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About punjabiplaya

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  • Birthday 05/01/1974

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  • Biography
    35 now getting old..
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    kent uk
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    cricket football boxing reading cinema gym debating
  • Occupation
    own properties n 2 fish n chip shops

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  1. jokes

    Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life....
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    A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $20." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.
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    What the number one crime in China? Identity theft
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    A woman was being examined by a Gynacologist. " Good Heavens you have a large vagina,Good Heavens you have a large vagina " He said. "There is no need to repeat yourself", said the woman. "I didn't ," replied the doctor
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    My friend once went to a strip club in Abu Dhabi and got thrown out after saying: "Show us your face"
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    Husband: Amazing world, only 25% of men have common sense, very short figure! Wife: What about Rest? Husband: Well rest are Married!
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    Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Johnny says " Mas-ter-bate." Ms Ball smiles and says, "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful." Little Billy says, "No, Miss Ball, you're thinking of a blowjob.
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    A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special bits. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him. The husband is confused and asks, Why are you taking off your clothes? His wife replies, You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay. The husband says, No, not at all. His wife asks angrily, Well, what the hell were you doing then? I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.

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