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  1. dandaroy

    What's the highest level you've played?

    Played for high school and for a club as a junior member prior to that. Was a opener and left arm orthodox spin. The last high school match I played, I got out the first ball. It was an important match and the opposing bowler was best in the school and quick (by HS standards). I just froze the first ball I recevied, no real footwork and the ball kissed my pad strap and was given LBW by the umpire who also my hostel warden. I thought it was missing leg, but had to go without making any face for fear of getting spanked. Was mercilessly bullied for the next month or so my friends and team mates and just said to myself ... phuck it ... moved on with my life becoming a nerd!! Actually, my Dad played for his university in the 50s and did have the potential to play to state level. But during those days, there was no financial incentive and my granddad scared him off to be a paper pusher as an engineer. So growing up, received a lot of encouragement from my Dad to pursue cricket, but even in my teens (late 80s) cricket was not very lucrative unless you made it to the national level.
  2. thoda highlights dekhna hain is match aur phela wala Hamdullah ke against. Kahan milega?
  3. dandaroy

    Please respect our team!!!

    The OP is a perfect example why India is always lagging in every sphere despite having over a billion people and so much potential but only on paper. Kshatriya stock
  4. E ka hua bhai. Mera Dil Dil Pakistan haar gaya!! Humdullah, Humdullah!!!
  5. Abe ghochu gnawaar, tu saala test cricket khel nahin sakta. Aankh ke kya loada ghusake rakkha hain? Jaake replay dekh kaise goro-ko slip mein catching practice di!!
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    Unnecessary hype around this Ind-Pak match

    After King Kong split your bewda avatar wide open, everyone is so hyped up to know one thing. How does a split Bewda sit on a chair in the pavilion for 6+ hrs? Eager minds want to know. I feel for the chair!!!
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    Congratulations Ind & fans

    Bewda has got his mojo going after the monstrous phuck from the Mighty Kong. He will tear your Pakistani ausses apart tomorrow, Inshallah, Mashallah, Hamdullah!!!!
  8. I want India to lose and lose BIG! I want Bewda to be phucked again by Hamdullah; the Mighty Kong was not enough! Phuck De Bewda!!
  9. dandaroy

    Are shock defeats painful to this side?

    Nope. Nothing is painful any more to the Bewda once he has been phucked by the Mighty Kong. His ausshole is wide as wide can be!!
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    How Shameful is this??

    Welcome to the dark world of Bewda. Phucked by the Mighty Kong!!!
  11. Man, I wanted India to lose so that Bewda could be humilliated! It was a moral defeat even though it was a win. If Bewda thinks highly of moral victories in England, will he accept that getting morally phucked by the Mighty Kong will be worse than a meek win? Things that make you go hmmm...
  12. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA India is so miserable they cannot score against Hong Kong? King Kong phucked Bewda!!
  13. Sadly the only people who will make noise are the ones not in charge. Patethic state of Indian cricket. Phuck de Bewda!
  14. dandaroy

    Rant by an Indian fan against Shastri bot and co

    "bokachoda shourer bachha" .....Bong rant! However, Bewda absolutely deserves all the gaalis he is throwing out. He is pond scum!
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    Damning scoreline hides India's competitiveness

    A loss is a loss. There are no moral victories for fans. They sucked in 2011, 2014 and in 2018. Moral victories are to be taken internally by each player and the team management to assess how they have performed and what they could have done better. However, in the end the record books will say 1-4 thrashing in England ... AGAIN! Phuck de India ... Jai Hind!
  16. He was probably the most selfish batsman in the history of cricket that has made some runs. Now he talks big about technique, etc.
  17. Blocked his way to the average. Look at his strike rate (not sure if data is there, but I would be shocked if it was above 20). Ask Ian Chappell about Boycott and he will go on a rant about how useless Boycott was.
  18. True that. Gambhir is hardly a rubbish player. When he was doing well, he played some valuable knocks for India between 2008 - 2011. I remember the knock in SA in 2010-11 and also saving a test in NZ in 2009. True, he was known as pokemon for his habit of poking outside the off stump, but this footage was when he was way past his prime. It's a bit rich coming from Boycott. The most boring batsman in the history of test cricket. Phucker was once dropped from the team for playing too slow. I have seen Boycott play, could put even a young man to sleep. And phucker has the audacity to compare himself to Gavaskar.
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    [VIDEO] Japanese Woman Eats 2.5 kg of Indian Food in 25 Minutes

    I had an uncle in Kolkata who could binge eat like this. 50 pieces of fish, 100 rasgullas, etc in one sitting. Whenever he was invited to a party or a marriage ceremony it would be a spectacle. His wife hated it. One time when he was in his twenties he had a bet with my dad and ate 80 bananas in one sitting. He was shitting continuously for the next two days. One time he was helping out with a friend's wedding and due to torrential rain the number of guests who came for the wedding and the meal was half of what was anticipated. The friend's Dad asked my uncle and some other young guys if they could finish up the excess food. He ate so much that he barely made it home, knocked on the door, got to the first bed he could make it and passed out from overeating. Sadly, abuse of the digestive system caught up with him as he got older. He died fairly young in his mid 50s of multiple ailments arising out of hypertension, diabetes and a host of other issues.
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    What our batsmen can expect in Australia !!!

    We are good against ghanta. Just wait and see how Starc, Cummins and Hazelwood make these idiots dance. Indian batsmen in their current form can't bat against swing, seam, pace, bounce and spin (except Kohli to some extent). Only pattas. Just wait for a few month and get back to me. Once the quicks make their balls hurt, then Lyons will spin webs around them. With Bewda at the helm of affairs and Bubble Boy blind with arrogance, NOTHING will change. NOTHING!!!!
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    No sympathy for ‘rude’ Australians from Moeen Ali

    That’s so lame and so white trash! Actually some of the Aussie players are textbook bullies: push people around especially the weak, but as soon as you fight back, they turn into snowflakes! Warner is worst example. Remember when was making fun of DeKock, abusing his last name and then got all hot and bothered when DeKock said something about his wife. When you make personal abuse, your entire phucking family is open for abuse back ... ausshole! Another example was McGrath, getting all worked up when Sarwan made a reference to his wife. That’s what you get when you ask how Lara’s penis tastes like. The fact that his wife was a cancer victim became irrelevant at that moment. Don’t abuse people personally and then not expect that you won’t receive it!!
  22. Arre bolne do na Bewda ko. Bechara Asia Cup mein Bubbloo beta ko miss kar raha Hoga. Akhir nayee jodi hain. Gham mein barbara raha hain sharabi! chal Bewda, aur bol - Bubbloo aur tune kiss kiss ki gaaand mari?
  23. Yuvi was great until 2011, but his time has past. Biru, aur ek do I Pee L mein paise Kama le. Uske baad retire karo.
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    Series positives?

    Bewda-Bubbloo Beta ka prem katha

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