Want to become a celebrity without any hard work or talent?

Here are 3 easy steps:

Step One: Say “Pakistan Zindabad”
Step Two: Abuse Indian Army
Step Three: Shout “Azaadi”

You will become famous in 24 hours. Media spotlight, money, election ticket...name it, it’s yours.

— Major Gaurav Arya (Retd) (@majorgauravarya) February 23, 2020