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1 hour ago, ravishingravi said:

 

Even the media is silent. 

Reality is that everybody's being careful so that they don't end up on the 'vigo' list.   

 

Army got a law passed recently that any properties for public figures are only legally questionable as long as they are in that person's name - family members' properties cannot be questioned.  TL;DR Bajwa's wife, daughter-in-law properties cannot be legally questioned even if they went from zero to billions overnight.  

 

On  top of that, PakMil mafia got a law passed that allows anybody to be prosecuted and arrested for 'maligning' the army or institutions.  i.e. Anybody can be legally attacked/disappeared/murdered if the army feels that they said something that 'portrayed it in bad light'.   

 

Greenbros are living under total slavery basically.  Getting looted by these fake jernails, who are not even satisfied with billions in 'constitutional' land grants, take more, and have the "Pakistani Law" on their side if they need to enforce silence in order to make sure nobody protests against their looting.  

 

A country where a chief justice runs a dam fundraiser for billions which then supposedly were all "spent on advertising", who is going to enforce the law? 

 

What a horror show.  Take away the nukes, and its essentially an anarchy not too different from the Taliban.  Difference is that taliban wear traditional clothes, while PakMil mafia like to wear ribbons and medals.

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2 hours ago, sandeep said:

Reality is that everybody's being careful so that they don't end up on the 'vigo' list.   

 

Army got a law passed recently that any properties for public figures are only legally questionable as long as they are in that person's name - family members' properties cannot be questioned.  TL;DR Bajwa's wife, daughter-in-law properties cannot be legally questioned even if they went from zero to billions overnight.  

 

On  top of that, PakMil mafia got a law passed that allows anybody to be prosecuted and arrested for 'maligning' the army or institutions.  i.e. Anybody can be legally attacked/disappeared/murdered if the army feels that they said something that 'portrayed it in bad light'.   

 

Greenbros are living under total slavery basically.  Getting looted by these fake jernails, who are not even satisfied with billions in 'constitutional' land grants, take more, and have the "Pakistani Law" on their side if they need to enforce silence in order to make sure nobody protests against their looting.  

 

A country where a chief justice runs a dam fundraiser for billions which then supposedly were all "spent on advertising", who is going to enforce the law? 

 

What a horror show.  Take away the nukes, and its essentially an anarchy not too different from the Taliban.  Difference is that taliban wear traditional clothes, while PakMil mafia like to wear ribbons and medals.

In my office, everyone was talkimg about bajwa corruption saga and leaks. Btw - my office is in Lahore and not KP/Balochistan. 

 

Establishment stinks. 

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@Deucalion your phauj is scared of a 75 year old man and harassing him with frivolous warrants - shame on them for making naked videos of an old man and his wife.  I bet somebody in 'phauj' got a medal for making old man porn to "protect and serve the nayshun".  

 

India got independence in 1947 - when do you think you ghulaam log will manage something like that?

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https://theprint.in/opinion/i-asim-bajwa-quit-but-head-cheese-pizza-economic-corridor/522630/

 

Author ~ GENERAL TWITTER

 

General ‘Papa Johnny’ aka retired Lt Gen. Asim Saleem Bajwa

 
CPEC ~ Cheese Pizza Economic Corridor 
 
My duties included guarding my own interests. 
 
Other than scrolling through memes made on me, I was not doing much in the ministry.
 

I tweet filtered photos of development projects, highways, bridges made by previous governments and take credit for their work. I can take credit for building the Grand Trunk Road too. Who is Sher Shah Suri?

 

I tell the world to come and invest in Pakistan, while my family strictly invests outside of Pakistan. The rivers of milk and honey are so passé, in my time, pizza and coke flow in Pakistan.

 

My assets beyond means have made me an inspiration for the younger generation. They say they want to become Asim Bajwa when they grow up. Even dushman ki bache (children of enemies) want to be like me. You think all this was easy? It was only after changing my hit song of “mujhe dushman ki bachon ko parhana hai” to “mujhe dushman ki bachon ko pizza khilana hai” that I became the king of hearts.

 

You, my friends, want me to resign as chairman of CPEC because apparently I have no moral authority to continue — like I care about your wants and morality. 

 

In my political office, I could be prosecuted, but as CPEC chairman I enjoy immunity. This is how selfless I am. If I stay, hope stays for the Pakistani people that anything is possible in our country. My future is in China’s court.

 

Before I was part of the CPEC, my son was against the Chinese making Pakistan its colony, you know how woke kids are these days. Glad he now understands that the CPEC is our family’s lifeline. He also wanted the corrupt Sharifs to be hanged, but now I have taught him that you wouldn’t want your corrupt father to be hanged. This is how pragmatic I am in my dealings.

 

Never forget the power of a man like me. I was the brains behind those who made former army chief Raheel Sharif so popular that he got a mosque in his name: Jamia Masjid Gen Raheel Sharif in Islamabad. Some get pizza franchises, some get mosques, it is all in my hands. So be my friend, not my enemy. Be a part of my revolution called ‘Pappa Johnny tere pizzas se inqilab aeyga’. We love Pakistan, Pizza, Power (PPP).

 
 
 
This is a total riot :hysterical:
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