37 3 1 +RJ Campbell b Mushtaq Ahmed 103 97 58 11 6 JL Langer not out 18 67 30 1 0 *SM Katich c Saqlain Mushtaq b Mushtaq Ahmed 10 9 11 2 0 MEK Hussey not out 6 6 6 1 0 Extras (lb 1, w 1) 2 Total (3 wickets, 23.3 overs, 120 mins) 171 DNB: MG Dighton, DJ Marsh, MP Atkinson, J Angel, SJ Karppinen, A Lillee, DK Lillee. FoW: 1-77 (Hayden, 10.4 ov), 2-149 (Campbell, 19.3 ov), 3-161 (Katich, 21.3 ov). Bowling O M R W Shoaib Akhtar 8 0 44 0 (1w) Mohammad Akram 4 0 34 0 Saqlain Mushtaq 5 0 25 0 Abdul Razzaq 3 0 23 1 Mushtaq Ahmed 3.3 0 44 2 Pakistanis innings: 1x7 ball over (12th over) Pakistanis 50 in 78 mins from 17.1 overs Pakistanis 100 in 126 mins from 28.1 overs Pakistanis 150 in 165 mins from 38.4 overs Moin Khan 50 in 84 mins from 47 balls, 6x4, 1x6 Moin Khan was dropped by Angel when 58 (58 balls) ACB Chairman's XI 50 in 36 mins from 8 overs Campbell 50 in 69 mins from 38 balls, 9x4 ACB Chairman's XI 100 in 71 mins from 14.5 overs Campbell 100 in 93 mins from 57 balls, 11x4, 6x6 ACB Chairman's XI 150 in 105 mins from 20 overs Century of the Day Award: RJ Campbell The Chairman's Award: A Lillee LINK DK Lillee: 8 overs, 4 maidens, 8 runs, 3 wickets Beta Lillee who didn't play another recorded match apart from this one: 6 overs, 29/3 WC runners-up ki baja di.... Laal Topi preparing to avenge this epic humiliation 20 years later: Poyzzz be like:
  7. 13 points
    These jhaant ka baals also had a problem when Gambhir dedicated the 2011 WC win to the 26/11 victims.
  8. 12 points
    Things Look fine when u win and all a mess when u loose specially to our captain who at flash of a failure press a panic button . Lil unfair chances given to pant n rahul but they also didnt make it count . We have ended our international schedule with many questions and say whatever IPL will play a role . Kohli has a very short memory and 2 good innings from Rayudu , raina or even yuvi will make him have an orgasm as experience is his fav word. IPL is a good platform for young player but in past few years many frauds has made a comeback due to it . Here are the chances how WC can affect these players chances 1- Vijay shankar- He is not a t20 player and if SRH bat him down the order it can make him have an avg IPL and then everyone will forget that he did will in given chances most of all Kohli . Vijay shankar can loose a spot .....i hope not 2. Rahane- KL rahul didnt get a chance as backup opener and If rahane has a selfish IPL he cud end up have 400 runs which cud make his way for comeback. Waise hi we have this myth he is good in swinging condition which i have never seen him in ODI. Pata nhin konse green mamba milne wale hia inko ENG men . Ofcourse rahane Exp hai 3. Rayudu- They didnt let anyone settle at 4 specially shankar who today also didnt get a chance at 4. Rayudu has always been a good IPL player and he can force his way back. Remember for yrs n yrs this fraud has made everyone beilve he has amazing talent. 4. Raina- Back to his fav format, team still has no answer for No.4 and he is an experinced player and good fielder. If he has good IPL kohli will look at him . Raina 3-4 innings khelega humare desh ki emotional janta aur emotional ho jayegi . N how fat has raina become now, saala rohit bhi kuch nhin lagta ab to 5. Dhawal/unadkat/chahar/kaul- the trundler brigade can make a strong case as no one has booked that 4th seamer slot. Unadkat scares me the most as he is a left armer 6. Yuvraj- last but not the least guy with least chance but u never knw. Kohli is an emotional fool...even though high chances yuvi wont perform but never say never in cricket. 7. Rahul n pant- both have had a gr8 last IPL hopefully they have one more, they are match winners and its always better to look at them then tried n tested failures . But an avg or even above avg IPL can create a problem so they cant afford anything less then a great IPL . 8. Pandey/iyer - they have a slight chance but an oustanding IPL can help Be scared very scared, this 1 n half month can cause a lot of chu***pa .......kohli waise bhi bawla hoga kyunki RCB ki har saal durgatti hoti hai . Shastri nashe men dhoot hoga . MSK se media attention handle nhin hogi
  9. 12 points
    @velu When Dhoni comes out to bat After Dhoni scores 3 in 20 deliveries and gets out.
  10. 12 points
    Glad that finally his ban has been lifted..Although he is lunatic,He didn't deserve it while the real culprits are back after 2 years and making emotional documentary about fixing and all that nonsense.
  11. 12 points
  12. 11 points
    Alam Dar and Muloghonto if met in real life https://goo.gl/images/DKmHEC
  13. 11 points

    Positives of the series loss

    GOod luck charm. Winning a series before wc didn't result well in 2007. Whereas losing a series before wc in 2003, 2011, 2015 was good :)
  14. 10 points

    How do you picture your fellow ICFers?

    @New guy @MTC after seeing @Rasgulla posts about sachin
  15. 10 points

    Really humbling day for Pant

    Saha is a class act. Now contrast him to mofo Harbhajan, that jealous, insecure, petty sook.
  16. 10 points
    Look. Today was bowling in tandemn with Ishant. Ishant was 134 to 136. Saini was 144 to 146 Serious pace and serious accuracy. No brainer really. Is a must for test squad Also whacked guy on head, guy goes down and takes lid of and rattled. Saini looks at him , turns around and walks away, badd ass fast bowlers, liked it frankly lol Must be in test squad immediatley. In fact my attack for test is Bumrah, Sami and Saini. Ishant drops to first reserve now
  17. 10 points
    Better still put this logo on our jersey, even Bangladeshis can share the design...
  18. 9 points
    We can't win a WC without him.. Had to play the WC 2011 final... had to take the last catch in the WC 2007 T20 final
  19. 9 points

    How do you picture your fellow ICFers?

    @Sachinism with his commie friends
  20. 9 points
    @Global.Baba and @maniac
  21. 9 points
    @Under_Score after sighting @Muloghonto
  22. 9 points
    Gut instinct, no logic and hence won't explain. Group stage- Easy win against Afg, Ban, Lanka, Eng, RSA Tough win (last over thriller) against Pak, WI Lose against Aus, NZ fairly tamely We will finish 2nd or 3rd in the group and qualify for semis to take on either Eng or Oz. Kohli will win toss and elect to field and we will get a thrashing for the ages, even CT F will pale before it. If we run into Eng they will score 400-450 courtesy a massive choke by the bowlers, then proceed to win by 250-300 runs. Top 3 will fail in the crucial match like always, Kohli will once again prove what an overhyped ODI bat he is and I will request mods to lock that joke Viv-Kohli thread for good. Dhoni will as usual play a pointless innings like WC 2015 SF and plod away to a worthless 60, @velu will open 679 threads about how Dhoni has to come back in test team and also lead the team in ODIs/T20s. The ICC tourney drought will continue.
  23. 9 points
  24. 9 points
    chahal vs aussie batsmen @vvvslaxman @Stan AF
  25. 9 points

    Really humbling day for Pant

    Good guy Saha and Suniel Shetty

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