nevada Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 (edited) Wrong thread :) Edited October 13, 2021 by nevada dial_100 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 2 hours ago, nevada said: Wrogn thread :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Today Sharjah was in a Dewsert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted October 27, 2021 Author Share Posted October 27, 2021 Question: Why wouldn't the characters from F.R.I.E.N.D.S drown if they were on the Titanic? Answer: coz Lisa Kud row. nevada and coffee_rules 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 58 minutes ago, Mariyam said: Question: Why wouldn't the characters from F.R.I.E.N.D.S drown if they were on the Titanic? Answer: coz Lisa Kud row. Dunno about others but David is a S(ch)wimmer Lord, Mariyam, nevada and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 Lame but original Which Pak cricketer’s kids pay less tuition to their schools? Mohd Hafeez! diga, nevada, dial_100 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda-esque Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 Question: Why wouldn't the characters from F.R.I.E.N.D.S drown if they were on the Titanic? Answer: coz Lisa Kud row.You made this up ,didnt ya Mariyam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New guy Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 On 10/28/2021 at 12:09 AM, Mariyam said: Question: Why wouldn't the characters from F.R.I.E.N.D.S drown if they were on the Titanic? Answer: coz Lisa Kud row. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New guy Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 Why should you not discuss philosophy with prostitues? Because thats putting Descartes before the whores Vijy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuarantineTormentino Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 If India’s credit rating improves to AA or higher: Moody’s he toh mumkin he Mariyam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted November 25, 2021 Author Share Posted November 25, 2021 There was this young Tamilian @velu in love with two women. The first one he loved because she composed great poetry. The other because she made incredible dosas. @velu couldn't decide whether to marry for batter or for verse. Vijy, poyzzplaidwell, New guy and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prakat Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 There once was this young Tamilian who was in love with two women. The first he loved for the sweet poetry of her pen, And the other cuz she made dosas great again. @velu couldn't decide whether to marry for batter or for verse. velu and Mariyam 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New guy Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Hardik, De Kock and Bonner walked into a bar. The bartender said - sorry, no Pant, no service velu, Lord and Mariyam 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 (edited) What is 3.14 + 9.8 Not 12.94 It is Pig Edited December 16, 2021 by coffee_rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted December 16, 2021 Author Share Posted December 16, 2021 50 minutes ago, coffee_rules said: What is 3.14 + 9.8 Not 4.04 It is Pig I don't follow. And why would 3.14+9.8 be = 4.04 anyways??? coffee_rules and velu 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 23 minutes ago, Mariyam said: I don't follow. And why would 3.14+9.8 be = 4.04 anyways??? Senior moment, bombed the punchline. This time used a calc Mariyam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Which song should one sing when he is 5 mins away from turning into a teenager? Tera hone laga hoon! Mariyam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 What does a North Indian woman call the fat woman who is having an affair with her husband? Sau Ton Sorry for a fat shaming pun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HamHindustani Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 No Pun but Fun Main tujhse pyaar kiya Tere baap ne mujhko pita Tan ki shakti, Man ki shakti, BournVita Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HamHindustani Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 Puns Fakhar, Hardik De' Cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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