Aakash Chopra

[Adamant]

7 hours ago, coffee_rules said:

 

Needs to be fit to do that. 

[AuxiliA]

10 minutes ago, Adamant said:

Needs to be fit to do that. 

 

Every pacer would be fit if they had to play more than half their matches on fast bouncy green pastures. 

[Kothili]

On 1/5/2022 at 7:28 AM, goose said:

never heard him actually commentate on live cricket. sounds horrendous

Don't be surprised if you see him "installed" as Chief Selector.

[kosingh]

He apparently spends many hours practicing for commentary.  He has also spent a lot of money taking lessons in "voice control and management". 

 

But unfortunately it is just not for everybody.

[R!TTER]

1 hour ago, kosingh said:

He has also spent a lot of money taking lessons in "voice control and management". 

 

Money well paid I guess, his YT channel already nets him millions (of rupees) I bet.

[diga]

Akash Chopra mentioned in the pre-match show about Ishant Sharma not being in the top-5 pacers even though he has played 100 tests is an indictment of where his career is going... 

[goose]

chopra's hair is an indictment of where men are heading. it should be sponsored by bharat petroleum

[Vijy]

On 1/10/2022 at 5:31 PM, Kothili said:

Don't be surprised if you see him "installed" as Chief Selector.

can't be worse than some of the jokers we've had in history

[nevada]

On 1/12/2022 at 3:33 AM, goose said:

chopra's hair is an indictment of where men are heading. it should be sponsored by bharat petroleum

Looks like he has applied some kind of varnish today, it looks so weird.

[Lord]

On 1/11/2022 at 4:09 AM, kosingh said:

He apparently spends many hours practicing for commentary.  He has also spent a lot of money taking lessons in "voice control and management". 

 

But unfortunately it is just not for everybody.

yeah good voice to say 'darshak bane fielder'

[express bowling]

On 1/6/2022 at 10:22 AM, AuxiliA said:

 

He's not wrong about this one. 

 

South Africans ( infact all nations with historically strong pace attacks ) have a pathological dislike for pacers who are Short + Thin + Medium pace.

 

They would probably tell Bhuvi to be a batsman at school level or U19 level.

 

 

Edited February 13, 2022 by express bowling

[Vijy]

8 hours ago, express bowling said:

 

South Africans ( infact all nations with historically strong pace attacks ) have a pathological dislike for pacers who are Short + Thin + Medium pace.

 

They would probably tell Bhuvi to be a batsman at school level or U19 level.

 

 

they would tell him to take up a job as groundsman.

[R!TTER]

20 minutes ago, Vijy said:

they would tell him to take up a job as groundsman.

Or a security guard 

[raki05]

1 hour ago, R!TTER said:

Or a security guard 

He himself needs security.

[Ankit_sharma03]

 

[goose]

thankfully the cookies on my laptop spared me his profundity this world cup

 

some comic relief

[jf1gp_1]

Used to like him when he first started. Today he is cringe ke gukan. Insults the opposition and hype up our guys.

[Vijy]

2 hours ago, jf1gp_1 said:

Used to like him when he first started. Today he is cringe ke gukan. Insults the opposition and hype up our guys.

yep, he is full on cringelord