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    Is Bhuvi Kumar India's Jade Dernbach in LoIs?

    Dernbach more tattoos than wickets Koomar wearing lipstick scarier than Koomar the bowler
  2. Pacer 35 year old WC fielder though as used to ensure the ball always reached the boundary
  3. That belly Enforce some minimum fitness standards
  4. Kohli must think he represents the East India Company as so thin skinned and sees snubs everywhere. Cheerleader must be using the one brain cell they share at the moment.
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    What's wrong with Rahul?

    Good player with touches of brilliance. But seems mentally weak to become a sure pick and does not seem to have the hunger to take it to the next level.
  6. He's just lacking in all the skills necessary to be an average bowler. And his ridiculous transfer must have been part of a money laundering scheme.
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    I am confident of playing the World Cup: Ajinkya Rahane

    Cheerleader bottles to get drunk > Rahane ODI average
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    ODIS: Bhuvi vs Kohli

    Any trundler can look good when you only have to bowl 4 overs even no-talents like Unadkat
  9. Take Rayudu on tour and problem solved.
  10. Talk is cheap. Dhoni knows he needs to cover his greyness as he nears 50 but if Tendulkar give a toss then he would donate his expensive hair care products. But he's always been rather selfish when others near important milestones...
  11. All these years of IPL and the same old farts going backwards and forwards. Thigh slapper is a crap T20 player as well. Its like being forever stuck in time loop circa 2013.
  12. Maybe he was telling him how to massage his fingers later tonight? Jadeja knows the score and ran straight off
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    ODIS: Bhuvi vs Kohli

    Even in a car he takes the role of a passenger
  14. Old Man shot his load before the climax again Just leaves everyone unsatisfied as usual. So selfish.
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    ICF mission Dhoni- partly accomplished. Next Mission?

    New mission has to be the removal of malnourished trundlers and batters. Desperately need some hit the deck bowlers and batters who can power hit.
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    ICF mission Dhoni- partly accomplished. Next Mission?

    Malnourished = fitness problems. Would help if he actually looked like an athlete instead of a decaying zombie from the Walking Dead.
  17. The Realist

    IND v WI | 3rd ODI | Pune | 27th October 1.30 PM |

    Then who is researching bars for Cheerleader to get smashed in?
  18. The Realist

    IND v WI | 3rd ODI | Pune | 27th October 1.30 PM |

    Depends if Dhoni's pants are down and who is having to apply the lube.
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    IND v WI | 3rd ODI | Pune | 27th October 1.30 PM |

    Wouldn't get a role as a body double in the Harold & Kumar films. Too malnourished and looks like has gender issues.
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    IND v WI | 3rd ODI | Pune | 27th October 1.30 PM |

    Nearing 2019 and seriously this is the best on offer? Forward planning? Strategy? Team building? The answers don't lie at the bottom of Cheerleader's empty bottle.
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    IND v WI | 3rd ODI | Pune | 27th October 1.30 PM |

    Time to bring back Yuvraj and Raina. Bolster the pace bowling with Kulkarni and Unadkat. To move forward need to take ten steps backward.
  22. Huge loss for lovers of test cricket, Old Man Dhoni was the only one single handedly keeping it alive in the T20 format. Needs a farewell series to properly acknowledge his achievements. Don't think words can express what we are all feeling right now.

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