WaPo's actual obit for a terrorist monster:

"austere religious scholar w/ wire-frame glasses"

"Mr. Baghdadi maintained a canny pragmatism"

"Acquaintances would remember him as a shy, nearsighted youth who liked soccer but preferred to spend his free time at the local mosque" pic.twitter.com/XFFBnUsHEO

— Liz Harrington (@realLizUSA) October 27, 2019