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I think this woman's account was hacked. remember seeing this long time ago
Could be, but some ppl are really dumb. I got an email once from a lady ( black ) who wanted to show her pics. She slept with some guys who's email was similar, when I wrote back, she realized the mistake but her message came with her sig. She turned out to be a 45- year school principal from Georgia, I even found her on FB and showed her what I found out. She pleaded not to reveal anything as she was chairperson etc etc, and her daughter will find out. I told her I am not that kinda person and gave her tips to hide her identity. She invited me to Georgia for BBQ food :cantstop: P.S - No, she never showed her pics
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Man gets stuck in baby swing at park for nine hours

Some bets just shouldn't be made. Just ask a 21-year-old Vallejo man who made a $100 bet with his friends that he could fit into a baby swing at a local park. The San Francisco Chronicle reports that the unidentified man - who should be thanking police for not releasing his name - lubed himself up with liquid laundry detergent and jammed himself into the kiddie swing's leg holes about 9 p.m. Friday. But he got stuck, his legs swelled and he couldn't get out. To make matters worse, his friends abandoned him. The newspaper reported that nine hours passed before a groundskeeper heard him screaming for help at 6 a.m. the next morning. Vallejo firefighters tried to free him, but ultimately took him to a hospital ? still in the swing. "The man sustained non-life-threatening injuries to his body, but there's no word yet on the condition of his ego," the Chronicle reported. Let's hope he collected his $100.
:cantstop: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/10/california-man-gets-stuck-in-baby-swing-for-nine-hours.html
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Pizza is a vegetable :yay: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kristin-wartman/pizza-is-a-vegetable_b_1101433.html

If there were any lingering doubts as to whom our elected representatives really work for, they were put to rest Tuesday when Congress announced that frozen pizza was a vegetable. The United States Congress voted to rebuke new USDA guidelines for school lunches that would have increased the amount of fresh fruit and vegetables in school cafeterias and instead declared that the tomato paste on frozen pizza qualified it as a vegetable.
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Teacher's Porn Site Business, Including My****tyTeacher.com, Gets Her in Trouble With California School District

​Hot for teacher? She's got a business plan for that, apparently. A 35-year-old California high school teacher is in hot water this week after her ex-husband reportedly revealed she was allegedly running "several" porn sites, including My****tyTeacher.com, from her district-issue laptop, Fox 40 in Stockton reports. We found a school district document that doesn't bode well for teacher Heidi Kaeslin: On the Lincoln Unified School District's agenda (PDF) for this afternoon? A closed session to discuss employee "discipline, dismissal, release ... " Of course, if this porn site business turns out to be fruitful, Kaeslin might just have a yawn and a good laugh. She's on paid leave as it is. Finding inspiration for her operations, however, might prove to be more difficult if horny school boys aren't staring at her equipment. One on of Kaeslin's sites the impetus for her digital smut was said to be the fact that ... ... Her male students spent most of the period staring at her boobs. Her reported business partner? A cop. This is a teaching moment, kids. Learn HTML.
http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2011/11/teacher_porn_my****tyteacher_website_stockton.php
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Frustrated wife puts gamer husband up for sale on Craigslist

Guys, be careful how involved you get with this season's awesome crop of video games. Your wife may try to sell you off. Kyle Baddley learned this the hard way earlier this month, when his wife Alyse got frustrated by his constant Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 playing and offered him up to the highest bidder on Craigslist. "I am selling my 22 year old husband," the ad read. "He enjoys eating and playing video games all day. Easy to maintain, just feed and water every 3-5 hours. You must have Internet and space for gaming. Got tired of waiting so free to good home. If acceptable replacement is offered will trade." The ad, of course, was a joke. But that didn't stop people from replying. One woman offered to retrain him. Another guy said he was willing to trade spots with Kyle, noting that he was both house-trained and preferred books to games. "We didn't think we would get any responses at all, but we've gotten so many," Alyse said. "Someone even offered a blue bag of Skittles." Some people, though, took it a bit too seriously. One person suggested she use the free time to go out on her own, while others wrote that they were concerned about Alyse's relationship with her husband. Among the unconcerned was Kyle's mother. She not only encouraged Alyse to run the ad, she helped her write it.
http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/frustrated-wife-puts-gamer-husband-sale-craigslist-192001926.html
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