Modi : Mai chalk se joote safed karta tha.

Pidi : Bakwas! Aise thode hota hai.

Literally everyone : Calm down bhai. We all did it in childhood.

Pidi : Shut up! Joote kaise saaf hote hai, ye ab tum hum pidis ko bataoge? Ye jeebh maine tongue cleaner se ghis kar nai chamkai hai.

— THE SKIN DOCTOR (@theskindoctor13) April 24, 2019