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    maniac got a reaction from velu in Right to have my content/Profile deleted   
    Anyways this is my last post on this forum. I hope the admins treat this as a genuine request and not some kind of an act or trolling.I have tried asking nicely. I will appreciate if you still consider deletion of my profile as someone who has contributed well over the years.
     
    If not
     
    I will leave you with this what has been kind of a open secret
     
    Hope Rohit Sharma never plays tests again and that mofo better pick up his game as he might be a walking disaster during the world cup,unless England provide these 400+ pitches. We need to find a replacement for this jackoff/free loader soon.
     
    Ishant after 10+years has evolved into a a good 3rd seamer. That is like the kid who gets 35% pass marks after repeating the same class 5 times....usually with those kids,the better alternative is for them to run a kirana or pan store than to hope they will excel in the field of academics some day.
     
    Finally Rayudu, glad that his comeback chances are nipped in the bud. unfortunately, he is replaced by Raina which is heart breaking. Hope Indian cricket corrects its problems soon or else we will go the WI way.
     
    I will obviously be curious enough to check and hit refresh on this thread for the next couple of hours but after that it is curtains. 
     
    Goodbye and God Bless
    Maniac
     
  2. Sad
    maniac got a reaction from velu in Right to have my content/Profile deleted   
    Anyways this is my last post on this forum. I hope the admins treat this as a genuine request and not some kind of an act or trolling.I have tried asking nicely. I will appreciate if you still consider deletion of my profile as someone who has contributed well over the years.
     
    If not
     
    I will leave you with this what has been kind of a open secret
     
    Hope Rohit Sharma never plays tests again and that mofo better pick up his game as he might be a walking disaster during the world cup,unless England provide these 400+ pitches. We need to find a replacement for this jackoff/free loader soon.
     
    Ishant after 10+years has evolved into a a good 3rd seamer. That is like the kid who gets 35% pass marks after repeating the same class 5 times....usually with those kids,the better alternative is for them to run a kirana or pan store than to hope they will excel in the field of academics some day.
     
    Finally Rayudu, glad that his comeback chances are nipped in the bud. unfortunately, he is replaced by Raina which is heart breaking. Hope Indian cricket corrects its problems soon or else we will go the WI way.
     
    I will obviously be curious enough to check and hit refresh on this thread for the next couple of hours but after that it is curtains. 
     
    Goodbye and God Bless
    Maniac
     
  3. Sad
    maniac got a reaction from velu in Right to have my content/Profile deleted   
    Anyways this is my last post on this forum. I hope the admins treat this as a genuine request and not some kind of an act or trolling.I have tried asking nicely. I will appreciate if you still consider deletion of my profile as someone who has contributed well over the years.
     
    If not
     
    I will leave you with this what has been kind of a open secret
     
    Hope Rohit Sharma never plays tests again and that mofo better pick up his game as he might be a walking disaster during the world cup,unless England provide these 400+ pitches. We need to find a replacement for this jackoff/free loader soon.
     
    Ishant after 10+years has evolved into a a good 3rd seamer. That is like the kid who gets 35% pass marks after repeating the same class 5 times....usually with those kids,the better alternative is for them to run a kirana or pan store than to hope they will excel in the field of academics some day.
     
    Finally Rayudu, glad that his comeback chances are nipped in the bud. unfortunately, he is replaced by Raina which is heart breaking. Hope Indian cricket corrects its problems soon or else we will go the WI way.
     
    I will obviously be curious enough to check and hit refresh on this thread for the next couple of hours but after that it is curtains. 
     
    Goodbye and God Bless
    Maniac
     
  4. Upvote
    maniac reacted to zen in Right to have my content/Profile deleted   
    I don’t know how this works but may be have a system where the content stays but the username is shown as “anonymous” or something to that order
     
    @maniac  please continue to post
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    maniac reacted to asterix in Right to have my content/Profile deleted   
    @maniac please don’t do this... for old times sake...

    You’ll be missed dearly. I’ll personally miss you...

    We’ve never met but the bonding is unexplainable.

    Take a break... you are entitled to. But please don’t leave like that...


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    maniac got a reaction from Laaloo in Site Feedback   
    To the admins on this site, I have asked for my account and all of it's related content to be deleted....I sent a PM to all admins and didn't get a response. In case you missed it, Once again please delete my account and all of it's content.
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    maniac got a reaction from Laaloo in Site Feedback   
    To the admins on this site, I have asked for my account and all of it's related content to be deleted....I sent a PM to all admins and didn't get a response. In case you missed it, Once again please delete my account and all of it's content.
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    maniac got a reaction from Jimmy Cliff in The Unpopular Cricket Opinions Thread   
    6.Dhoni fanboyis consists mostly of people
    from Tamil Nadu a state popular for having hysterical level of support for anyone considered a representative of their state or icons due to his stint with CSK....from a cricketing perspective there is no reason to support Dhoni in 2018.
     
    7.Dhoni doesn’t give a fk about Chennai...if he was in so much love would have made a concsious attempt to learn the language...he is just fooling naive suckers
     
  9. Haha
    maniac got a reaction from raki05 in Captain Kohli and his love for past it cricketers.   
    Must have been on an amazing diet to maintain the same look since his u-19 days
     

  10. Haha
    maniac got a reaction from raki05 in Captain Kohli and his love for past it cricketers.   
    Must have been on an amazing diet to maintain the same look since his u-19 days
     

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    maniac got a reaction from Stuge in How Rohit Sharma leads you towards the path to enlightenment   
    According to Indian/Buddhist/Jain Philosophy opening up these 7 Chakras leads to path of salvation and enlightenment.
     
    Gautama Buddha attained enlightenment sitting under a fig tree,but we can attain the same path following this legendary cricketer.
     
    As an already enlightened soul let me share with you and guide you on this journey as to how you can achieve Moksha as well.
     
    Chakra 1-Basic trust
     
    The most difficult Chakra. This  starts opening up during the initial powerplays. While the common ignorant folk are criticizing you for slow batting(just like they threw stones at Mahavira back in the day),the goal here is  to safely negotiate the new ball and ensure the the base(root) is stabilized.
     

     
    Chakra 2-Creativity
    Once the first chakra is stabilized,You find yourself moving up into your 2nd Chakra.
     
    This is when you come up with a lot of creativity to up your strike rate which obviously is the downside of stabilizing your first Chakra as critical as that is.
     
     

     
    Chakra 3-Wisdom
    Once the creativity opens up and you realize that you got a couple of lucky reprieves along the way,the wisdom chakra opens up.
     
    This is when you realize that today is your day and you are on the verge of  something special.

     
    Chakra 4-Love healing
     
    Usually along this special journey there are a lot of roadblocks which may also result in a lot of heartbreaks among loved ones eg; Kohli runouts in Rohit specials etc. 
     
    This is when the love healing chakra kicks in.
     
    Your talent mesmerizes those who felt a little let down initially.Once this chakra opens up it starts taking over their minds and they start loving you even more.
     
    This when they realize the depths of the skills you possess. They are hypnotized by your "Qi" also known in cricketing circles as "xfactor" and your "abilities to change sessions in a day". 
     
    This is the Most important Chakra from a career perspective.
     

     
    Chakra 5-Communication
     
    Most mystics and prophets are misunderstood in their time by the common folk.
     
    It is once they are long gone,people realize what they meant and what they were trying to communicate.
     
    "come to India" ,"how many wickets did you take" may be ridiculed now but in 50 years they will be on T-Shirts everywhere and the swag with which they were delivered will blow your mind away.
     

     
    Chakra 6-Awareness
    This is the chakra were  the awareness kicks in that every shot you play is coming off,the moment of the pitch seems non-existent,the pace feels 10 clicks slower and the opposition regardless of their stature seem like minnows.
     
    Opening up of this Chakra can lead to some incredible feats like 16 6's,fastest T20 100,man of the match WC Qf's, M.O.M CT Sf's,Highest individual score etc etc etc.No need to go on because at this point you guys get me as we have come a long way in this spiritual journey and you are ready for the final chakra.
     

     

     

     
    Chakra 7-Spirituality
     
    The Final Chakra. This is when you attain Moksha/niravana/enlightenment.You feel rightfully that you have achieved everything that is humanely possible.
     
    You may decide to leave your test slot for younger players and find yourself in a total state of bliss as an "eternal champion".
     

     
    If you feel enlightened and an eternal state of bliss in this guided tour through your chakras,please feel free to PM me as my foundation is currently accepting bitcoin payments. It is Tax deductible as it is a NPO :)
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    maniac got a reaction from Stuge in How Rohit Sharma leads you towards the path to enlightenment   
    According to Indian/Buddhist/Jain Philosophy opening up these 7 Chakras leads to path of salvation and enlightenment.
     
    Gautama Buddha attained enlightenment sitting under a fig tree,but we can attain the same path following this legendary cricketer.
     
    As an already enlightened soul let me share with you and guide you on this journey as to how you can achieve Moksha as well.
     
    Chakra 1-Basic trust
     
    The most difficult Chakra. This  starts opening up during the initial powerplays. While the common ignorant folk are criticizing you for slow batting(just like they threw stones at Mahavira back in the day),the goal here is  to safely negotiate the new ball and ensure the the base(root) is stabilized.
     

     
    Chakra 2-Creativity
    Once the first chakra is stabilized,You find yourself moving up into your 2nd Chakra.
     
    This is when you come up with a lot of creativity to up your strike rate which obviously is the downside of stabilizing your first Chakra as critical as that is.
     
     

     
    Chakra 3-Wisdom
    Once the creativity opens up and you realize that you got a couple of lucky reprieves along the way,the wisdom chakra opens up.
     
    This is when you realize that today is your day and you are on the verge of  something special.

     
    Chakra 4-Love healing
     
    Usually along this special journey there are a lot of roadblocks which may also result in a lot of heartbreaks among loved ones eg; Kohli runouts in Rohit specials etc. 
     
    This is when the love healing chakra kicks in.
     
    Your talent mesmerizes those who felt a little let down initially.Once this chakra opens up it starts taking over their minds and they start loving you even more.
     
    This when they realize the depths of the skills you possess. They are hypnotized by your "Qi" also known in cricketing circles as "xfactor" and your "abilities to change sessions in a day". 
     
    This is the Most important Chakra from a career perspective.
     

     
    Chakra 5-Communication
     
    Most mystics and prophets are misunderstood in their time by the common folk.
     
    It is once they are long gone,people realize what they meant and what they were trying to communicate.
     
    "come to India" ,"how many wickets did you take" may be ridiculed now but in 50 years they will be on T-Shirts everywhere and the swag with which they were delivered will blow your mind away.
     

     
    Chakra 6-Awareness
    This is the chakra were  the awareness kicks in that every shot you play is coming off,the moment of the pitch seems non-existent,the pace feels 10 clicks slower and the opposition regardless of their stature seem like minnows.
     
    Opening up of this Chakra can lead to some incredible feats like 16 6's,fastest T20 100,man of the match WC Qf's, M.O.M CT Sf's,Highest individual score etc etc etc.No need to go on because at this point you guys get me as we have come a long way in this spiritual journey and you are ready for the final chakra.
     

     

     

     
    Chakra 7-Spirituality
     
    The Final Chakra. This is when you attain Moksha/niravana/enlightenment.You feel rightfully that you have achieved everything that is humanely possible.
     
    You may decide to leave your test slot for younger players and find yourself in a total state of bliss as an "eternal champion".
     

     
    If you feel enlightened and an eternal state of bliss in this guided tour through your chakras,please feel free to PM me as my foundation is currently accepting bitcoin payments. It is Tax deductible as it is a NPO :)
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    maniac got a reaction from Stuge in How Rohit Sharma leads you towards the path to enlightenment   
    According to Indian/Buddhist/Jain Philosophy opening up these 7 Chakras leads to path of salvation and enlightenment.
     
    Gautama Buddha attained enlightenment sitting under a fig tree,but we can attain the same path following this legendary cricketer.
     
    As an already enlightened soul let me share with you and guide you on this journey as to how you can achieve Moksha as well.
     
    Chakra 1-Basic trust
     
    The most difficult Chakra. This  starts opening up during the initial powerplays. While the common ignorant folk are criticizing you for slow batting(just like they threw stones at Mahavira back in the day),the goal here is  to safely negotiate the new ball and ensure the the base(root) is stabilized.
     

     
    Chakra 2-Creativity
    Once the first chakra is stabilized,You find yourself moving up into your 2nd Chakra.
     
    This is when you come up with a lot of creativity to up your strike rate which obviously is the downside of stabilizing your first Chakra as critical as that is.
     
     

     
    Chakra 3-Wisdom
    Once the creativity opens up and you realize that you got a couple of lucky reprieves along the way,the wisdom chakra opens up.
     
    This is when you realize that today is your day and you are on the verge of  something special.

     
    Chakra 4-Love healing
     
    Usually along this special journey there are a lot of roadblocks which may also result in a lot of heartbreaks among loved ones eg; Kohli runouts in Rohit specials etc. 
     
    This is when the love healing chakra kicks in.
     
    Your talent mesmerizes those who felt a little let down initially.Once this chakra opens up it starts taking over their minds and they start loving you even more.
     
    This when they realize the depths of the skills you possess. They are hypnotized by your "Qi" also known in cricketing circles as "xfactor" and your "abilities to change sessions in a day". 
     
    This is the Most important Chakra from a career perspective.
     

     
    Chakra 5-Communication
     
    Most mystics and prophets are misunderstood in their time by the common folk.
     
    It is once they are long gone,people realize what they meant and what they were trying to communicate.
     
    "come to India" ,"how many wickets did you take" may be ridiculed now but in 50 years they will be on T-Shirts everywhere and the swag with which they were delivered will blow your mind away.
     

     
    Chakra 6-Awareness
    This is the chakra were  the awareness kicks in that every shot you play is coming off,the moment of the pitch seems non-existent,the pace feels 10 clicks slower and the opposition regardless of their stature seem like minnows.
     
    Opening up of this Chakra can lead to some incredible feats like 16 6's,fastest T20 100,man of the match WC Qf's, M.O.M CT Sf's,Highest individual score etc etc etc.No need to go on because at this point you guys get me as we have come a long way in this spiritual journey and you are ready for the final chakra.
     

     

     

     
    Chakra 7-Spirituality
     
    The Final Chakra. This is when you attain Moksha/niravana/enlightenment.You feel rightfully that you have achieved everything that is humanely possible.
     
    You may decide to leave your test slot for younger players and find yourself in a total state of bliss as an "eternal champion".
     

     
    If you feel enlightened and an eternal state of bliss in this guided tour through your chakras,please feel free to PM me as my foundation is currently accepting bitcoin payments. It is Tax deductible as it is a NPO :)
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    maniac got a reaction from Stuge in How Rohit Sharma leads you towards the path to enlightenment   
    According to Indian/Buddhist/Jain Philosophy opening up these 7 Chakras leads to path of salvation and enlightenment.
     
    Gautama Buddha attained enlightenment sitting under a fig tree,but we can attain the same path following this legendary cricketer.
     
    As an already enlightened soul let me share with you and guide you on this journey as to how you can achieve Moksha as well.
     
    Chakra 1-Basic trust
     
    The most difficult Chakra. This  starts opening up during the initial powerplays. While the common ignorant folk are criticizing you for slow batting(just like they threw stones at Mahavira back in the day),the goal here is  to safely negotiate the new ball and ensure the the base(root) is stabilized.
     

     
    Chakra 2-Creativity
    Once the first chakra is stabilized,You find yourself moving up into your 2nd Chakra.
     
    This is when you come up with a lot of creativity to up your strike rate which obviously is the downside of stabilizing your first Chakra as critical as that is.
     
     

     
    Chakra 3-Wisdom
    Once the creativity opens up and you realize that you got a couple of lucky reprieves along the way,the wisdom chakra opens up.
     
    This is when you realize that today is your day and you are on the verge of  something special.

     
    Chakra 4-Love healing
     
    Usually along this special journey there are a lot of roadblocks which may also result in a lot of heartbreaks among loved ones eg; Kohli runouts in Rohit specials etc. 
     
    This is when the love healing chakra kicks in.
     
    Your talent mesmerizes those who felt a little let down initially.Once this chakra opens up it starts taking over their minds and they start loving you even more.
     
    This when they realize the depths of the skills you possess. They are hypnotized by your "Qi" also known in cricketing circles as "xfactor" and your "abilities to change sessions in a day". 
     
    This is the Most important Chakra from a career perspective.
     

     
    Chakra 5-Communication
     
    Most mystics and prophets are misunderstood in their time by the common folk.
     
    It is once they are long gone,people realize what they meant and what they were trying to communicate.
     
    "come to India" ,"how many wickets did you take" may be ridiculed now but in 50 years they will be on T-Shirts everywhere and the swag with which they were delivered will blow your mind away.
     

     
    Chakra 6-Awareness
    This is the chakra were  the awareness kicks in that every shot you play is coming off,the moment of the pitch seems non-existent,the pace feels 10 clicks slower and the opposition regardless of their stature seem like minnows.
     
    Opening up of this Chakra can lead to some incredible feats like 16 6's,fastest T20 100,man of the match WC Qf's, M.O.M CT Sf's,Highest individual score etc etc etc.No need to go on because at this point you guys get me as we have come a long way in this spiritual journey and you are ready for the final chakra.
     

     

     

     
    Chakra 7-Spirituality
     
    The Final Chakra. This is when you attain Moksha/niravana/enlightenment.You feel rightfully that you have achieved everything that is humanely possible.
     
    You may decide to leave your test slot for younger players and find yourself in a total state of bliss as an "eternal champion".
     

     
    If you feel enlightened and an eternal state of bliss in this guided tour through your chakras,please feel free to PM me as my foundation is currently accepting bitcoin payments. It is Tax deductible as it is a NPO :)
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    maniac got a reaction from Stuge in How Rohit Sharma leads you towards the path to enlightenment   
    According to Indian/Buddhist/Jain Philosophy opening up these 7 Chakras leads to path of salvation and enlightenment.
     
    Gautama Buddha attained enlightenment sitting under a fig tree,but we can attain the same path following this legendary cricketer.
     
    As an already enlightened soul let me share with you and guide you on this journey as to how you can achieve Moksha as well.
     
    Chakra 1-Basic trust
     
    The most difficult Chakra. This  starts opening up during the initial powerplays. While the common ignorant folk are criticizing you for slow batting(just like they threw stones at Mahavira back in the day),the goal here is  to safely negotiate the new ball and ensure the the base(root) is stabilized.
     

     
    Chakra 2-Creativity
    Once the first chakra is stabilized,You find yourself moving up into your 2nd Chakra.
     
    This is when you come up with a lot of creativity to up your strike rate which obviously is the downside of stabilizing your first Chakra as critical as that is.
     
     

     
    Chakra 3-Wisdom
    Once the creativity opens up and you realize that you got a couple of lucky reprieves along the way,the wisdom chakra opens up.
     
    This is when you realize that today is your day and you are on the verge of  something special.

     
    Chakra 4-Love healing
     
    Usually along this special journey there are a lot of roadblocks which may also result in a lot of heartbreaks among loved ones eg; Kohli runouts in Rohit specials etc. 
     
    This is when the love healing chakra kicks in.
     
    Your talent mesmerizes those who felt a little let down initially.Once this chakra opens up it starts taking over their minds and they start loving you even more.
     
    This when they realize the depths of the skills you possess. They are hypnotized by your "Qi" also known in cricketing circles as "xfactor" and your "abilities to change sessions in a day". 
     
    This is the Most important Chakra from a career perspective.
     

     
    Chakra 5-Communication
     
    Most mystics and prophets are misunderstood in their time by the common folk.
     
    It is once they are long gone,people realize what they meant and what they were trying to communicate.
     
    "come to India" ,"how many wickets did you take" may be ridiculed now but in 50 years they will be on T-Shirts everywhere and the swag with which they were delivered will blow your mind away.
     

     
    Chakra 6-Awareness
    This is the chakra were  the awareness kicks in that every shot you play is coming off,the moment of the pitch seems non-existent,the pace feels 10 clicks slower and the opposition regardless of their stature seem like minnows.
     
    Opening up of this Chakra can lead to some incredible feats like 16 6's,fastest T20 100,man of the match WC Qf's, M.O.M CT Sf's,Highest individual score etc etc etc.No need to go on because at this point you guys get me as we have come a long way in this spiritual journey and you are ready for the final chakra.
     

     

     

     
    Chakra 7-Spirituality
     
    The Final Chakra. This is when you attain Moksha/niravana/enlightenment.You feel rightfully that you have achieved everything that is humanely possible.
     
    You may decide to leave your test slot for younger players and find yourself in a total state of bliss as an "eternal champion".
     

     
    If you feel enlightened and an eternal state of bliss in this guided tour through your chakras,please feel free to PM me as my foundation is currently accepting bitcoin payments. It is Tax deductible as it is a NPO :)
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    maniac got a reaction from Stuge in How Rohit Sharma leads you towards the path to enlightenment   
    According to Indian/Buddhist/Jain Philosophy opening up these 7 Chakras leads to path of salvation and enlightenment.
     
    Gautama Buddha attained enlightenment sitting under a fig tree,but we can attain the same path following this legendary cricketer.
     
    As an already enlightened soul let me share with you and guide you on this journey as to how you can achieve Moksha as well.
     
    Chakra 1-Basic trust
     
    The most difficult Chakra. This  starts opening up during the initial powerplays. While the common ignorant folk are criticizing you for slow batting(just like they threw stones at Mahavira back in the day),the goal here is  to safely negotiate the new ball and ensure the the base(root) is stabilized.
     

     
    Chakra 2-Creativity
    Once the first chakra is stabilized,You find yourself moving up into your 2nd Chakra.
     
    This is when you come up with a lot of creativity to up your strike rate which obviously is the downside of stabilizing your first Chakra as critical as that is.
     
     

     
    Chakra 3-Wisdom
    Once the creativity opens up and you realize that you got a couple of lucky reprieves along the way,the wisdom chakra opens up.
     
    This is when you realize that today is your day and you are on the verge of  something special.

     
    Chakra 4-Love healing
     
    Usually along this special journey there are a lot of roadblocks which may also result in a lot of heartbreaks among loved ones eg; Kohli runouts in Rohit specials etc. 
     
    This is when the love healing chakra kicks in.
     
    Your talent mesmerizes those who felt a little let down initially.Once this chakra opens up it starts taking over their minds and they start loving you even more.
     
    This when they realize the depths of the skills you possess. They are hypnotized by your "Qi" also known in cricketing circles as "xfactor" and your "abilities to change sessions in a day". 
     
    This is the Most important Chakra from a career perspective.
     

     
    Chakra 5-Communication
     
    Most mystics and prophets are misunderstood in their time by the common folk.
     
    It is once they are long gone,people realize what they meant and what they were trying to communicate.
     
    "come to India" ,"how many wickets did you take" may be ridiculed now but in 50 years they will be on T-Shirts everywhere and the swag with which they were delivered will blow your mind away.
     

     
    Chakra 6-Awareness
    This is the chakra were  the awareness kicks in that every shot you play is coming off,the moment of the pitch seems non-existent,the pace feels 10 clicks slower and the opposition regardless of their stature seem like minnows.
     
    Opening up of this Chakra can lead to some incredible feats like 16 6's,fastest T20 100,man of the match WC Qf's, M.O.M CT Sf's,Highest individual score etc etc etc.No need to go on because at this point you guys get me as we have come a long way in this spiritual journey and you are ready for the final chakra.
     

     

     

     
    Chakra 7-Spirituality
     
    The Final Chakra. This is when you attain Moksha/niravana/enlightenment.You feel rightfully that you have achieved everything that is humanely possible.
     
    You may decide to leave your test slot for younger players and find yourself in a total state of bliss as an "eternal champion".
     

     
    If you feel enlightened and an eternal state of bliss in this guided tour through your chakras,please feel free to PM me as my foundation is currently accepting bitcoin payments. It is Tax deductible as it is a NPO :)
  17. Troll
    maniac got a reaction from Stuge in How Rohit Sharma leads you towards the path to enlightenment   
    According to Indian/Buddhist/Jain Philosophy opening up these 7 Chakras leads to path of salvation and enlightenment.
     
    Gautama Buddha attained enlightenment sitting under a fig tree,but we can attain the same path following this legendary cricketer.
     
    As an already enlightened soul let me share with you and guide you on this journey as to how you can achieve Moksha as well.
     
    Chakra 1-Basic trust
     
    The most difficult Chakra. This  starts opening up during the initial powerplays. While the common ignorant folk are criticizing you for slow batting(just like they threw stones at Mahavira back in the day),the goal here is  to safely negotiate the new ball and ensure the the base(root) is stabilized.
     

     
    Chakra 2-Creativity
    Once the first chakra is stabilized,You find yourself moving up into your 2nd Chakra.
     
    This is when you come up with a lot of creativity to up your strike rate which obviously is the downside of stabilizing your first Chakra as critical as that is.
     
     

     
    Chakra 3-Wisdom
    Once the creativity opens up and you realize that you got a couple of lucky reprieves along the way,the wisdom chakra opens up.
     
    This is when you realize that today is your day and you are on the verge of  something special.

     
    Chakra 4-Love healing
     
    Usually along this special journey there are a lot of roadblocks which may also result in a lot of heartbreaks among loved ones eg; Kohli runouts in Rohit specials etc. 
     
    This is when the love healing chakra kicks in.
     
    Your talent mesmerizes those who felt a little let down initially.Once this chakra opens up it starts taking over their minds and they start loving you even more.
     
    This when they realize the depths of the skills you possess. They are hypnotized by your "Qi" also known in cricketing circles as "xfactor" and your "abilities to change sessions in a day". 
     
    This is the Most important Chakra from a career perspective.
     

     
    Chakra 5-Communication
     
    Most mystics and prophets are misunderstood in their time by the common folk.
     
    It is once they are long gone,people realize what they meant and what they were trying to communicate.
     
    "come to India" ,"how many wickets did you take" may be ridiculed now but in 50 years they will be on T-Shirts everywhere and the swag with which they were delivered will blow your mind away.
     

     
    Chakra 6-Awareness
    This is the chakra were  the awareness kicks in that every shot you play is coming off,the moment of the pitch seems non-existent,the pace feels 10 clicks slower and the opposition regardless of their stature seem like minnows.
     
    Opening up of this Chakra can lead to some incredible feats like 16 6's,fastest T20 100,man of the match WC Qf's, M.O.M CT Sf's,Highest individual score etc etc etc.No need to go on because at this point you guys get me as we have come a long way in this spiritual journey and you are ready for the final chakra.
     

     

     

     
    Chakra 7-Spirituality
     
    The Final Chakra. This is when you attain Moksha/niravana/enlightenment.You feel rightfully that you have achieved everything that is humanely possible.
     
    You may decide to leave your test slot for younger players and find yourself in a total state of bliss as an "eternal champion".
     

     
    If you feel enlightened and an eternal state of bliss in this guided tour through your chakras,please feel free to PM me as my foundation is currently accepting bitcoin payments. It is Tax deductible as it is a NPO :)
  18. Haha
    maniac got a reaction from velu in Grievances thread   
    .......now I have to figure out a way to ease in to this new regime keeping the same "essence" of course.
     
     
  19. Haha
    maniac got a reaction from Mosher in What is your take on Dhoni's future?   
    Thread opened under new ICF rules
     
    ur views :)
  20. Troll
    maniac got a reaction from Switchblade in What is your take on Dhoni's future?   
    intellectual debate -37 year old "legend" with 3-4 immediate replacements vs a still 31 and the best opener in the world.Don't think it is a contest...anyway no baiting under new rules,let us stick to topic :)
  21. Troll
    maniac got a reaction from Stuge in How Rohit Sharma leads you towards the path to enlightenment   
    According to Indian/Buddhist/Jain Philosophy opening up these 7 Chakras leads to path of salvation and enlightenment.
     
    Gautama Buddha attained enlightenment sitting under a fig tree,but we can attain the same path following this legendary cricketer.
     
    As an already enlightened soul let me share with you and guide you on this journey as to how you can achieve Moksha as well.
     
    Chakra 1-Basic trust
     
    The most difficult Chakra. This  starts opening up during the initial powerplays. While the common ignorant folk are criticizing you for slow batting(just like they threw stones at Mahavira back in the day),the goal here is  to safely negotiate the new ball and ensure the the base(root) is stabilized.
     

     
    Chakra 2-Creativity
    Once the first chakra is stabilized,You find yourself moving up into your 2nd Chakra.
     
    This is when you come up with a lot of creativity to up your strike rate which obviously is the downside of stabilizing your first Chakra as critical as that is.
     
     

     
    Chakra 3-Wisdom
    Once the creativity opens up and you realize that you got a couple of lucky reprieves along the way,the wisdom chakra opens up.
     
    This is when you realize that today is your day and you are on the verge of  something special.

     
    Chakra 4-Love healing
     
    Usually along this special journey there are a lot of roadblocks which may also result in a lot of heartbreaks among loved ones eg; Kohli runouts in Rohit specials etc. 
     
    This is when the love healing chakra kicks in.
     
    Your talent mesmerizes those who felt a little let down initially.Once this chakra opens up it starts taking over their minds and they start loving you even more.
     
    This when they realize the depths of the skills you possess. They are hypnotized by your "Qi" also known in cricketing circles as "xfactor" and your "abilities to change sessions in a day". 
     
    This is the Most important Chakra from a career perspective.
     

     
    Chakra 5-Communication
     
    Most mystics and prophets are misunderstood in their time by the common folk.
     
    It is once they are long gone,people realize what they meant and what they were trying to communicate.
     
    "come to India" ,"how many wickets did you take" may be ridiculed now but in 50 years they will be on T-Shirts everywhere and the swag with which they were delivered will blow your mind away.
     

     
    Chakra 6-Awareness
    This is the chakra were  the awareness kicks in that every shot you play is coming off,the moment of the pitch seems non-existent,the pace feels 10 clicks slower and the opposition regardless of their stature seem like minnows.
     
    Opening up of this Chakra can lead to some incredible feats like 16 6's,fastest T20 100,man of the match WC Qf's, M.O.M CT Sf's,Highest individual score etc etc etc.No need to go on because at this point you guys get me as we have come a long way in this spiritual journey and you are ready for the final chakra.
     

     

     

     
    Chakra 7-Spirituality
     
    The Final Chakra. This is when you attain Moksha/niravana/enlightenment.You feel rightfully that you have achieved everything that is humanely possible.
     
    You may decide to leave your test slot for younger players and find yourself in a total state of bliss as an "eternal champion".
     

     
    If you feel enlightened and an eternal state of bliss in this guided tour through your chakras,please feel free to PM me as my foundation is currently accepting bitcoin payments. It is Tax deductible as it is a NPO :)
  22. Troll
    maniac got a reaction from Stuge in How Rohit Sharma leads you towards the path to enlightenment   
    According to Indian/Buddhist/Jain Philosophy opening up these 7 Chakras leads to path of salvation and enlightenment.
     
    Gautama Buddha attained enlightenment sitting under a fig tree,but we can attain the same path following this legendary cricketer.
     
    As an already enlightened soul let me share with you and guide you on this journey as to how you can achieve Moksha as well.
     
    Chakra 1-Basic trust
     
    The most difficult Chakra. This  starts opening up during the initial powerplays. While the common ignorant folk are criticizing you for slow batting(just like they threw stones at Mahavira back in the day),the goal here is  to safely negotiate the new ball and ensure the the base(root) is stabilized.
     

     
    Chakra 2-Creativity
    Once the first chakra is stabilized,You find yourself moving up into your 2nd Chakra.
     
    This is when you come up with a lot of creativity to up your strike rate which obviously is the downside of stabilizing your first Chakra as critical as that is.
     
     

     
    Chakra 3-Wisdom
    Once the creativity opens up and you realize that you got a couple of lucky reprieves along the way,the wisdom chakra opens up.
     
    This is when you realize that today is your day and you are on the verge of  something special.

     
    Chakra 4-Love healing
     
    Usually along this special journey there are a lot of roadblocks which may also result in a lot of heartbreaks among loved ones eg; Kohli runouts in Rohit specials etc. 
     
    This is when the love healing chakra kicks in.
     
    Your talent mesmerizes those who felt a little let down initially.Once this chakra opens up it starts taking over their minds and they start loving you even more.
     
    This when they realize the depths of the skills you possess. They are hypnotized by your "Qi" also known in cricketing circles as "xfactor" and your "abilities to change sessions in a day". 
     
    This is the Most important Chakra from a career perspective.
     

     
    Chakra 5-Communication
     
    Most mystics and prophets are misunderstood in their time by the common folk.
     
    It is once they are long gone,people realize what they meant and what they were trying to communicate.
     
    "come to India" ,"how many wickets did you take" may be ridiculed now but in 50 years they will be on T-Shirts everywhere and the swag with which they were delivered will blow your mind away.
     

     
    Chakra 6-Awareness
    This is the chakra were  the awareness kicks in that every shot you play is coming off,the moment of the pitch seems non-existent,the pace feels 10 clicks slower and the opposition regardless of their stature seem like minnows.
     
    Opening up of this Chakra can lead to some incredible feats like 16 6's,fastest T20 100,man of the match WC Qf's, M.O.M CT Sf's,Highest individual score etc etc etc.No need to go on because at this point you guys get me as we have come a long way in this spiritual journey and you are ready for the final chakra.
     

     

     

     
    Chakra 7-Spirituality
     
    The Final Chakra. This is when you attain Moksha/niravana/enlightenment.You feel rightfully that you have achieved everything that is humanely possible.
     
    You may decide to leave your test slot for younger players and find yourself in a total state of bliss as an "eternal champion".
     

     
    If you feel enlightened and an eternal state of bliss in this guided tour through your chakras,please feel free to PM me as my foundation is currently accepting bitcoin payments. It is Tax deductible as it is a NPO :)
  23. Haha
    maniac got a reaction from Mosher in Grievances thread   
    cmon...a forum that welcomes gibberish from a bot like  @Rasgulla is either the most benevolent place. Let us all get along
     

  24. Haha
    maniac got a reaction from Mosher in What is your take on Dhoni's future?   
    Thread opened under new ICF rules
     
    ur views :)
  25. Haha
    maniac got a reaction from Mosher in Grievances thread   
    cmon...a forum that welcomes gibberish from a bot like  @Rasgulla is either the most benevolent place. Let us all get along
     

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