Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Let's all laugh at the padosis :)

[Marshall]

4 hours ago, Ultimate_Game said:

Still nothing. The one I remember is where India bi@tch slapped your team - Asia Cup and WT20

 

See that's the thing between Pakistan and India. Your team is good enough to barely win meaningless bilateral series against weak sides like the current WI series and make up empty stats about "winning n no. of consecutive T20 matches" and some such and come the real tourneys where you come up against the real teams your team goes missing   There's a term called "stats padding" or "meaningless numbers" and this is the only thing Pakistan is good at coz cometh the real matches they are shyte.

 

OTOH India could care less about meaningless bilateral T20 series - hell we send likes of Stuart Binny to play those  - but when the real tourneys show up, they show up. That's why my signature looks the way it does and we all know where Pakistan stands. By the way in most of the tourney wins mentioned in the signature India kicked Pakistan's a$$  

Hahah i understand kid,the healing process would take time becaise a few wc matches cant wipe out the humiliation of years.

[Ultimate_Game]

2 hours ago, Marshall said:

Hahah i understand kid,the healing process would take time becaise a few wc matches cant wipe out the humiliation of years.

 Gotcha... coz T20 series against Zim are more important than the ICC trophies

 

Can't blame you. After all if we take out the meaningless T20 bilateral and jamodi series what exactly have you guys achieved? Get spanked everytime by India and have nothing much to show for in terms of ICC trophies  

[thegreatone]

Lel

[sandeep]

On 4/17/2017 at 7:36 AM, Marshall said:

A team? Your "All time great" dhoni was there.

Go have some research poor dude

 

 

Typical Pakistani.  Delusional, on shaky ground, but still starting fights.  Simply unable to see reality.  But bravado and bluster in full flow, facts be damned.   8 out of the 11 starters for the Indian XI were rested that series.  8 spots were given to players like Faiz Fazal - as a reward for consistent domestic performance.  Still won the series.  

[Marshall]

18 hours ago, Ultimate_Game said:

 Gotcha... coz T20 series against Zim are more important than the ICC trophies

 

Can't blame you. After all if we take out the meaningless T20 bilateral and jamodi series what exactly have you guys achieved? Get spanked everytime by India and have nothing much to show for in terms of ICC trophies  

Apparently losing to wi is matter of bigger shame than zimbo.wah typical hypocritical double standard of indians and btw what has icc trophies to do with the defeat against zimbos??kindly educate me

[Marshall]

1 hour ago, sandeep said:

 

Typical Pakistani.  Delusional, on shaky ground, but still starting fights.  Simply unable to see reality.  But bravado and bluster in full flow, facts be damned.   8 out of the 11 starters for the Indian XI were rested that series.  8 spots were given to players like Faiz Fazal - as a reward for consistent domestic performance.  Still won the series.  

Still loss is loss mate.be a Man and accept it

[sandeep]

1 hour ago, Marshall said:

Still loss is loss mate.be a Man and accept it

No qualms about that - but to use that to somehow compare the bottom-feeding Pakistani team is quite shameless.  Pakistan are just not good at cricket - in any format.   Rely on a bunch of soon to retire 45 year-olds to save them from being totally humiliated in test matches.  Still bat as if they are playing in 1990s instead of 2017 in ODIs or T20s.  Barely a step or 2 ahead of the likes of Zimbabwe, West Indies etc - even at full strength.  Be a man and accept it.

[Ultimate_Game]

1 hour ago, Marshall said:

Apparently losing to wi is matter of bigger shame than zimbo.wah typical hypocritical double standard of indians and btw what has icc trophies to do with the defeat against zimbos??kindly educate me

I would assume getting biatch slapped time and again on the global stage would be a bigger shame but I wouldn't know much about it. You may help enlighten us what it means to win bilaterals against weak WI side and getting blown out when the real tourneys come along  

[Marshall]

3 hours ago, Ultimate_Game said:

I would assume getting biatch slapped time and again on the global stage would be a bigger shame but I wouldn't know much about it. You may help enlighten us what it means to win bilaterals against weak WI side and getting blown out when the real tourneys come along  

Thank God you have wc age over us that's the only thing u can talk about Because  you have got ur ass kicked every time anywhere else.And the only reason behind you  downplaying bilaterals is that I u suck at it as simple as that.u can only get a fluke victory here and there but can't stand in front of us for longer period of time.

[sandeep]

1 hour ago, Marshall said:

Thank God you have wc age over us that's the only thing u can talk about Because  you have got ur ass kicked every time anywhere else.And the only reason behind you  downplaying bilaterals is that I u suck at it as simple as that.u can only get a fluke victory here and there but can't stand in front of us for longer period of time.

World Cups.  Check.  Benson Hedges World Series. Check.  Asia Cups. Check.  Test cricket in the current millenium? Also check.   What's left?  

[Ultimate_Game]

1 hour ago, Marshall said:

Thank God you have wc age over us that's the only thing u can talk about Because  you have got ur ass kicked every time anywhere else.And the only reason behind you  downplaying bilaterals is that I u suck at it as simple as that.u can only get a fluke victory here and there but can't stand in front of us for longer period of time.

You call it an "edge"?!  That's called as a$$ r@*e!!!  12-0 is not "edge", it's a phucking chasm!

 

As I said all your team have is jamodis and T20 series coz you know what happens when they play in tournaments. As a hint take a look at my signature  You can take your jamodis, I take trophies every single day  

 

As for "getting ass kicked" last few times you had to go back to granddad Imran's time for the same and in fact were left clutching at straws by referencing some win by Australia and Zim over India coz you know t all too well that Pakistan is India's biatch when it matters! Now go look at those Black & White videos when granddad Imran was "dominating" India coz I don't think Pakistan did anything in the era when majority of internet users were born  

 

P.S. - Even in the days when Pakistan were supposedly "kicking india's ass" Pakistan got ass ph***ed when it mattered  

[Marshall]

1 hour ago, Ultimate_Game said:

You call it an "edge"?!  That's called as a$$ r@*e!!!  12-0 is not "edge", it's a phucking chasm!

 

As I said all your team have is jamodis and T20 series coz you know what happens when they play in tournaments. As a hint take a look at my signature  You can take your jamodis, I take trophies every single day  

 

As for "getting ass kicked" last few times you had to go back to granddad Imran's time for the same and in fact were left clutching at straws by referencing some win by Australia and Zim over India coz you know t all too well that Pakistan is India's biatch when it matters! Now go look at those Black & White videos when granddad Imran was "dominating" India coz I don't think Pakistan did anything in the era when majority of internet users were born  

 

P.S. - Even in the days when Pakistan were supposedly "kicking india's ass" Pakistan got ass ph***ed when it mattered  

Go for self satisfaction and inner peace 12-0 is nothing in front of 20 odd more victories of us overall and that "granddad" use to spank the assets of ur fake gods everyday before going to sleep but i guess u r too young and naive to know that I did not even know ur grandad I Imran   khan until he retired.go to Google and he see who were involved in heinous acts of kicking ur assets u delusional little indian

[Marshall]

3 hours ago, sandeep said:

World Cups.  Check.  Benson Hedges World Series. Check.  Asia Cups. Check.  Test cricket in the current millenium? Also check.   What's left?  

U kick upon world cups because thats the only thing u have for showing.Check test series odi series and why just in current millennium just Because you weren't born back then doesn't mean cricket wasn't played then 

Edited April 18, 2017 by Marshall

[Muloghonto]

1 minute ago, Marshall said:

Check test series of series and why just in current millennium just Because you weren't born back then doesn't mean cricket wasn't played then 

Before the 98-99 series, Pakistan had the advantage of crooked umpires and bottle-cap specialist in Imran. Ever since neutral umpires and ball tamperer Imran retired, we've done just fine. 

But even Pakistani cricketers would trade their superior H2H record for just one world cup victory over us. Because those are high pressure, high stakes games. Bilateral series mean nothing. Thats why we hardly play anymore bilateral ODIs.

 

[Ultimate_Game]

3 minutes ago, Marshall said:

Go for self satisfaction and inner peace 12-0 is nothing in front of 20 odd more victories of us overall and that "granddad" use to spank the assets of ur fake gods everyday before going to sleep but i guess u r too young and naive to know that I did not even know ur grandad I Imran   khan until he retired.go to Google and he see who were involved in heinous acts of kicking ur assets u delusional little indian

Here's what I know - India has more World Cups, more Champion Trophies and more Asia Cups than Pakistan  And nearly all those tournament wins came after a seemingly mandatory Pak butt kicking  The one thing you can be sure of is Pakistan getting arse handed by India and Pak fans crying after another butt kicking  

[Marshall]

5 minutes ago, Muloghonto said:

Before the 98-99 series, Pakistan had the advantage of crooked umpires and bottle-cap specialist in Imran. Ever since neutral umpires and ball tamperer Imran retired, we've done just fine. 

But even Pakistani cricketers would trade their superior H2H record for just one world cup victory over us. Because those are high pressure, high stakes games. Bilateral series mean nothing. Thats why we hardly play anymore bilateral ODIs.

 

That's the hallmark of Indians you will never be man enough to accept defeat and will always look for excuses.

And with all ur domination our us in world cups all u have is 1 more wc than us and we have number of bilateral trophies against u including last "Aany do" one also

[Muloghonto]

3 minutes ago, Marshall said:

That's the hallmark of Indians you will never be man enough to accept defeat and will always look for excuses.

And with all ur domination our us in world cups all u have is 1 more wc than us and we have number of bilateral trophies against u including last "Aany do" one also

we accept the fact that we were a worse team in the 80s and 90s. We also accept the fact that in the 50s-70s, 2000s-now, we are a much superior team.

I bet all of your Pakistani cricketers would exchange their bilateral trophies for the extra world cup. 
Your team is a team of chokers. Which is why when the pressure of world cups are applied, its failed every single time. 

Those are the simple facts.

 

 

As for looking for excuses - sure, we might look for 'excuses' over a sport. Your nation still makes excuses for getting its a$$ kicked 4 times on the battlefield with our jawaans. Every single war you fought with us, you lost. And its much more serious national delusion when you look to make excuses where tens of thousands of people lose their lives than a game involving a ball and a bat.

So what does that say about the Pakistani psyche ?

[Marshall]

5 minutes ago, Muloghonto said:

we accept the fact that we were a worse team in the 80s and 90s. We also accept the fact that in the 50s-70s, 2000s-now, we are a much superior team.

I bet all of your Pakistani cricketers would exchange their bilateral trophies for the extra world cup. 
Your team is a team of chokers. Which is why when the pressure of world cups are applied, its failed every single time. 

Those are the simple facts.

 

 

As for looking for excuses - sure, we might look for 'excuses' over a sport. Your nation still makes excuses for getting its a$$ kicked 4 times on the battlefield with our jawaans. Every single war you fought with us, you lost. And its much more serious national delusion when you look to make excuses where tens of thousands of people lose their lives than a game involving a ball and a bat.

So what does that say about the Pakistani psyche ?

The fact that you ran away from the original topic itself speaks who was better team and who kicked whose asses,I advice u to not go into details as u might dream about all the molestation of years of ur players in the hands of our team

 

 

[Muloghonto]

4 minutes ago, Marshall said:

The fact that you ran away from the original topic itself speaks who was better team and who kicked whose asses,I advice u to not go into details as u might dream about all the molestation of years of ur players in the hands of our team

 

 

The original topic is to laugh at you guys fail at cricket.

We clean swept your players when it really matters - in world cups. Not just in 1 format. Or just 1-2 matches. Your players are too mentally fragile to win when it matters most. 
I am perfectly happy with the extra world cup and clean thrashing of Pakistan in world cups. You can keep the extra bilateral trophies you guys won with cheater Khan and umpires. 

 

[chewy]

for Pakistanis, if the whitewash in World Cup wasn't embarrassing, these terrorists are blanked in World T20 too,lol

And fortunately I have witnessed every single butt kicking of this epic whitewashing except for 1992.