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29 minutes ago, adi B said:

@SLICKR392 what happened to your long hair ??

@velu where did you meet ? Blore?

 

Yeah dude .. this bugger stays somewhere near my home only ..

 

We planned to meet almost a year before , last week I told him , if he is not going to come this week to brewsky then I will be releasing his financial report to public :giggle:

 

 

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@Cricketics  last time when  @Malcolm Merlyn visited Bangalore ( with 1.2 crore ka check ) , i was happy thinking that he will feed me for a week ..  

first day he did pay .. second day when the waiter was about to bring the bill , sunnyji took a strategic break and went to restroom , i ended up paying the bill .. :secret:

after i paid the bill he came back and started scolding me for paying the bill  :whack3: 

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32 minutes ago, Real McCoy said:

It seems you both were drinking sugarcane juice :laugh:

 

Sarayamae engaluku sugarcane mathiri thaan :proud:

 

2 minutes ago, Real McCoy said:

@velu Are you the one with black shirt and centre partition hairstyle. If so, I don't think you are that slim and the other guy doesn't look fat either. Maybe its you face that looks fat and round. Moon in first house of vedic astrology :phehe: As someone said, you look close to Cartman

 

Yeah .. that’s me .. not that slim now , have round face though .. had minor laser surgery last week on left cheek , swelled a bit still ..

 

I have 7th house Taurus moon with 1st house Scorpio Mars :yess:

venus combust , debilitated at 11th house with sun and exalted retrograde mercury ..

 

Any predictions :fear1:

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16 minutes ago, velu said:

 

Sarayamae engaluku sugarcane mathiri thaan :proud:

 

 

Yeah .. that’s me .. not that slim now , have round face though .. had minor laser surgery last week on left cheek , swelled a bit still ..

 

I have 7th house Taurus moon with 1st house Scorpio Mars :yess:

venus combust , debilitated at 11th house with sun and exalted retrograde mercury ..

 

Any predictions :fear1:

Dude don't believe any astrologer. They will say wear this expensive jewel or something. They are just trying to make some sales or get a commission from the jewelry shop owner. I have a negative view on human nature which comes into full effect when it comes to predictive astrology and profits made from it. That's all I can tell you.

 

Some people on the internet say moon/venus on the 7th house will give them a beautiful spouse and their interaction will be fluid. 7th house also means sex so the sexual interaction will be more pleasant. Moon usually represents mother (but matru karka in your chart needs to be assessed to which planet in your chart represents mother). Maybe your mother will get you married. Mars in first house is not considered good but since its your asc lord its ok. It makes your personality aggressive. I don't know if that makes any sense.

 

Venus combust and debilitated means spouse may not look good/business ventures may not be successful. Again this contradicts my 7th house moon prediction which predicts beautiful spouse. But Mercury exalted can help Venus. Usually Mercury, Venus and Saturn form the Asuras and Sun, Moon, Mars and Jupiter form the Devas. So someone with Mars as ascendant lord would consider their group of planets to do well especially the ascendant lord. Did I confuse you enough already. Enough for now. These are other people's predictions. It doesn't work for me

 

I'm also Scorpio asc with Mars in Leo in 10th house. Supposedly great placing of Mars my ascendant lord and that too in a fiery sign. But my life is not that special. Mars is said to give properties but I have no interest in holding properties or even have one. So much for prediction. Also other planets also have their effects. Jupiter and Saturn influence most of astrology. Usually our birth time is not calculated to the tee. That's probably why astrology never works. They now have d60 ad d120 charts which I believe to be BS. They can be only accurate if you know the exact minute or second of birth which may be inaccurate.

 

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