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  1. 33 points
    Austin 3:!6

    Umar Akmal, WTF!

    Umar Akmal should go back to cinema. Don't forget, prior to cricket he was a background dancer in bollywood movies. 'Tu Cheez Badi hai mast mast...saani dha...saani dha' Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk
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    Kohli=Robert Baratheon...great batsman/warrior, arrogant, both terrible leaders, hot wives, not very intelligent Sachin= Sups...holds most records, Kryptonite=Choking, huge fanbase, God like status for many Viv=Goku...GOAT, mental giant, charismatic yet simple, Viv avoided helmet just like how Goku avoided the Saiyan armor Smith=Kid Buu...weirdass technique, no one knows source of their power, both dominant at what they do, villain since this is an Indian forum Gavaskar=Yoda.....uhm they look similar Ashwin=combination of Dexter, Mysterio and Aquaman. Nerd, bag of tricks and ghar ka sher KLR=Broly...doesn't realize his power, more powerful than GOAT when in mood...since mentioning Hanuman would be blasphemous for some Random Pakistani cricketer= Dick Dastardly and Muttley....cos cheating Dhoni=Two-Face.....hero who turned villain Ponting=Frieza...villain who gave us max tension in our childhood McGrath=Voldemort, another villain who tormented our younger selves Rohit=Fat Thor Rahane=Scooby-Doo...always scared Lara=Achilles, Brad Pitt one...STYLE Pandya=Kirk Lazarus (Tropic Thunder) plus Johnny Bravo...wannabe Black and complete tool Dravid=Batman...though not as talented as Sachin/Superman compensated with self-improvement/determination/analytical skills, also better leadership material, both Dark Knights Ganguly=Iron Man...rich families, spoiled, bratty in their youth but matured, egomaniacs, great deal of heart/pride, sense of sacrifice, leadership quality ABDV=Hulk...SMAAAASH Kumble=Rocky Balboa...not talented, hard working, never give up attitude, played despite injuries, widely respected, honorable men Shastri=Drunken Master Warne=Po Jaddu=Spiderman...everything sticks to his hands Pant=Juggernaut...powerful but brainless Shami=Bronn Kapil=Ragnar Yuvi=Walter White...cancer, badass Broad=Draco Malfoy...not just cos they look similar
  4. 30 points
    https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/sports/cricket/news/in-modern-day-cricket-its-ok-to-go-for-runs-shardul-thakur/articleshow/74185178.cms "It is OK to go for runs. As a bowler, you can't end up bowling extraordinary spells every time you go out to bowl. The idea is that if I am going to go for 20 runs in a particular over, then I should be able to bring the runs down to 16, 14 or 15 in the next over." "Certainly I have my eyes on World Cup. The positivity that I bring into the game and the amount of confidence I have, the way I am passionate about the game will help the team to win the World Cup or at least do the job fairly,"
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  6. 27 points
    Imran Khan is the biggest railu Katta in politics..
  7. 25 points

    My experience regarding corona

    Hello guy's, this is vayuu1 ,just wanted to share few things with you regarding my experience with corona ,my father use to go outside and walk outside as he is recovering from his spine operation, I use to tell him ,to not roam and plz stay home, but to no avail, around 3- 4 weeks ago my father got sick he was sick for 6-7 days and recovered, in between that period I got sick, but recovered, then mom fell sick ,it started with headache, by 3rdJune then she developed fever high fever infact 101.8-102.3 ,I got alarmed and shifted wife and kids to upper floor, I called 1075 but to no avail in fact for 4 freaking days I called them but no one picked the phone when I fell sick I told them that I will sleep in separate room same with dad, mom's condition started to get worse as she started having taste issue,unfortunetly during that time testing was stopped in Delhi ,but I got a feeling that she might be Covid positive, after lot of struggle to get test finally on 6th June I got both my parents tested, kn Monday morning got the report that my mom is Covid positive ,while my father's report was negative, I was scared TBH, in fact that would be understatement,but I couldn't have shown that to my parents, so had a chat with sunnyji and he told me to buy pulse oxymeter,i started calling hospitals as well had chat with Stuge as well, he told me to go to Max saket , beds were not being shown on apps, then I finally decided to put my mom on home quarantine, I informed my neighbors, one of my friend ,my wife and sister that mom has got corona, and I am opting for home quarantine, so I opted for Max akash healthcare, 5600 for 14 days in which they will provide, pulse oxymeter, medicines mask, 2 doctor's consultation, sanitizer,digital thermometer, Following were symptoms of my mom High fever Loose motions No taste sense breathing issue,(her blood oxygen rate was 89-91) in beginning Then I had chat with doctor, he first asked that if my mother has any heart,lungs and diabetic issue, I told him no, though she has hyper thyroid, he said that's OK and started 10 Day course straight away, sunnyji too was a big help, a gem of a person (DO NOT TAKE ANY MEDICINE WITHOUT DOCTORS PRESCRIPTION) The medicines doctor prescribed were Paracetamol 650(for fever) Cyra D (this is antacid medicine) Cetil cv 250(antibiotic medicine) Retodil (this is to stop loose motion) A cyrup brozedex sf 2(antibiotic) A Respulse budesal 1mg (for nebulization) I also bought oxygen pumps used by trekkers (4-5) , Also bought ppe kit Was looking for concentrator but didn't found it early on rent so purchased oxygen cylinder Those were tough 10 days for me, especially first 5 days as her loose motions were not stopping, though with medicine things started improving very slowly, she only use to have few spoons of khichdi, 2 biscuit of threptin and 1 bottle of ors for whole day, I use to monitor her 4-5 times in a day , For food told wife That Won't come inside when you have prepared food just call me and put food outside on disposable, I was very much exhausted, mentally and emotionally, Finally round 13th day her condition improved It's been 3 weeks and finally she is better, finally govt also woke up and called us on 14th and told us that they are going to put us under isolation for 17 days, after much request they agreed to backtrack date on which my mom's report came, thought of sharing this with you, I know it's long, but so much was happening, I'd like to thank sunny ji for helping me a lot, Stuge way a great help as well, now I am planning to get myself ,mom and dad tested again, so that tension khatam Ho, My mistake was I should have got her tested earlier, should have been firm and stopped my dad from going outside, but guess now he too got his lesson and plz guy, don't panic coz that's ur biggest enemy, stay safe guys, Thank you Vayuu1
  8. 24 points

    Let's all laugh at ourselves

    This is what happens when ur boss is on vacation and no control
  9. 24 points
    1. Mumbai Indians Strength- Everything, even if they wont have gone in the Auction they still wud have been a very good team. Addition of boult n Lynn have made them very powerful. Bowling lineup - malinga, Bumrah, boult.....wow best and experinced Fielding- Boult, Hardik, Pollard, Rahul chahar are outstanding fielders Indian all rounder- Pandya bros Think tank has great minds- Rohit, mahela, Sachin, Bond, Zak, malinga, Boult, Bumrah , Wright Weakness- Post Rahul chahar spin bowling Dept looks weak no backup Hardik pandya which isnt even avl . Other comments They Shud include Lynn instead of kock which wud be more ideal with somone like Rohit and they enough depth to go bang bang from ball -1 How the Fck does tiwary get picked again n again 2. RCB Strength- Batting looks mighty good now . Finch n morris are very good buys ....they shud pray morris finds some form Good Indian core- Kohli, Sundar, Dube,Chahal, Saini,Siraj, umesh, Devdutt Weakness- Bowling still doesnt look great and Kohli the captain will somehow screw a good team again Other comments How do they fit in Devdutt, they shud think about making Gurkeerat keep wkts. Neways Parthiv is a terrible keeper and Siraj or umesh if u play them extra bowler will leak runs only so if ur bowling aint that good make sure ur batting can put or chase any total . Hesson n Katich shud take more charge of selection n tell kohli to be more of captain on field n take help from finch Why did they spend 4 cr on Richardson 3. KKR Strength- Batting looks very powerful with inclusion of Banton, Tripathi n morgon. Wont be wrong to say they have the most powerful middle order Weakness- I wud say depth in Indian batting n spin bowling. Overseas backups in batting doesnt look great either Other comments They shud include banton instead of Narine as narine the bowler isnt same banton can bowl a bit. KKR top order needs a force and banton is being touted very highly by every expert. They need someone who can give great platform for the middle order. They shud hope mavi stays fit and kuldeep form get better 4. RR Strength- one of the best 4 overseas any team can have which covers most bases - Butler, Smith, Stokes, Archer. Some young Indian talent - Samson, Parag, Kartik tyagi, gopal, markhande, Rajpoot can actually surprise people . Addition of uthappa is good Weakness - Backup of overseas batsman isnt good ....just miller They shud give uthappa finishers role as it ll allow smith to bat at 3 his best alone position n stokes n parag to bat up. uthappa has done that for India in few innings and can do here as well....while finishing u need experience and he has it Gopal, markhande, Tewatia are lucky to be working with warne for those days. 5. KXIP Strength- KL Rahul, Pooran, Cottrell . Jordon n Neesham are good buys Weakness- To many mayank, Nair, mandeep, Sarfraz, hooda,sucith hasnt set IPL on fire ....so Indian core isnt great Gayle n maxwell are very inconsistent. If none has a good season they are screwed Shami their best indian fast bowler isnt good in t20 backup indian fast bowling doesnt look good To many loopholes wont allow them to play best 4 overseas players Owners interfere a lot For them a lot of things have to click or else they i dont seem them doing well and their owners are worst in this situation. Will depend a lot on Rahul n Kumble keep team enviorment. They have some match winners but not team . In such cases a lot depend on resources are used when they arent that great. 6. Delhi Captial Strength- Batting became more powerful. Utility specialist like ashwin, woakes and then other all rounder like Paul, Axar, harshal will allow them to be very flexible. Good backup overalls. All their talent is on rise in terms of Skill and experience Weakness- Lower middle order doesnt have match winners its mostly in top or middle which might affect one of indian batsman position Problem of plenty in top order and utility all rounder can mess up combination. Playing Right combination wud be the key 7. SRH They could have looked at uthappa in Auction or someone to exchange in middle order or fast bowling during transfer Strength - What top 3 Fielding- Warner, Williamson, manish, Shankar very good fielders to have on field Captaincy Core- Warner, Williamson, manish are very good minds to have Weakness- Bowling - Bhuvi form n injury , Kaul was soughted last season. Sandeep is similar to bhuvi and Thampi leaks so fast bowling back isnt geart anymore due to top 3 they cant add overseas player in bowling or all rounder top 3 heavy Lack of impact players in Lower order middle order - Manish, Shankar, Virat singh, Garg arent very destructive. Garg n abhishek can be but they are very young Indian batting has option but lacks flair and experience apart from Manish. Garg n abhishek are good but are very young as well so u cant rely on them. No overseas fast bowling backup May be they have to look at benching williamson to add someone like Nabi or Stanlake to get balance better . 8. CSK A team being laughed off in last 2 years as Dad's army having last laugh showing how much experience matters. Their team culture is recognized as best by other IPL team players. Strength Experience- Most important thing in winning tournaments Captaincy core- Dhoni, Faf, Fleming Curran , Chawla are very good additions Backups for everyone apart from dhoni Team culture Weakness Lack of match pratice for most - Dhoni, raina, rayudu , bhajji . Even Watson doesnt play international so this could backfire big time Fielding- even though they have faf, bravo , jadeja, raina still they have many liabilties No death bowler apart from bravo who teams have figured out I wont comment on them as they prove everyone otherwise every year First XI MI CSK RCB KKR SRH KXIP RR DC 1 Lynn Faf Finch Banton/Narine Warner Rahul Butler Shaw 2 Rohit Watson Devdutt Tripathi Bairstrow mayank Samson Pant 3 Kishen Raina Kohli Gill Williamson Pooran Smith Heytmer 4 Pollard Rayudu ABDV Morgan Manish Maxwell Stokes Pant 5 Hardik Dhoni Dube Rana Abhishek Nair/Sarfraz Riyan parag Iyer 6 SKY Bravo/curran Sundar DK Shankar Mandeep singh uthappa Harshal patel 7 Krunal Jadeja Morris/Moeen ali Russell Rashid khan Suchith/hooda Lomror/ Kartik tyagi Axar 8 Rahul Chahar Chahar Mann (keeper) Cummins Nadeem Neesham/jordon/mujeeb Gopal Ashwin 9 Boult Chawla Steyn Kuldeep Kaul/Sandeep/Thampi Gowtham Tewatia/Markhande Woakes 10 Malinga Bhajji Saini Prasidh Bhuvi Cottrell Archer Rabadda 11 Bumrah Ngidi Chahal Mavi Khaleel Shami Rajpoot Lamichane/Stonis/Carrey/Keemo Paul Best Openers- SRH Best middle order n finishers - KKR Best Spin bowling- CSK Best Fast bowling - MI Best young Indian batting- DC Best Young indian bowling - KKR Best 4 overseas in one team- RR Best Indian Core without overseas- MI....Csk can also be but they fail due to lack of match practice
  10. 23 points
    Gambhir always calls a spade a spade. And has very good eye for talent ... and knows which types of players succeed in international cricket. And can fight for young talent ... as he showed in the Navdeep Saini case. He is an ideal candidate for becoming a selector.
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    Kohli’s runs: 2+19+3+14=38 Shami’s runs: 21+2+16+5=44
  13. 22 points
    Not that we (Indians) are any saint and every country has got their fair share of emotional fans. But when it comes to being worst, there are hardly any competition to Bangla fans. I am actually not able to find an adjective to define them - Aabegi, Jazbaati, Junooni, Minnowisque or pure retards? First of all, it is clearly written in ICC protocol that failure to report the approach of a bookie is a corruption and can led to a ban. Players are taught this time and again. An experienced player like Shakib was well aware of this but did not report it, not once but on 3 occasions. Not only that, he even wanted to meet the bookie, deleted the questionable interactions in whatsapp and discussed about Bitcoin payments. So this notion that 'Oh So Innocent Shakib' just forgot to report it to ACU is a lie and there was something more sinister about it. He himself knew it very well, didn't wanted to drag this matter anymore and accepted the verdict unchallenged. Many would even argue that he got away with a lenient ban. Also, he is not the first cricketer banned for this offense. Kushal Lokuarrachi (18 months), Siddhart Trivedi (1 year), Jean Symes (7Years), Lou Vincent (3 years) etc. all faced bans before for failure to report a bookie. Rather than accepting the gravity of the situation, the behavior of the Bangla fans disgust me to the core. They have totally hijacked ICC page and spamming on every post, even on those that are not related to BD cricket. They are also relentlessly spamming twitter accounts of Micheal Vaughan, Ramiz Raja, Scott Styris etc. who criticized Shakib on their twitter page. Good on Vaughanny though (being the troll he is) for taking Bangla fans head on. Some of them even sending facebook message to Kohli & Rohit's public page saying "Hey I am a bookie. I have a offer of millions of dollars if you pass team info", taking screenshot of that and posting in ICC page saying Virat and Rohit also failed to report approach of bookie and now pls ban them or else 'Aamago Shakib ko firiya dao (Pardon our Shakib) I know the above may sound funny but I am totally disgusted at their behavior. And this is not only the first time they are acting immaturely. Remember after Asia cup loss last year, they hijacked Kohli's twitter account? Then they created chopped head picture of MS Dhoni in 2016? List goes on and on. For far too long people ignored these considering they are minnows but looks like it is getting worse day by day. Gets thrashed against Afg in a home test and acts like they are some world beaters Bangladeshi fans need to accept that Shakib was involved in shady affairs like Ashrafool was and being banned correctly. Get a life, retards!!
  14. 21 points
    What is wrong with security guards you asshole? Most are hardworking people, vigilant, helpful, sacrifice a lot for their families and work in places 1000 km away from their native places with smiles on their faces. Underpaid, unrecognized, exploited but still have more pride in their jobs than these IPL jokers will ever have......never demean any occupation, dignity of labour is missing in this country. On that fateful night of 26/11 when the Pak jihadis went to Cama hospital 2 security guards armed with just some sticks charged and used themselves as bait to allow the staff more time to lock the patient wards, thus saving 100s of lives. That act of ultimate sacrifice is a greater feat than what Indian cricket has achieved in the last 9 decades. All these Kapils, Sachins, Kohlis and Dhonis aren't fit to lace the shoes of those 2 deceased bravehearts (how many know their names?), their only relevance in India is that we suck in majority sports and Brothelwood is even worse than Indian cricket.
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    Ind vs SA ODI series | Mar 2020

    Rabada ruled out of Australia, India ODIs due to groin strain
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    We have Jadeja as the left arm spinner. No need for another one.
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    pcb did this because they have Chockaa Chockaa , if they had Kohli they would made him their Prime Minister.
  18. 20 points
    From my 10+ years in ICF, I have seen even matches against minnows like Afghanistan having match thread an hour or two before start. Seems even ardent cricket fans don't care about this pointless series or the brainless team management.
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    Our very own...Sanjay Manjerakar. What a legend Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk
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    Woh sab toh theek hai but can Afretard explain the below events?
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    They can get free taxi rides from Indian drivers. I mean with the amount of times they need to go eat nalli nihari while on tour this is a considerable saving.
  24. 20 points
    Pakistan hasn't drawn a test match Down Under in last 25 years.
  25. 19 points
    https://m.cricbuzz.com/cricket-videos/42270/people-want-us-to-believe-its-a-massive-loss-virat-kohli This guy has a massive chip on the shoulder, and is borderline delusional. Why is it so hard to say "this is a disappointing loss, the entire team is hurting..this is not the standard we set for ourselves"? Why act as if scale of loss is being deliberately played up to malign the team?
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    Shastri aur King Kohli G@@nduon ki toli De gaye sabko goli, Sab pehno ghagra aur choli Dalo pichwade pe rangoli Aur nacho - aa gai holi! All eyes on King Kohli
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    Forum’s reputation > Pakistan’s reputation
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    wow they are coming with Starc, Hazelwood and Cummins and we will serve them thakur,chahar and kumar.
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    Proudly pointing it out too. Take that haters! Legend
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    Those were the glory days of Indian batting - Vikram Rathore, Devang Gandhi, Shivsunder Das, Sujith Somsunder etc. Legendary 90s opening batsmen.
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    Missing Pandya’s

    Stop jizzing to Pandya. He is engaged now.
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    Cos he plays for average, not for wins. Phoney in white ball cricket, legend in tests, TM confusing formats. for the last 10 years now.
  36. 18 points
    Austin 3:!6

    That over is end of Dubes career

    Amazing farewell scenes of Dube Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk
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    Can he make Dhoni disappear from the Indian team though?
  38. 18 points
    Momin Abdul Razzaq Lahori never rates Endians highly, what he said today pales before this pearl of wisdom
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    Their bowlers are " getting " centuries at will.
  40. 18 points
    Great 1st move Dada BCCI big guns finally wake up from slumber ICC ki G maaro
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    Favourite rivalries on ICF?

    Surprised @Cricketics hasn't posted here claiming he never gets into fights with anyone and is a good boy . Sticking to cricket and light-hearted stuff because otherwise some of the rivalries in chit-chat get really nasty albeit still entertaining , will try to leave those hateful ones out....also the politically charged ones and ofc the irritating ones (sorry @Ankit_sharma03 you feature in a lot of those even though it isn't your fault, just the people you choose to educate). @sandeep and @maniac are frenemies, who knows maybe even secret BFFs like Iron Man-Captain America. Also a 10% chance sandy is one of maniac's many avatars, but honestly there is like a 5% chance each of us is one the many IDs of that Rayudu bhakt. @Laaloo and @speedheat vs CSK/Thala fans who come in various shapes and sizes....like that @UnknownGenius aka @Rasgulla character, earlier Laaloo and @fineleg used to fight over trivial stuff. @vvvslaxman vs @zen...that peaked a few months back, abhi thanda hai...surprising because those 2 are mostly pretty chill posters. @velu @Real McCoy @Vilander vs Sachinstas like @New guy , Laaloo and a few more, separately an ongoing feud of former two with @beetle @rkt.india is the strange guy, because if I say "Good morning y'all" he quotes me and says 'it is night', like those opposition politicians who oppose the budget before it is presented. Not a rivalry per se but opposing one and all just for the kicks. @Muloghonto and @Stradlater the history nerds will be MC, BCing each other one moment and 5 minutes later indulging in some History Honours level discussion concerning the role of Akshaypatra XVII in betraying Krishnamitra XXII and subsequent flawed military tactics against Muhammad Bin Al Ghazi Qawwali Naan XXX in the Battle of Hisar in 1429 AD, within a fraction of a second discussion will move towards the status of transsexuals in 18th century rural North East Bengal, then mulo will compare it favorably with the Punjabi society of September 1879. At this point ICF's Khalsa Brigade led by Sardar @Under_Score will jump in resulting in commencement of the weekly edition of ICF's SmackDown. Imperative to add that Strad will take leave at this juncture (caveat: unless Bhagat Singh enters discussion) and subject will mostly shift to Canada's Punjabi-Bengali diaspora relations and a host of other issues of vital importance for mankind like the parking facilities in Toronto's gurudwaras, real estate mood in Ludhiana and the benefits of helping the better half in folding laundry.... @velu vs @Stan AF in economics related threads A couple of years ago things would get heated in the tennis threads, @Dil Dil India vs @zep1706 and @bones, mulo (who figures in majority rivalries anyway) would inevitable get involved and others like myself (wasted so much time arguing with the Nole/Nadaltards ), @I6MTW @kumar713 would join in...Royal Rumble like and after a couple of pages everyone would forget which side they were arguing for. Don't want to get into the linguistic, religious, Ind/Pak and politics related rivalries, there are many and most of us (myself included) overstep the mark....regrettably so (not). Most here are (abnormally) well behaved though, non-confrontational....eerie .
  42. 18 points
    Pakistan tour of Australia is always a gang bang carnival. When poyyyzzz make that pilgrimage downunder, dekhne ko banta hai.....live demo of how not to play cricket. 0-12 in Aus 0-7 in RSA 0-2 in NZ In Southern Hemisphere 0-11, can't even make a draw 72 years, ZERO test series wins in Australia ZERO drawn test series in Australia since 1978-79...over 40 years Every 4-5 years there is a special meeting in Australia Kangaroo meets Markhor, Markhor challenges Kangaroo to a duel Kangaroo soon establishes dominant position in grappling Markhor sad and crying cos of pain, but pig haram no, does my oppressor know? So to confuse Kangaroo, Markhor transforms into pig. "Nothing doing, you my beech" says Kangaroo Dog haram no? Pig becomes dog...."Stay still beech" shouts.... No help so lil dog transforms back to Markhor and accepts the punishment for the rest of his stay. Depressed Markhor pondering life choices in Los Angeles (DHA overseas) plot. Winner by submission and * conquest Next 4 years no trip to Ozland, back to bravado. Ghafoora riding Markhor and chewtiya banaoing 23 crores strong awam. All in all entertainment for #1 ranked Tiger, not the poor sods who will receive similar treatment elsewhere same time
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    Congrats to Man of the Match Thakur

    Thakur in the final over
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    Same thing can be said about us when we bash Bangladesh, Srilanka, West Indies and other poor attacks regularly in home conditions.
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    How great was Javed Miandad?

    He is a terrorist
  49. 17 points

    Dhoni and media screwing pant

    From the article: The T20 World Cup is more than 12 months away but Kohli has already detailed his plans and expectations from his side. "That's exactly what we're looking at, try out new people and see who stands up under pressure," he said Kohli the proven KO choker and king of pressure free bilateral series speaking about pressure.
  50. 17 points
    Do we really need new threads every time a Phateecharstani cricketer spouts bollocks about India or Indian cricket?
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